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Skip Towne 03-03-2009 10:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5552818)
And not Fat Elvis either... Like 1959 Elvis, right before he entered the military.

Ahhh... to dream.
The closest I ever got to that was in Korea. You (or anybody) could walk in a club and take your pick of about 40 women. As long as you had $2.

The Buddha 03-03-2009 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5552839)
The closest I ever got to that was in Korea. You (or anybody) could walk in a club and take your pick of about 40 women. As long as you had $2.
Lol... awesome.

When I was in a sociology class, I found out that women from Baltic (Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania), and Scandinavian countries (Norway, Sweden, Denmark, and Finland), are the most apt to engage in sociosexual activity, or basically casual sex. The amount of partners by 25 is almost double what it is here in the US, and even probably more pronounced here in the midwest.

So, my dream vacation is to go over there, and get my drink on. If I can't be a player in a former Soviet Bloc nation, then there's no hope for me. ;-)

Sam Hall 03-03-2009 10:33 PM
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.

The Buddha 03-03-2009 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Sam Hall (Post 5552853)
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
Is it, "I put on my wizard hat?" Or something like that?

The Buddha 03-03-2009 11:01 PM
Anyone feeling like love is a four-letter word should turn on Comedy Central right now.

Christopher Titus is doing a special called "Love is Evol" (Evil) Even if you don't. Its funny shit.

CHIEF4EVER 03-03-2009 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552534)
While my boobs are very nice, I have a few other curves to get rid of before I feel comfortable doing that. And once I do have the body for it, it will take a lot of alcohol.
Don't worry about the 1st part, and the second part can be arranged. :evil:

Fire Me Boy! 03-04-2009 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5552510)
Thanks. I think I'm done trying for a while. You gotta be this but not that, and its too hard to pretend.

You gotta be confident
You can't think too much
You can't hang around her too much
You gotta pretend like you don't want her.

So... Like I said to the girl at work. If you want me, come get me. Otherwise, screw it.
You're really a girl aren't you?

Fire Me Boy! 03-04-2009 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5552766)
I really do. And believe it or not (referring back to the weed), I freak out when I get high, so I don't go there anymore... :-)

I just need to find something to chill me out... seriously. Does anyone know how someone can just chill the fuck out??? That is something I'll take advice on.

BTW, you haven't seen anything yet. I analyze EVERY post on here, trying to find the underlying motive for it. Most come from the reference of fun, and some to try create power and assert an alpha-male attitude. Some even are for intimacy (friendship), and some to try and create peace. Most are a mix of some or all.
And some things are EXACTLY what they appear to be.

DaKCMan AP 03-04-2009 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5552766)
BTW, you haven't seen anything yet. I analyze EVERY post on here, trying to find the underlying motive for it. Most come from the reference of fun, and some to try create power and assert an alpha-male attitude. Some even are for intimacy (friendship), and some to try and create peace. Most are a mix of some or all.

Mine are derived from inner-awesomeness.

Mecca 03-04-2009 06:51 AM
Sometime this thread makes me question humanity.

Katipan 03-04-2009 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5553288)
You're really a girl aren't you?
Girls are way more manly than he is.

Katipan 03-04-2009 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5552824)
Or it means that she's interested in more than that with you, and doesn't want to risk it.
Nah. He saw you post about giving a guy money so he's trying to get in like flynn. Everything we talk about, that one girl at work did to him.

If you give Buddah money, he'd better be good in bed.

The Buddha 03-04-2009 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5553304)
Girls are way more manly than he is.
You know you want me...

keg in kc 03-04-2009 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5553997)
You know you want me...
I also think she wants you...








...to shut the hell up.

or

...to go away.

The Buddha 03-04-2009 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5554001)
I also think she wants you...








...to shut the hell up.

or

...to go away.

:-) Naw... She's just playing hard to get.


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