I think he's possibly more ****ed up than I am.

He reminds me of Moooo. That should scare the shit out of him.

I don't know who you are, but you seem fine. You have some anger issues, and you've developed a complex in the intimacy/friendship part of your life, but that's okay.

And this is no alt. No one alts to this. Like I said, they either try to act over the top silly, super aggressive, or occasionally try and behave as a totally normal person who everyone likes, cause they got started off on the wrong foot. I don't fit the mold of any of these.

Feels good don't it?

Very possible.

In the grand scheme of things, you're not all that ****ed up. You're just socially reeruned. (I mean that in the best way possible... as in "stunted growth")

No doubt whatsoever.

I read about you and moo. I just feel bad for you for TRUSTING someone and getting fucked over. Having been with a person who, "Moo"ed me, I can tell you I never got over it. She helped me adopt the mentality that if I don't loan out my heart to a girl, she'll never crush it.

The fact that I felt like a player for a short while TOTALLY outweighed the sex.

I just want to know I can get chicks. I don't really care if I get them. I just want one or two here and there. But to have lots of chicks WANT to be with me, would be great.

Two relationships have taught me two different things. Never give your heart away too easily, nor your money.

Imagine what it must have felt like to be Elvis and walk into a party.

The girl I was talking to at work... She tells me she got 200 dollars stolen from her. So I try to give her 20 cause I have it to give, and she said she didn't even have enough to get to work. But I got really insistent on her taking it. I think it freaked her out.

Plus she told me she got a boyfriend... who ISN'T me!!! Like I didn't see that one coming... lol. She said it was because she doesn't want a serious relationship, and she could see us getting too serious for her. What that tells me is that I'm too clingy... Even though I don't know how.

And not Fat Elvis either... Like 1959 Elvis, right before he entered the military.

Ahhh... to dream.

Or it means that she's interested in more than that with you, and doesn't want to risk it.

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

"Lets just be friends!!!"

Uh, no. I'm done with that. If I wanted a friend, I'd find a guy to hang out with. I've had SO MANY "female friends" over the years, I almost get my own period now.

I hate this friend crap. I don't wanna be your friend, and I told you that from the first week I met you. ARRRGH!