I can't. Everytime I go to one of those places I end up getting this pounding feeling in my ass.

That sounds like too much of a pain in the ass.

I just had a rather odd thought.

2 Guys 1 Cup.

Bro, Rams Fan, you need to catch up bro.

You're getting beat by a dead guy right now.

CrazyCoffey 2,359
luv 2,217
Joie 1,941
Bugeater 1,543
Simply Red 1,331
Simplex3 1,328
milkman 1,292
Buck 1,061
Sam Hall 1,009
SPchief 1,000
greg63 990
D2112 962
Guru 937
KurtCobain 711
Cntrygal 557
el borracho 543
Halfcan 373
acesn8s 352
PinkFloyd 337
TinyEvel 315
Mecca 311
ClayWhit 255
Mr. Plow 237
SLAG 237
Rausch 207
DenverChief 190
Priest4Prez 170
boogblaster 164
Reerun_KC 161
MotherLover 154
KcMizzou 152
Direckshun 137
L.A.Chieffan 109
BWillie007 103
sedated 94
Mr. Flopnuts 87
Demonpenz 79
Bob Dole 79
Donger 72
Buehler445 66
cheefer 61
ChiefsFire 60
Smed1065 58
BigVE 57
kcxiv 56
'Hamas' Jenkins 56
chasedude 56
Dunit35 52
Bowser 51
Logical 49
Shatty Lite 48

Wow, Flopnuts, only 87 posts.

I am disappoint.

Rams fan is being a huge bitch right now.

Where has this guy been? and el barracho.

who?

You know what? I never read back through old threads I've posted in? Why? I always end up thinking "wtf was I thinking when I posted that?" I don't really think I've learned my lesson.

Exactly.

You're only 36 from 1000 in this thread. YOU CAN DO IT!

Yeah, same here.

Even if it was only 3 months ago, I always feel more mature when I read what I posted in the past.

Buck the ****ing Chargers fan told me to post more in this thread. I'll make one more post and it will be a n00btastic ending.

Dude shut up. One day you'll have 1000 posts in this thread.

Don't deny it.

Also, I had the opportunity to ask someone how old they thought I was yesterday. He said 25! I see good and bad in this. On one hand, I look younger than I am. On the other hand, it probably means I'm immature for my age.

The world will end before that happens.:evil:

AND YOU CAN'T FORCE ME TO POST IN HERE UNLESS MR. FLOPNUTS CHANGES MY NAME TO SOMETHING SEAHAWK RELATED.

Wow. Not only is this crap thread still alive, I'm one of 10 losers to have posted over 1k times in it.

Does Simplex still post at fatchatter?

the beryllium thread was classic.

There's nothing wrong with being a loser. At least, that's what I tell myself.

ROFL

both at 10:28 pm

I was just spreading around some rep and I sent a green to Milkman calling him an idiot.

This isn't going to end well for me.

Says the person who has over 1000 posts in this and the 12:30 am thread! ROFL

:spock: I thought you were only an hour ahead of us.

OOPPS..My bad, I meant 8:28 pm. this stupid ass thread is playing mind games with me now.

Oh to be a post-whore again. I like this feeling.

At one point I had 4000 posts and over 1000 of them were in this thread. I'm sort of sad that I couldn't keep that same ratio.

I kind of miss the days when I worked second shift, came home at 12:30 and posted until 4am with you dorks.

My goal is to overtake the top spot in this thread. Do I have the top spot in the 12:30 thread?

Is it a bad thing that I have no ****ing reason to post here yet I have over 4,500 posts?

LETS FIND OUT!

12:30 AM Thread

luv 2,663
SPchief 1,701
Guru 1,245
Bugeater 891
Buck 842
acesn8s 376
CrazyCoffey 303
el borracho 301
greg63 288
D2112 240
Simplex3 235
Mecca 203
KurtCobain 189
MotherLover 151
vincent 141
cheefer 124
Halfcan 118
Joie 91
88TG88 91
booger 82
Bob Dole 65
Rausch 63
Sam Hall 62
ClayWhit 52
kcfanXIII 50

Stick around. We made a Chiefs fan out of Buck. We'll make one out of you, too! :evil:

I have almost 28,000.

Pfft. No one can even touch me in that thread. I'll work on this one.

I'll start Rams Planet one day and take all the awesome people from Clan Ram with me.

That 12:30 Am thread really took a huge bite out of this thread.

I always did like it more. Probably why I have more posts there than I do in here.

You're not making me post in that.

Good because I don't want you to.

Do you want some Shatty Lite?

I'm just going to leave this right here.

http://cdn.sheknows.com/filter/l/gal...li_one_day.jpg

Naw man I can't drink beer (or eat shit) anymore.

I drank 3 beers the other night because I ran out of liquor and I've been sick for 2 days.

I used to watch that show when I was a kid just to look at her. Now, I like to watch her in those bikini commercials. Some things never change.

I had a fire cupcake.

The Mighty Ducks is on ESPN Classic right now.

HOLLER!

I just made my facebook profile pic similar to Buck's. How sad is that? :p

That's ****ing smart Luv.

Bugeater thinks I'm a dork. :(

I mean that in the best way possible.

Considering it takes one to know one.

I'm ****ing sick. Going to bed early.

inb4 pussy

Go to the gay bar..

Bro that joke is only funny once a week or so. You've absolutely killed the joke dead.
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If you're running a fever, I highly suggest taking two Aleve (or the Equate brand, like I have). If it's the stomach thing, good luck. Luckily, mine was a 24 hour thing. Eating a banana and drinking some Gatorade helped.

You : gay bars/boas/mom taxi

I : grape Gatorade/car loans

Trust me, they never die.

Sorry, brah. Time for you to go to East St. Louis. You in?

No, unfortunately. There's sleep, and work, and driving time....

My g'pa was born in East St Louis.
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'ight. You in?

I don't give much thought to rep, so I might never had known had you not been a dumbass and posted it in this thread.

But, no biggie.

It's all good.

I need friends.

I saw this posted elsewhere. Some people thought it was funny. It kinda horrified me. I wont embed, but here is the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7VV1mNhMRk

edit: it is disturbing. click only at your own risk.

Man I just watched the best episode of Chopped ever.
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I thought you were sick and going to bed?

Working on season one of Justified here. Just into the second episode.

I'm making pancakes.

Going to bed doesn't mean going to sleep.
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I crack myself up when I read my old posts. I'm amazed by my wit and charm.

Suck my cock!

We will be too if we ever read any.

The great ones are never fully appreciated until they're gone.

When I read my old posts, I'm always amazed at what a nice guy I am.

4321



unless you got pancakes?

Do you eat wheat bread or white bread?

anyone seen this guy lately?

I have my own reeruned random thoughts thread to post in. Ironically, I probably have more posts in this thread. Yes, CC, I know you'd like this post if it were on Facebook.

what about this guy

and this one? Who could have guessed that we had a poster more famous then Dane - http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=6339


nothing, kind sir... Nothing

and this guy?

I'd not only like it, I'd lick it's taint and poke it until my dick turned blue.

Like.

Floppy, dear? You've really been neglecting your housework since you've become a mod. Please get your priorities straight or I'm withholding certain privileges.

Yea talk to him about once a week.....

He's doing fine, just works a lot.

I took a nap instead.

he still bowling? Tell him hello