Flopnuts Sr., I think, but that was mod abuse.


I was "SideWinder" however.

A mod should change milkman's username to Cpt. Obvious.

Don't get pissy Joey.

WHAT THE HELL JOIE HASN'T POSTED FOR 19 MINUTES SHE LEFT US AGAIN DAMNIT

I kinda got butthurt.

Whenever I go places to sign up for something like the library or a gym I tell them Joey Thomas, and they type in Joseph Thomas on my id card. In the 'system' they have me down as both so cops always think I lied to them when I told them my name. It's confusing.

But I'm Joey. Not Joseph, not Joe. I understand Josephs being expected to go by that or Joe, but there's no since to erasing just a Y off my name to make me feel more grown up. That's stupid.

I thought she was just ignoring me. I'm glad she's ignoring you also.

Must've been something I said. Or maybe I need to brush my teeth. Or put on some pants.

I even went by Joey in prison and never once got butt raped.

Why did you take your ickobod Crane overalls off? :Lin: and always remove your corn pipe before addressing a lady.

...that you can recall without hypnotherapy.

Man I used that for my FB profile pic for almost a year.

You know Sperm Edwards made that, right? he is the master at photoshop.

Damn, my computer is starting to **** up a lot, if I disappear from here it's because of that and not because I hate you all or that I'm pissed that I didn't get chosen for the moderator position.

But I do hate you all and I am pissed that I didn't get chosen for the moderator position.

Since you can't bring back tags, GTFO.

I don't miss you already.

That's because I'm still here.

Where?

Stalker?

Thank God this is the Planet and not Skype.

Kansan?

Gawd Damned Nebraska

Right here, waving my arm, look again.

I don't have much going on in my life, so yeah.

I'm tired of stalkers getting a bad rap.

You're in the crowd at the KU/VCU game that's getting ready to start?

We need to average a post per minute to reach 100,000 posts.

Wow....I have my very own stalker!

I may leave during the KU game. I'm recording it to watch with Aces, and don't want scores or anything.

That is the stupidest statistic I've ever seen. Average that to reach it by when? You forgot that all we have is time and years.

Except MilkMan, his time and years have a soon-to-come cap.

Then don't go to the tourney thread, you gosh darn Kansan.

Perhaps he believes the world will end in 2012?

To reach 100,000 posts before the world ends.

I would give my sister to a rapist to see Kansas lose today.

When the Mayan calender ends.

I won't. I may just shut the computer off and watch NASCAR.

Don't you ditch CP for NASCRAP.

Hahaha... I probably will. In a little while.

Who on here, honest to everything, really thinks the world is gonna end when the mayan calender does?

That's just the most ****ing reeruned thing I've ever heard.

Have you ever noticed how therapist is spelled? Just sayin.

I dont have a hangover today. I have a fell the f*** off.

Who am I to question an advanced culture like the Mayans?

Hey, we have a nascar thread!

I don't, and I agree. But I also questioned the validity of actuarial science as well so who knows.

I'm in your boat.

So **** it all. I don't care what happens. As long as my dinner is cooked tonight and there's coffee at quicktrip in the morning.

Reading back, I wasn't nearly as funny or witty as I thought I was being last night. Just another lameass drunk who thinks he's Dane fuggin Cook.

There's part of your problem.

You think Dane Cook is funny.

I'm betting there will be a lot of kids born 9 months later...:p
that's why I'm socking up on condoms, ain't none gonna be mine:evil:

Thank the lord.


:evil:

Yea, 5 is enough :evil:

Wow. I left long enough to talk to my dad, and let my toddler eat half my lunch, and missed.....NOTHING.

Joie, you might want to turn on the KU game....

Oh, is that what you heard the last time you had sex? ROFL

You're stocking up? Why? Even if you are lucky enough to get laid, one will be plenty. I'm sure she won't wake up for round two. Do replace the one that's probably been there since 1994 though. I'm fairly certain they expire.

NASCAR's on. I'm good.

Meh. This is the most boring track ever.

I recently found out that 2 of my close friends were both crying over girls. Am I just not sensitive enough or is crying over a girl sort of a bitch move?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wNJtF1XNe8...son-crying.jpg


WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?!?!!?!

Sometimes I think I am a robot because I don't ever care enough to show that much emotion. I've been dumped a few times and even though it hurt I've never cried.

Only times I've cried have been when family passed away.

Or when it drops below fifty degrees.

Yeah that's actually more sad than getting dumped.

I was just reading back through some random pages in this thread and I happened to click on the week after the Chargers lost to the Pats in 2006 (Marty's last year). Boy did I seem a lot like Rams Fan back then.

Identical.

Who is this "Rams Fan" that you are speaking of?

Five years ago, you were probably close to the same age that he is now.

good bet, I don't have that problem, snip snip after #2....

couldn't be the guy with a Blues jersey in his avatar, could it?

Yeah, probably even older.

On another note, my left shoulder is killing me. Who has some drugs for me?

This is why I love you. LMAO

I had some ibuprofen in my pocket randomly a few weeks ago.

I do.

Damn ur hardcore brah.

I want something a little stronger.

Hmmm. Are you drunk most of the time?

It worked!

Can you make out here and back before work tomorrow?

Purple drank, bitch.

If you pay for my flights.

Shit. Oh well I guess I'm going to live in pain. Thanks Luv.

You can always go to a gay bar to ease your pain.

No problem. I'm here for ya, bro.

yes I am, why?
or, damn it you weren't talking to me