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Holy shit. Dr. Polaski was in the the original Star Trek? I had no idea...

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I liked the 'never swims because he's never gone an hour without eating one'...that was awesome.

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9729872)

Can't wear leather belts because cow hides don't get long enough

Changed religions to avoid fasting

Switched to Catholicism just for the wafers

He ate the bones

Tired of never being invited to parties to play drinking games, he invented eating games

Swallowed a horse to catch a cow. Swallowed a cow to catch a dog. Swallowed a dog to catch a cat. Swallowed a cat to catch a bird. Swallowed a bird to catch a spider. Swallowed a spider to catch a fly. Why did he swallow a fly? Because he's a fat **** who will eat anything that doesn't eat him first.

Never swims because he has never gone an hour without eating.

Always wondered why his ukulele sounded weird...found out it was a cello.

Once laughed so hard milkshake came out his nose

Ate his grandmother's entire gold coin collection in hopes that one would contain chocolate

Once faked being in a coma just so he could have his own feeding tube

Actually shot his fridge because it was mad at it for being empty

Orders a diet Coke to go with his 5 Big Macs and large fries from McDonalds so he doesn't seem like such a fat turd...secretly fills up his cup with regular Coke.

Encourages people to say grace before meals just so he can sneak food from their plates while their eyes are closed

Sucks on his own fat tits regularly just in case milk comes out

Would out drink hootie, but time spent drinking is time not spent eating...so that's out.

Trains for pie eating contests

<<literally erased easily the best one because I heard God tell me that I was going to hell if I posted it...honest. It was so funny that I almost hit Submit. I am not lying about this.>>

LMAO Where are you getting this shit? I mean, I realize you wrote the refrigerator one, but the rest - some of that is really clever.

Too clever for a nasty failure of a trust fund baby to write.

I'll vouch for what has been a really sad showing by frazod in this thread. He's pretty much just sad all over the forum, but threads like these where it's allowed to stretch out and really put his back to it really make it clear.

I'm not particularly sad for him, I'm sure he looks at his time on ChiefsPlanet as well spent, somehow. I'm sad for the fact that there's no doubt millions of people who share his same preferences for spending time online.

what is wrong with being a trust fund baby?

you have worse daddy issues than any girl I've ever banged

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9729851)

Hmmm

I know of no GILF.

Hmmm....Sarah Palin maybe? There's gotta be some out there.
Anyway, I really was just talking about Brits/Dongers.

Every one was mine...just trying to get hootie's creative juices flowing. (no homo)

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 9729882)

uh oh

now you're a hootie dick sucker

If you're just here to entertain yourself and others, fair enough. Some people are here to make friends though. I originally did come here to connect with other Chiefs fans. There aren't many down here where I live. This place being....the way that it is....was just an added bonus.

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9729894)

uh oh

now you're a hootie dick sucker

I'm tough but fair.

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9729883)

what is wrong with being a trust fund baby?

you have worse daddy issues than any girl I've ever banged

Do you still take funds from your parents?

I'm here to talk Chiefs football. No doubt. This stuff is just offseason extra-cirricular. I'm a diehard Chiefs fan...first and foremost...and none of my friends give a flying **** about the shitty Kansas City Chiefs...other than making fun of me about everything that happens to them (and it's warranted).

but make friends? Meh. There are several posters I like as posters...no doubt. But I'm not going to call them and chat with them and be like "yo bro, lol, I got a mani today but no pedi lololol"

why?

I'm straight.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729903)

Do you still take fund from your parents?

no

I'm an adult

I've had a full time job since I was 19...

in fact, I fell into the waiter trap at a young age because it was the first job where I wasn't making $7 an hour...I started making massive tips and was like..."whoa, **** school."

oh and there was a lot of sex with a lot of young hostesses and waitresses

THAT WAS THE LIFE

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9729890)

Every one was mine...just trying to get hootie's creative juices flowing. (no homo)

Sure. Same way you're wheeling and dealing million dollar deals in between getting outthought by Wickedson in the Realignment thread. Got it. LMAO

I have to update my board. Saphojunkie is flying up due to this post in another thread.

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9729147)

Please illustrate anything from my continuing short story.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=273537

Chapters 2 or 3 are the most ripe for illustrative purposes.

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Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 9729362)

"Matt Cassel did, does, and always will suck."

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