Those two are pushing the limit just a bit

So, what would your limit be?

Tommy Chong as a rich trust-fund kid. lol

Under 35

Okay, I'm scrapping the White Russian. Going in for a Rum and Coke!

For me it isn't an age limit so much as a sag limit.

Hey! I qualify!!

Hair color preference?

Wait, are you WASTING alcohol? Thats just disappointing.

Sometimes they're heavy and just need a little support.

Hardwood floors? :shrug:

2 oz of vodka and 2 oz of Kahlua.

I almost put that, but I thought it might be weird if I had "hardwood".

Blonde upstairs.

Downstairs, I'm pretty leinent as long as its neat.

exactly, sometimes a pulse doesn't even matter.

warm and available, that's about the end of my list.

You're obviously not proof-reading your posts.