So... is the OP really going to have 101 names in it PGM? Even with the spoiler tags, it's still going to be ridiculously big.

LMAO You're going to be butthurt over this forever, aren't you?

Awesome.

Yeah, I was thinking about that earlier. At this rate though, it'll be a freaking month before I have to worry about it.

I believe Donger also had a thing for Doctor Polaski.

Haha. I was bored and was flipping channels and saw Tony in an Iowa sweater and got stuck watching the episode.

But yeah, I have logged into a customers wifi while waiting for them and watched tv on the iPad while waiting for.

I used to train for the Directv hsp in cedar rapids a few years back and would have to ride along with techs I was training for a week before setting them free (after classroom training) and some would pick it all up quickly and I would literally bring a small tv and ps3 and sit in the van letting them do ALL of the work while I watched a movie or played games. I not only got paid for the time, but also the install as piecework.

Everyone used to joke about it that I'd be getting 21 dollars an hour while also collecting the 100 or so dollars for the install all for doing nothing except for checking their work afterwards.

There were techs that would do 3 installs in a day while training and I would get paid for all 3 plus my hourly wage and end up clearing almost 500 dollars in a day while doing little except playing games/watching movies.

LMAO

I'm making Pootie cry. I didn't post for several hours and he's so screwed up with rage that he still couldn't quit whining about me. I love it. God knows I've played puppetmaster with my share of morons on this board over the years, but Pootie's really up there. So far the only thing I haven't accomplished yet is goading him into making a death threat, so at least he's not quite as stupid as Tom Cash. But that may only be because he's too much of pussy for that to even cross his mind.

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU YOU FAT ****

The English seem to have a thing for GILFs. Probably because of the Queen or something.

Crusher/Polaski sandwich. Polaski on the bottom, massaging my prostate.

Hmmm

I know of no GILF.

Does anyone have those pics of Mecca's "Girlfriend"? I think she was on dumpster sluts or something like that.

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I just think it's funny that I'm calmly trying to explain to him that this thread has really hurt his 'e-brand' because he's just been awful...

but apparently he's too hungry to understand

Can't wear leather belts because cow hides don't get long enough

Changed religions to avoid fasting

Switched to Catholicism just for the wafers

He ate the bones

Tired of never being invited to parties to play drinking games, he invented eating games

Swallowed a horse to catch a cow. Swallowed a cow to catch a dog. Swallowed a dog to catch a cat. Swallowed a cat to catch a bird. Swallowed a bird to catch a spider. Swallowed a spider to catch a fly. Why did he swallow a fly? Because he's a fat **** who will eat anything that doesn't eat him first.

Never swims because he has never gone an hour without eating.

Always wondered why his ukulele sounded weird...found out it was a cello.

Once laughed so hard milkshake came out his nose

Ate his grandmother's entire gold coin collection in hopes that one would contain chocolate

Once faked being in a coma just so he could have his own feeding tube

Actually shot his fridge because it was mad at it for being empty

Orders a diet Coke to go with his 5 Big Macs and large fries from McDonalds so he doesn't seem like such a fat turd...secretly fills up his cup with regular Coke.

Encourages people to say grace before meals just so he can sneak food from their plates while their eyes are closed

Sucks on his own fat tits regularly just in case milk comes out

Would out drink hootie, but time spent drinking is time not spent eating...so that's out.

Trains for pie eating contests

Is only an asshole when he's hungry

When most people want food, they can call and ask for delivery. Frazod gets transferred to catering.

**literally erased easily the best one because I heard God tell me that I was going to hell if I posted it...honest. It was so funny that I almost hit Submit. I am not lying about this.**