ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

I'd normally say something about you fem-types being elegant with broad hips, but that's probably not a smart direction to go in a thread with three estrogen addicts.

Katipan

03-02-2009 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5548087)

I'd normally say something about you fem-types being elegant with broad hips, but that's probably not a smart direction to go in a thread with three estrogen addicts.

THEY'RE BROAD BUT POINTY

luv	03-02-2009 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5548087)

I'd normally say something about you fem-types being elegant with broad hips, but that's probably not a smart direction to go in a thread with three estrogen addicts.

The proper term is "birthin' hips".

keg in kc

03-02-2009 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5548155)

THEY'RE BROAD BUT POINTY

When did we start talking about your ears?

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5548156)

The proper term is "birthin' hips".

Uh huh.

And my gut is insulation to help me while I'm stalking wooly mammoth, great hunter/gatherer that I am.

Katipan

03-02-2009 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5548281)

When did we start talking about your ears?Uh huh.

And my gut is insulation to help me while I'm stalking wooly mammoth, great hunter/gatherer that I am.

ROFL
ROFL

Hammock Parties

03-02-2009 10:38 PM

This poor bastard is so ashamed of his wrinkles he just had to go into photoshop and blur them out.

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Dave Lane

03-02-2009 10:39 PM

Who is that?

The Buddha

03-02-2009 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5549566)

This poor bastard is so ashamed of his wrinkles he just had to go into photoshop and blur them out.

He didn't photoshop, he just has one of those special cameras that has a bunch of different depth of fields (that's what it looks like, lol).

Poor guy. When you think you have to do that to pick up chicks, that's kind of sad.

Hammock Parties

03-02-2009 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5549567)

Who is that?

Random dude I encountered....

Simply Red

03-02-2009 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5549578)

Random dude I encountered....

ROFL

The Buddha

03-03-2009 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5540600)

All else being equal, would you rather lose your virginity to a 30-year old white chick or a 32-year old mexican chick? I guess the mexican has bigger boobs.

Whichever one gives you the best chance of a repeat performance.

After I told the girl I knowm "it would be best if we stay away from each other," she called me. She didn't leave a message and I didn't call back. I'm done trying to hang out with people. It always turns out ugly. Besides, I told her I'm not even gonna talk to her anymore and that if she wants to hang out, she knows my number.

<---- Has issues...lol

CHIEF4EVER

03-03-2009 04:53 AM

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Claythan should just cut to the chase and tell her this:

The Buddha

03-03-2009 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CHIEF4EVER (Post 5550008)

Claythan should just cut to the chase and tell her this:

I can understand why... The longer you go on a dry spell, the more you start to think somethings wrong with you.

Some girls are just flat out easy. But at the same time these girls almost ALWAYS go for the "other" guy. What I'd like to know (and Claythan too, I'm guessing) is what these other guys got that makes women go, "I'd love to have a one night stand with him!" Cause we've all been around drunk girls who flirt with us, but at the end of the night... they leave with the other guy in the group.

Best of luck to Claythan. I know its some advice from someone who's severely fucked up socially, but life is only what you make it. If you wish you could get out of the house more, then just do. If you wish you had the energy to start running, just start running anyway. You gotta just do, and the rest will come.

Hammock Parties

03-03-2009 08:11 PM

bfett81: i texted mexi-milf tonight
bfett81: i told her i wanted to bury my face in her chest
bfett81: she replied
bfett81: "Mhm...bring it."

Delano

03-03-2009 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5552429)

bfett81: i texted mexi-milf tonight
bfett81: i told her i wanted to bury my face in her chest
bfett81: she replied
bfett81: "Mhm...bring it."

Three miles away brah. DO IT.

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