Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17694355)

He's too lucid to be a real Bengals fan.

Delusional, but lucid.

The other guy's almost too beaten down (Bengal Billy?) to be any fun.

"The Bengals Suck!!!"

"You're right....{slits wrists}

Dafuq fun is that?

Meanwhile with Faulk you say "Man, Joe Burrow sucks at football" and he just says "Not as badly as Midnight Vulture sucks at petty theft..."

Jesus. What can I even do with that? I just wanna pat him on the head and buy him a beer. It'll be a shitty lukewarm one to go with that demon vomit chili they serve out there, but it's better than the vat of warm piss I want to drown those damn Broncos fans in.

The guy showed up and did homework, for ****s sake. I don't even look at who it is I'm responding to in 90% of my posts and this guy can give me chapter and verse on Inmem's exploits with smoked meats.

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17694530)

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Originally Posted by Bengal Billy (Post 17694551)

I'm guessing you don't do too well in the weekly "Level-headed Review" threads after the games. But whatever, "you keep doing you".

We all know know which team KC fans absolutely DO NOT want to see in a matchup in the playoffs. Go ahead and admit it. We all know. Everybody knows.

How'd I do there? :thumb:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17693949)

I'm starting to wonder the same thing. I've been more than annoyed with Chase constantly running his mouth, not backing it up, then going on like nothing happened. STFU and beat someone for a change.

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 17694622)

Who is running the show in Cincy? The head coach can put a stop to pregame mouthing. Do the talking by your play on the field where it is settled. The HC could put a memo out about spouting off before the game.

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17694629)

The players obviously.

Originally Posted by htismaqe (Post 17694630)

What I was gonna say. Taylor seems to be one of those young coordinator types - overmatched as a head coach.

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17694634)

Pretty much. He doesn't exactly command respect in any way.

Originally Posted by Bengal Billy (Post 17693996)

2022 is the last time KC has had to play any games in Cincy. The last 3 have been in KC (4/6 have been in KC).
Looking like home field matters in this one being the games are always so close ( to state the obvious, doh ). There has only been 1 road victory by these teams in their last 6 games:

2022 @ Cincy - Bengals win
2022 @ KC (AFCC) - Bengals win
2022 @ Cincy - Bengals win
2023 @ KC (AFCC) - Chiefs win
2023 @ KC - Chiefs win (only game with a backup QB Browning)
2024 @ KC - Chiefs win

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17694530)

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Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar (Post 17694666)

Scared of Burrowhead??

Originally Posted by Bengal Billy (Post 17694551)

I'm guessing you don't do too well in the weekly "Level-headed Review" threads after the games. But whatever, "you keep doing you".

We all know know which team KC fans absolutely DO NOT want to see in a matchup in the playoffs. Go ahead and admit it. We all know. Everybody knows.

How'd I do there? :thumb:

Originally Posted by RaidersOftheCellar (Post 17694577)

Bills? Jets? Chargers?

Come on, don't keep us in suspense...

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17694528)

I was able to root for them for a couple weeks when the Bills were busy having a pity party over a guy 90% of the fanbase wanted cut and who's name Josh Allen didn't know prior to him becoming one of the Undead.

****ing hell those guys were intolerable for a month or so there.

But as a general rule, yeah - the Bengals are REALLY hard to like. Their owner sucks. Their best players are mouthy ****wads. Their mediocre players are...mouthy ****wads. Their QB frosts his tips.

I don't think I hate the coach. It's not like he's Siriani or anything. And unlike the Bills, he's never invoked Al Qaeda in his pre-game pep talks as far as I know.

Buffalo has Wings, Cincy has vomit. Buffalo is upstate New York which is very pleasant in its own way. Cincy is Temu Cleveland.

Their most prominent former players are Boomer Esiason and Chris Collinsworth, both just gigantic ass hats.

If the Bills and their history folded, the NFL would be worse for it. If Cincy folded...would anyone notice?