GloryDayz must be in the top-10 for his hilarity during the 2nd half of the Chiefs season this year. DuncanIdaho should be there for his baseball contributions. The rest of this board is a collection of scum and villainy - akin to the patrons of the bar at Mos Isley Space Station.

Pipe smoking midgets are in control this year.

Negative nancy baseball stat nerds. ...not in the top 10

Posting stoned out of your gourd doesn't mean top 10 or Dayze would have the top slot with Bump

I won sumptin?

You will make the list I bet...as for PB ROFL

This thing is on life support at this point.

Made it further than last year!

Only if it has midgets and sick porn.... Not my doing I had no part of this going off the wrong end.

I will do some roasts today if SNR can't. Both he and smaque are busy.

It will be saved...just like the planet

With or without more midget porn?

Roast is on the way!

77. Hometeam


https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...5L9pCQoU-mb1pQ




Sure I know I am only famous on this board for my sweet tattoo, but I am ok with that. It gets me recognized here and laid when I go hoggin. It sure beats being noted for having my "girlfriend" exposed as being a whore cam girl or holding a bag of dog shit. So back to the tattoo. I contemplated getting a new one, so I










did some thinking...

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and some research...

http://i.imgur.com/VpdLT.jpg


Hit the airport...

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/.../Airport-1.jpg

Visited some old friends...

http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/...d508/Ryan1.jpg

an old girlfriend....

http://i40.tinypic.com/33u61d1.jpg

nothing to see there...

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/428...stertatguy.jpg

so I had a threesome...

http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/s...600px-Ange.jpg

hit the beach...

http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/...xus/TopGun.jpg

found a sweet tank...

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a.../KCtattank.jpg

what was I smoking? How did I get there?

http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/...exus/space.jpg

went back and did it all over again...

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...81/BTTFTat.jpg

and left the planet

http://i.imgur.com/qNoBc.jpg

I got the next two after hometeam. I'll do them today

Awesome

Did you think people here wouldn't get your initial reference.

Im flattered~

You are famous dude! You like your roast?

hometeam, you're the tattoo guy? lol

**** yea you didn't know that?

LOL

And yes my roast is actually the best of all. Because photoshop.

I was the one who made this. Back during CP Survivor.

That's the view out my old house's window.

http://i.imgur.com/VpdLT.jpg

You had a creepy Fisty McTatt lurking outside the window of your old house?

Dude, I didn't know that either!

You come off as way more articulate and a better poster than someone I would think would have that tattoo.

ROFL

Just goes to show you that you can't judge a book by its poorly done, white trash tattooed cover.

LMAO

:LOL:

LMAO

I'm assuming I can find the Fisty McTatt stuff somewhere in the HOC????

Shittiest list ever

Why are you always such a miserable dipshit? Did your Daddy not show you enough attention when you were a baby? If you are unhappy with your station in life, you can always do us all a big favor and swallow a bullet.

You are just mad that you didn't make it because of posts like this.

You guys leave hometeam alone. He's A GOOD GUY GOD DAMMIT!

Should be if it's not. Hell, there is a gold mine of shops. I only touched the iceberg with the roasts.

Oh, you can bet your ass my thread is in the HOC. Shit was epic. If you haven't, go read it.

Chiefs still haven't given me a good reason to reveal the finished piece~

We can have an unveiling thread after the Chiefs win a playoff game next year

Just for you rico....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=256360

That thread was easily one of the Top 5 funniest of all time...wow. Check out the reactions ROFL

Dude....if you haven't yet, just spend a slow night sifting through all of the HOC. There is some crazy stuff in there man. It's half the reason I originally signed up. I was reading through it on a slow night at work one day about a year and a half ago, and I decided I wanted to be a part of this sick and crazy community.

That picture of Fisty McTatt in the reflection of the astronaut visor. ROFL ROFL

I laughed at that for like a minute straight.

Ball was dropped on the coffey roast. I gave it a 6/10. Needed a LOT more cop shaming and references to our online rivalry.

That being said, the roasts are improving. Now keep it up. If we can get to the low 60s this thing has a chance of going the distance.

T'was my personal favorite as well.

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Coffey was brilliantly roasted last year by Saul Good. It was easily the best roast of the entire time we've been doing this.

Can somebody track that post down and quote it in here? My god, it was beautiful.

WTF!! Are your fingers broken? Do your own dirty work.

You are going to have to provide proof. Roasts this year are much better...unless you are like 12.

Saul Good's roasts were definitely on SNR's level. Guy was excellent.

So good that I would say SNR's roasts are on Saul Good's level.

Saul God.

Hometeam's roast = best so far.

I guess when you have an epically bad tattoo, HOF threads and epic roast are in your future.

Damn that thread was pure awesome.

Saul loses points for pussying out and leaving the planet.

Saul is gone?

Hootie?

Atleast I dont beat up women like you do

Im not mad at all. Hooties roast was funny this thread sucks.

I once asked billay why he posted the way he does and he looked at me, with more intelligence behind his eyes than I expected and said "SMasth the beatles..konk konk konk"

Saul has been gone since the last roast. He got into it with Phil and was banned for a few days and basically gave up after that.

LMAO

Shhhhh!

Like I said if you are 12

It's a good thing we have smilies around here, cause we might not ever see bevischief otherwise.

Wut?

I thought we made up at the bronco game last year? There's a sharp pain developing just to the right of my sternum, you bastard.

LMAO

Yes but you still need to be shamed for your profession, copper. ALL cops are pigs, you know?

Then the midgets

We shall will this thing to completion.

Looking froward to some SNR roasts this evening.

Well screw you for not liking my roast timbone :p

heck no, I liked the Hometeam roast! I'm telling you, the Fisty McTatt pics are golden. I just know that SNR is doing them tonight, and I'm bored at work. Just wanting more roasts in general.

The next two up should provide for solid roast material. ..oh and it's not reiko57!!!

Dont kid yourself. The thread's "coolness" and "Hall of Classic" worthiness is not based on the roastee but on the humor of the roaster.

Don't know, nor do I really care about this thread's Hall of Classics worthiness, and really don't care about the HoC.

But I just have to say that you are just a dumbass blowhard.

We started another thread for the shenanigans, why are people still crying? lol

So the midgets

captured bevischief with

Get that 3 words bullshit out of here.

This.

Because there's so much other stuff going on in here.