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KcMizzou 06-08-2010 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Tactical Funky (Post 6808083)
Despite all of the back-and-forth between the Big XII fanbases in this thread, the real culprit is mother****ing Dan Beebe. Seriously. What the **** has been paid to do the past three years? Sit with his thumb up his ass?

**** you very much, Dan.

He's paid to be Texas' sock puppet.

There's a reason that after the Big XII meetings, the only people to speak were him and the Texas prez.

And, "We didn't start this, but we'll end it." Dude... **** you.

Sure-Oz 06-08-2010 07:36 PM

Dan Beebe is the ultimate pussy

DeezNutz 06-08-2010 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 6808106)
Dan Beebe is the ultimate pussy

He should never be allowed in Allen Fieldhouse.

Bearcat 06-08-2010 07:41 PM

Someone on FB just said Colorado might be "the first domino" and go to the Pac 10 as early as tomorrow...

That would be hilarious. All this talk about Texas, Nebraska, Mizzou, what happens to Kansas, and the red headed stepchild stands up and says "I'm leaving forever!!"... the 11 others shrug, one even says WTF was that? and everyone goes back to what they were doing.

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 6808106)
Dan Beebe is the ultimate pussy

About equal revenue sharing? (paraphrased) "Nope. That issue's not on the table. They all knew what they signed up for."

Ya know, before this all started all the other schools who weren't Texas and OU were pissed about it too. But, now that the shit seems to be hitting the fan... I guess it's better than nothing?

Mr. Plow 06-08-2010 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6808115)
Someone on FB just said Colorado might be "the first domino" and go to the Pac 10 as early as tomorrow...

That would be hilarious. All this talk about Texas, Nebraska, Mizzou, what happens to Kansas, and the red headed stepchild stands up and says "I'm leaving forever!!"... the 11 others shrug, one even says WTF was that? and everyone goes back to what they were doing.

ROFL

Mr. Plow 06-08-2010 07:55 PM

Alright....in all seriousness. Can we get back to basketball yet?

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 6808141)
Alright....in all seriousness. Can we get back to basketball yet?

LMAO

I too, am looking forward to the sports. (Football and Basketball) This shit's got me on edge.

It's highly entertaining, but I'm not sure if it's in a good way...

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 08:01 PM

Take from this what you will...

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Osborne hopes to put issue to bed "before too long"

Posted by: Brian Christopherson on June 8, 2010 at 7:18PM CST
Nebraska athletic Tom Osborne is speaking tonight on his monthly show on the Husker Sports Network.

He was asked a few questions by Lane Grindle about conference realignment to lead off the show.

"Well, I suppose there's quite a bit I could speculate on," Osborne said. "But as you and I talked about before the show came on, there's a lot of information that we really don't have right now. And hopefully we'll get things put together in the next few days. So anything I would say regarding Nebraska's position or other schools in the Big 12 would be pure speculation at this point. And I don't think that's very helpful. So as much as I know fans don't like it, I think we need to put certain things off limits ... but I think before too long, and I don't know exactly what that time frame is, we'll be able to put this thing to bed because I'm getting tired of it, you're probably getting tired of it, the fans are getting tired of it."

Is there a misconception of Nebraska's relationship with Texas?

"I think maybe so," Osborne said. "We certainly don't have anything against anybody in the Big 12. This decision is not going to be based on animosity, on petty jealousy. I mean you're talking about something that could maintain for the next 75 or 100 years. I mean this is a big deal in terms of the University of Nebraska. This is a big deal in view of many other institutions. So you don't ever make a decision based on personal likes, dislikes. And frankly, I get along very well with (Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds). I'm a great admirer of Mack Brown. And Texas has obviously done very well athletically and you have to admire them for that. So this is not a case where we're somehow reacting to any one school, particularly to Texas."

What are Osborne's thoughts on the way this has been covered by the modern "media?"

"Well, I think the earliest event was the announcement or the speculation out of Kansas City, which was pure speculation, but it was taken as being factual by lots of people," said Osborne, seemingly in reference to a May story by a Kansas City radio station that Nebraska, Missouri, Notre Dame and Rutgers had received offers from the Big Ten. "And it began to take on a life of its own. So what has happened more recently in the media, if something is reported, then many times people will cite that as a reference and say, 'Well, it was reported.' And pretty soon maybe you have something built on a house of cards. There may not be a lot of fact underneath it all and it begins to take on a life of its own. But having said that, I think the media's been good and in most cases, they've tried to check their facts. And even though sometimes they guess, sometimes they guess pretty correctly. Anyway, we just aren't going to add to the confusion until we know for sure."

How much do academics play into any potential decision?

"Certainly academics is a major consideration because when you begin to build a conference ... there is a lot more to it then who plays whom on what particular day, so yeah, that will be part of it," Osborne said. "But again, I don't want to go beyond that."

http://my.journalstar.com/post/Huske...eculation.html

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 08:12 PM

LMAO Damn... I guess not all OU fans are happy with Texas.

(Nothing important... just a funny post)

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We all knew this day would come - or, those of us with enough brains in our head to see that light.

Every athletic director in this wretched conference has been on its knees servicing Texas since the inception of the idiotic Big 12 which never should have been 12 in the first place. Yes. This includes our own Joe Castiglione.

The only one of them to stand his schools' ground was Tom Osborne. And, thank God someone has the nuts to stand up to the butthummers down in Austin because it surely wasn't going to be us with Castiglione and the limpwristed David Boren in charge!

So sick of all of this crap. Texas and their damn governor at the time forced to take those imbeciles in Waco and Lubbock. Now this garbage!

Screw the Pac-10! You've already seen have crappy their officiating crews. Their fans are as ignorant and insufferable as any you'll come across in Lubbock or Austin.

Take USC out of the picture and the Pac-10 is a big bag of nothing. Our stupid presidents and athletic directors and that insipid buttplunger Beebe have been loafing around getting screwed on every television deal signed.

Damn dogbutt sniffing fools! Why doesn't anyone other than Tom Osborne have any balls? Tired of pictures of that jackweed Beebe looking confused and mad.

Hey, dude, when you give it up without even being asked on a date, don't be surprised when you get no respect. Stupid, stupid, stupid!

The f'ing Pac-10 and Big Ten. So ridiculous. The two most competitive college football conferences are the Big 12 and the SEC. And, so we're standing around pulling our puds while Texas decides what to do...and, all the while those scumbags are trying to foist the blame onto Nebraska.

Screw that, you dickwheels! You know damn well that Texas is going to do whatever it wants no matter what Nebraska does. And, sadly, our idiots will trail along behind on a leash.

Bugeater 06-08-2010 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6808115)
Someone on FB just said Colorado might be "the first domino" and go to the Pac 10 as early as tomorrow...

That idiot has been wrong about every damn thing so far.

Pablo 06-08-2010 08:17 PM

Truman the tiger never would have handled the dish from Sherron and drained that beautiful 3 pointer at the end of regulation.

That's all.

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6808180)
Truman the tiger never would have handled the dish from Sherron and drained that beautiful 3 pointer at the end of regulation.

That's all.

Dude seriously, enough with the basketball posts.

:D

Bearcat 06-08-2010 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6808167)
That idiot has been wrong about every damn thing so far.

Heh, hadn't seen your post about it... actually, I stopped scrolling down the news feed earlier, because I stopped at the beaker thing in your other post and realized 15 minutes later that I was still dumbfoundingly staring at the screen and got up to make dinner.

Pablo 06-08-2010 08:22 PM

Wickedson; I believe it's time to take this thread to all new basketball heights. I suggest you empty your KU bball pic cache on this thread.

Go forth and RockChalk this thread right the **** up. The murons have been practically begging for it.

Saul Good 06-08-2010 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6808051)
No. 1952, 1988, 2008.

The article isn't even from a KU website.

I know. Kansas tries to count 5.

Pablo 06-08-2010 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 6808195)
I know. Kansas tries to count 5.

Shut up ****.

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6808192)
Wickedson; I believe it's time to take this thread to all new basketball heights. I suggest you empty your KU bball pic cache on this thread.

Go forth and RockChalk this thread right the **** up. The murons have been practically begging for it.

Dude no, it's too much. I'm all for some friendly back and forth but rubbing it in an institutions' face that they've never won anything in 115 years is just oo much.

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808199)
Dude no, it's too much. I'm all for some friendly back and forth but rubbing it in an institutions' face that they've never won anything in 115 years is just oo much.

You're so kind. Wanna hug?

Bearcat 06-08-2010 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 6808195)
I know. Kansas tries to count 5.

WTF does that have to do with the article you were bitching about?

Saul Good 06-08-2010 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6808115)
Someone on FB just said Colorado might be "the first domino" and go to the Pac 10 as early as tomorrow...

That would be hilarious. All this talk about Texas, Nebraska, Mizzou, what happens to Kansas, and the red headed stepchild stands up and says "I'm leaving forever!!"... the 11 others shrug, one even says WTF was that? and everyone goes back to what they were doing.

By "red headed stepchild", do you mean one of the 8 teams in the Big XII that another conference actually wants?

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 6808195)
I know. Kansas tries to count 5.

I as a Kansas fan have never claimed 5 National Championships.

Not all of us do that. In my eyes we've won 3 and are the 3rd to 5th greatest program of all time.

1. UK
2. UNC

3. KU - UCLA - Duke(I guess)

But if UK doesn't get it's act together soon KU and UNC can pass them by. KU nearly has them in all time victories and is tied with UNC currently.

The poor performance this year in the tourney really hurt KU basketball, I admit that.

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808202)
You're so kind. Wanna hug?

There are some good ones. On both the KU and MU side.

The Sodd one is funny.

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808218)
There are some good ones. On both the KU and MU side.

The Sodd one is funny.

Yeah, If this shit goes down... that's one thing I'll miss.

Saul Good 06-08-2010 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6808206)
WTF does that have to do with the article you were bitching about?

I'm not bitching about the article, smart guy. I'm quoting it to show that your school that is supposedly "basketball royalty" has 3 championships in 100 years. You've got people in here putting KU above Duke and even UCLA.

UCLA has forgotten about more titles than Kansas has ever won, and people are trying to act like KU is somehow above them. Give me a break.

Frazod 06-08-2010 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by hawkchief (Post 6808075)
Mizzou's been flashing their nasty vagina at the Big Ten for a few years now. If Notre Dame picks the Big Ten, Mizzou will be college-non-grata in the Big XII immediately - they already are. Like pretty-boys Mike Alden and Quin Snyder, Mizzou athletics is nothing more than form over substance. You better pray ND stays Independent, or the Tiggers might be the ones outside, looking in.

And hawkchief shows up to complete the KU douche tour de force.

Vinegar and water are actually oozing out of my monitor now. Excuse me while I go get some paper towels.

Pablo 06-08-2010 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808218)

The Sodd one is funny.

At least 3 mu fans just got a fat chubby and trickled two ounces of hot tiger spooge down their thigh at the mere mention of said pic.

C'mon now. Somebody post it. We'll all get a laugh outta it.

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 08:36 PM

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Move to Big Ten would not halt Missouri's commitment to recruiting in Texas


By Mike DeArmond


KANSAS CITY, Mo. — When Gary Pinkel took over as Missouri's football coach, he sent two assistants to recruit in Texas. Last year Missouri had six coaches recruiting the Lone Star State. And no matter whether Missouri moves to the Big Ten or stays in the Big 12, that will not change.

"We will always recruit the state of Texas," Missouri recruiting coordinator Dave Yost said on Tuesday in Liberty, where the MU football staff welcomed more than 250 would-be recruits to William Jewell College, a record for the annual camp stop.

"Texas has been a strong, strong deal for us," Yost said. "We started off with two guys in there. Went to three, then to four, then to five, and now we have six. Because of the football talent there and also now because of the name we have down there."

That, of course, is contrary to some of the claims of Texas-based and Texas-fed speculation about whether Missouri will wind up — along with Nebraska — in the expansion-minded Big Ten.

The most common asides the past week — since Big 12 commissioner Dan Beebe allegedly issued an ultimatum to Missouri and Nebraska to reveal by 5 p.m. Friday, or June 15 at the latest, whether they are committed to remaining Big 12 members — have been that no one in the Big 12 really cares about Missouri.

It is Nebraska, the claims go, that might trigger a six-team flight from the Big 12 to the Pac-10 if the Cornhuskers receive and accept an offer to join the Big Ten.

Pinkel toed the general party line put forth by those advising Missouri on the best strategy regarding questions about ultimatums and MU's once and future address in the world of big-time college athletics.

"I'm not going to talk speculation," Pinkel said on Tuesday. "As far as I know we're staying in the Big 12. If there is a change, I'll be the first one to talk to you. You can call me at the house."

The response has become almost rote in recent weeks, from Missouri chancellor Brady Deaton to athletic director Mike Alden. On Tuesday afternoon there was a statement from the office of the University of Missouri Board of Curators that the system leaders would make no comment on Thursday or Friday when the board meets in Columbia.

The agenda for those meetings released on Tuesday does not list a Big Ten expansion or Big 12 ultimatum as agenda topics . But the meetings will start with a closed-to-the-media executive session.

Yost was a little more forthcoming than either Pinkel or the Curators, not on which league Missouri may call home, but about the present and immediate future of Texas as a prime recruiting ground for MU football.

"We're a name school in the state of Texas," Yost said. "The best guys in the state of Texas, we don't get them all, but normally our name's listed with them. That's part of being in the Big 12, also part of playing down there, but also being successful."

On its spring roster, Missouri listed 25 players from Texas. Recent MU stars from Texas include quarterback Chase Daniel, linebacker Sean Weatherspoon, defensive lineman Ziggy Hood and wide receiver Danario Alexander.

Pinkel noted that Missouri has expanded its recruiting base within the last year, since the addition of Josh Henson, co-offensive line coach and a former recruiting coordinator at LSU.

Henson has responsibilities in the panhandle of Texas, plus Oklahoma and key connections in Florida.

"We're more appealing now," said Pinkel, whose team won back-to-back Big 12 North Division titles before being beaten out by Nebraska for the division championship last season. "People recognize our name. Our last two quarterbacks (Brad Smith and Daniel) are playing in the NFL now. We have two receivers that were All-American tight ends (Martin Rucker and Chase Coffman). We had three draft picks in the first round the last two years.

"All that stuff is raising us up. We've got a long way to go. But my job is to keep us going, searching for the top."

Despite outside concerns, inside the MU football program, there appears to be little fear that joining the Big Ten or remaining with the Big 12 would alter the prospects of Missouri's future recruiting anywhere.

In recruiting the Class of 2011, according to Rivals.com, Missouri has offers out to from eight to 10 players from Florida, a state in which Missouri has not played a football game since 1988 at Miami.

Additionally, Missouri's current coaching staff — most of the coaches having come with Pinkel from his staff at Toledo — have experience recruiting the fertile Big Ten recruiting grounds of Ohio and Pennsylvania.

"Toledo," as Pinkel pointed out, "is in Ohio. So ..."

So, concerns over Missouri recruiting should it join the Big Ten seem to be an outside supposition masked as a concern.

"As I've been told many times," Yost said, "good recruiters can recruit anywhere. We'll recruit anywhere we can find good players."
http://www.newstimes.com/sports/arti...i-s-516443.php

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 6808221)
I'm not bitching about the article, smart guy. I'm quoting it to show that your school that is supposedly "basketball royalty" has 3 championships in 100 years. You've got people in here putting KU above Duke and even UCLA.

UCLA has forgotten about more titles than Kansas has ever won, and people are trying to act like KU is somehow above them. Give me a break.

UCLA didn't exactly have competition during their run.

They basically got out of bed and rolled into the Final Four while in the East all the good teams were constantly beating the shit out of each other.

You know this.

Bearcat 06-08-2010 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 6808221)
I'm not bitching about the article, smart guy. I'm quoting it to show that your school that is supposedly "basketball royalty" has 3 championships in 100 years. You've got people in here putting KU above Duke and even UCLA.

UCLA has forgotten about more titles than Kansas has ever won, and people are trying to act like KU is somehow above them. Give me a break.

Yeah, I know... that one was TIC after I realized I missed your sarcasm in your original post. It's hard to separate the sarcasm/mocking from the ignorance & stupidity.

Saul Good 06-08-2010 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808227)

This article and others like it almost sound like Missouri is trying to be "kicked out" of the Big XII so that it's the Big XII who breaks the deal and not MU. It's brilliant if that's the case.

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808227)

"We're a name school in the state of Texas," Yost said. "The best guys in the state of Texas, we don't get them all, but normally our name's listed with them. That's part of being in the Big 12, also part of playing down there, but also being successful."


Sorry, I just wanted to make sure I read that right.

Saul Good 06-08-2010 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808228)
UCLA didn't exactly have competition during their run.

They basically got out of bed and rolled into the Final Four while in the East all the good teams were constantly beating the shit out of each other.

You know this.

Is there some kind of Rosetta Stone that can be used to translate this stupidity into English? It almost sounds like he's discounting a team that won 7 national titles in a row.

Guess what...If you throw away those seven titles, they STILL have more than KU.

SPATCH 06-08-2010 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808228)
UCLA didn't exactly have competition during their run.

They basically got out of bed and rolled into the Final Four while in the East all the good teams were constantly beating the shit out of each other.

You know this.

I'm not following.

... this makes them a worse basketball school somehow?

Saul Good 06-08-2010 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808232)
"We're a name school in the state of Texas," Yost said. "The best guys in the state of Texas, we don't get them all, but normally our name's listed with them. That's part of being in the Big 12, also part of playing down there, but also being successful."


Sorry, I just wanted to make sure I read that right.

Care to take a stab at how many players came to MU from Texas and then got drafted into the NFL in the past 5 years?

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 6808237)
Care to take a stab at how many players came to MU from Texas and then got drafted into the NFL in the past 5 years?

I dunno 10?

I was just pointing out that fact that everyone recruits Texas. It's not something specialized to Missouri.

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 6808237)
Care to take a stab at how many players came to MU from Texas and then got drafted into the NFL in the past 5 years?

I was laughing at the fact that everyone recruits Texas. MU is not special in this area.

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808247)
I dunno 10?

I was just pointing out that fact that everyone recruits Texas. It's not something specialized to Missouri.

But... didn't you claim that a move to the Big 10 would...

Ah, **** it. I give up.

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 6808237)
Care to take a stab at how many players came to MU from Texas and then got drafted into the NFL in the past 5 years?

I was laughing at the fact that everyone recruits Texas. MU is not special in this area.

Frazod 06-08-2010 08:57 PM

Apparently Wickedson was really agitated by Saul's last post. :D

Reaper16 06-08-2010 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808254)
I was laughing at the fact that everyone recruits Texas. MU is not special in this area.

No one said MU was special in this area.

Bambi 06-08-2010 08:58 PM

omg this site is messin with me!

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 09:02 PM

LMAO Funny stuff...


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Adventures of the Big 12: Twelve Angry Men

Behind closed doors at the Big 12's annual meetings, the boys got together to hash out the topics of the day. You know...important things like where we're going to hold the Women's Basketball tournament for the next three years.

Just kidding. Only Baylor cares about that.

Anyway, everyone knows that's not what was on everyone's mind. And, thankfully, through the power of 'multiple sources', we have a strong report of what happened when the gang got together in Kansas City this week.

Enjoy. It may be the last time this current group gets together for their usual shenanigans.

Star-divide

Texas: I call this meeting to order. Today's agenda topic: Who stays and who goes. I'm looking for a quick vote. Obviously, I like bossing all of you around, so I'm in. Oklahoma?

Oklahoma: Hell, I'll stay. Do you really think I want to join the SEC or Pac-10? I still go into shell shock when a woman asks me if I have a Trojan on me, or if I walk past a store in the mall that sells 'Crocs'.

Oklahoma State: In, yo. I'm afraid if I take this game to LA, I may get shot.

Colorado: Staying. Unless the Pac-10 offers, and then I'll leave so fast there will be burn marks in the carpet. But they don't want me without you guys, so I'm probably still stuck with you assholes.

Missouri: Anyone know where the nearest U-Haul place is?

Texas: Jesus, can you be more obvious?

Missouri: What? Do you think I like being irrelevant? Do you think I like hoarding championships in ****ing Softball? And it's not even the cool softball where you drink and wear inappropriate t-shirts that say things like "Balls Going Deep". It's the lesbian kind of softball where half of the cars in the parking lot are pink Cadillacs, and the chicks that show up wear visors and Birkenstocks.

Kansas State: I'm not really into PC, but there's a lot wrong with what you just said...

Missouri: You know what? I don't care. I'm going to go the Big Ten, wipe my ass with piles of TV money, and spend my winters buried in lake effects snow.

Texas: Wiping your ass with money is awesome.

Missouri: So, yeah, I'm out. **** you, **** you, (points at Kansas) and double **** you.

Kansas: Well, that wasn't nice.

Texas: Alright, order...ORDER! Kansas State, what are you doing?

Kansas State: Are you kidding me? Do you think I want to join the Mountain West? In. A thousand times in.

Kansas: (Whispers to his attorney...) My lawyer says that it would be in my best interest to stay.

Kansas State: Your lawyer?

Kansas: At this point, I have the FBI and IRS so far up my ass that they've set up a branch office in my colon. So, I'm taking him wherever I go.

Kansas' Lawyer: No more questions.

Texas: What an embarrassment. Tech?

Texas Tech: In. I go where you go my liege.

Baylor: God spoke with me last night, and he said that I should form a conference with other like religious institutions supported by the Almighty himself. However, he said I had to fire Scott Drew because he's an Eddie Haskell-style prick of the highest order, and I said, "No." I like being good at basketball now. Also, those Oral Roberts kids creep me out. They're like a cult.

Iowa State: I will do anything to stay in this conference. Anything. I am not above handing out sexual favors, and I don't care who asks for it.

Texas: So if I ask you to have sex with a dirty hobo, you'll do it?

Iowa State: Absolutely. You can even tape it if you'd like. That would be a hundred times better than joining the MAC.

Texas: Alright, we'll put that on the agenda for tonight after dinner and drinks at Tomfooleries. Nebraska, what say you?

Nebraska: I am 100% committed to exploring all of my options.

Texas: Huh?

Nebraska: I am fully invested in this conference unless something better comes along.

Oklahoma: How does sitting on that fence feel?

Nebraska: It kind of chafes.

Texas: And, finally, I'm afraid to ask. A&M?

Texas A&M: I want to join the sex conference.

(Texas puts his face in his palms...)

Texas: Do you mean the SEC conference?

Texas A&M: Yeah, I want to join the sex conference.

Oklahoma: I think we should let him go.

Texas: We can't. The state legislature says he can't go anywhere without me.

(Texas A&M puts his mouth over the microphone in front of him on the table and tries to swallow it...)

Texas: Alright, so we've got ten stays, one go, and one guy who can't seem to figure out what he wants to do. Nebraska, what can we do to get you off of the fence?

Nebraska: Nothing really. Joining the Big Ten is appealing. I mean, it's like a time warp. Neither of us have really been relevant since the late 90's, so it will be kind of comforting to be amongst like-minded people. Michigan called me and invited me over for a 90210 and Melrose Place marathon.

Oklahoma: That's really sad.

Nebraska: Look, I want to be with other people who think time stopped after the late 90's. Do you know how much being me sucks right now? I haven't won a conference championship in ELEVEN years. Hell, even Kansas State over there has won a conference title since I have.

Kansas State: Kicked your ass too.

Nebraska: **** off. And my basketball program is an embarrassment. In the Big Ten, Sadler ball will be considered 'up tempo', and my waning baseball program will be one of the southern most schools, so I'll have a leg up there.

Texas: Everything you just said there makes me sad.

Nebraska: You're sad? The only reason I'm not sad is because my entire state has been on Prozac since Tom Osborne retired. Do you really think we like Pelini? The guy wears sweatshirts on the sideline. SWEATSHIRTS. The guys in the navy blue polo shirts at Wal-Mart that greet me when I walk in look and act more professional than he does.

Oklahoma: Have you considered therapy?

Iowa State: I know a guy...

Dan Beebe: Hey, guys, what's up?

Texas: Dan, go back to your computer, keep playing Minesweeper, and we'll call you when we're done.

Beebe: Sure thing, boss.

Texas Tech: That was kind of harsh, don't you think?

Texas: He should be thankful he still has a job. We used a cardboard cutout of him a few weeks ago at a function with a tape player attached to its back looping random, non-committal statements, and no one knew it wasn't him until Baylor tried to hand him a plate of barbecued chicken and it dropped to the floor.

Texas A&M: I ate that chicken.

Oklahoma: Of course you did.

Texas A&M: It tasked like chicken.

Kansas State: I just...nevermind.

Iowa State: You guys will take him with you and not me?

Texas: He brings more televisions than you do.

Iowa State: But he's reeruned!

Texas: He's not reeruned; he's just misunderstood. He hasn't always been this way.

Iowa State: He's pissing himself again. Am I misunderstanding that?

(Texas A&M smiles as the warm urine runs down his leg...)

Texas: (Looks at A&M...) Look, I can't defend you forever. At some point, you're going to need to snap out of this.

Texas Tech: I've always wondered what goes on inside his head.

(Texas A&M stares at the wall...)
http://www.bringonthecats.com/2010/6...-big-12-twelve

007 06-08-2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6808167)
That idiot has been wrong about every damn thing so far.

I was told that guy is in the know too.:D

Frazod 06-08-2010 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808265)

It's a repost, but from several hundred posts ago. And extremely funny. So I guess we'll let you live. :)

DeezNutz 06-08-2010 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808220)
Yeah, If this shit goes down... that's one thing I'll miss.

I'll tell you what I'll miss...not one mother****ing thing.

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6808270)
It's a repost, but from several hundred posts ago. And extremely funny. So I guess we'll let you live. :)

Damnit.

Oh well, it's new to me... funny as hell. (and double **** you LMAO)

Bearcat 06-08-2010 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808265)

LMAO

The Nebraska part is awesome... and if I could just make one change...

Quote:

Missouri: So, yeah, I'm out. **** you, **** you, (points at Kansas) and double **** you.

Kansas: Orange Bowl!

Texas: Alright, order...ORDER! Kansas State, what are you doing?

Mizzou_8541 06-08-2010 09:16 PM

It all this turns out to be true and ku goes to a smaller conference like the Mountain West, scalped ticket sales in Lawrence will plummet.

I haven't heard anybody talking about that yet. What will Roger Morningstar do?

Frazod 06-08-2010 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808274)
Damnit.

Oh well, it's new to me... funny as hell. (and double **** you LMAO)

Hey, I'm not Kansas! :p

luv 06-08-2010 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808274)
Damnit.

Oh well, it's new to me... funny as hell. (and double **** you LMAO)

Hey now. He could be into that.

Although, being male, I'm not sure how he could have that done to him.

Bambi 06-08-2010 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mizzou_8541 (Post 6808281)
It all this turns out to be true and ku goes to a smaller conference like the Mountain West, scalped ticket sales in Lawrence will plummet.

I haven't heard anybody talking about that yet. What will Roger Morningstar do?

Hopefully be in jail.

luv 06-08-2010 09:34 PM

Oh yeah. We members of the Big 10 yet?

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 6808315)
Oh yeah. We members of the Big 10 yet?

Be patient.

Mizzou's silence says a lot.

Bambi 06-08-2010 09:35 PM

My brother lives in Chicago and they get the Big 10 network on basic cable and he says it's a very low production level.

Can anyone verify this?

Frazod 06-08-2010 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 6808310)
Hey now. He could be into that.

Although, being male, I'm not sure how he could have that done to him.

Somebody's mind is in the gutter tonight...... :D

luv 06-08-2010 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808324)
My brother lives in Chicago and they get the Big 10 network on basic cable and he says it's a very low production level.

Can anyone verify this?

You don't trust your brother?

luv 06-08-2010 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6808330)
Somebody's mind is in the gutter tonight...... :D

I'm in a particularly good mood. Had a good night in class.

No, I didn't get laid. Haven't my mind in the gutter will have to suffice. LMAO

Bearcat 06-08-2010 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808321)
Be patient.

Mizzou's silence says a lot.

It says we have no idea what will happen, but we sure as hell aren't going to say something that will f*** it up now...

Bambi 06-08-2010 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 6808331)
You don't trust your brother?

lol, I thought that the second I typed it

luv 06-08-2010 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808338)
lol, I thought that the second I typed it

lol

It's okay, I know what you were trying to do. ;)

Frazod 06-08-2010 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808324)
My brother lives in Chicago and they get the Big 10 network on basic cable and he says it's a very low production level.

Can anyone verify this?

I live up here, but I never watch Big 10 games. Hearing about them 24/7 is bad enough.

I guess that's about to change.

Bambi 06-08-2010 09:44 PM

An article regarding KU ball

Pac-10 Merger: Bring Kansas Basketball, Colorado Football—Not Baylor...

by Reid Brooks


Emails from Baylor University regent and lobbyist Buddy Jones were obtained by the Dallas Morning News today (a great news source that has run with my articles before, so I'll give them a shameless plug) in which the Texas-based politician makes one of the most pathetic pleas I have ever seen.

He basically asks every Baylor graduate in the legislature to call every major Texas institution (that is going to receive a Pac-10 invite) and have the big players demand that Baylor comes along. This is a new low in the sports world.

Heck its a new low in the world in general, even for a Kenneth Starr headed team.

This isn't a political issue, its a business decision. Right now, Baylor is looking like the fat girl that no wing man wants to take down, no matter how hot the girl (Texas) his buddy is going to get with might be.

Scratch that, Baylor looks like Canada at a United Nations meeting in South Park: shouting very loudly about how they "need more money, guy" but not realizing that the rest of the world doesn't care.

The argument that Jones continues to make is that Baylor has a bunch of championships in other sports (despite being awful at football, making their addition to the Pac-10 horrible for everyone including their own student athletes who will get destroyed on an annual basis) and he also claims that Baylor is academically better than Colorado.

Memo for Buddy Jones: No. And to again reference South Park and their endless Canada jokes, I'm not your buddy, friend!

If Baylor was in the current Pac-10, they would be on the bottom of the scale academically as well as athletically. We don't need Baylor, and Baylor's student athletes are not going to compete at a level that would make being in the Pac-10 beneficial to their self esteem.

Also, well over half of the people on the west coast don't even know where/what Baylor is. Get over it. Baylor is embarrassing themselves and the Big 12 South by making this gigantic scene.

If there is one deserving school that is being left out of the whole equation, however, it is definitely Kansas.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the Jayhawks future is tied way too closely to their in state rival, Kansas State, who likely couldn't be brought into the Pac-10 unless they were replacing Texas Tech or Texas A&M (both schools actually are needed to bring Texas over, unlike that other school run by crybabies). Still, Kansas actually has something to offer in athletics.

Aside from their marginal (but improved) football program, Kansas has one of the greatest basketball programs in the country. In fact, it would be a total shame if that program was not in a major conference (Kansas will find a good home).

While their academics don't fit in perfectly with the Pac-10, neither do the academics of Texas Tech or Oklahoma State (both schools are better than people realize, but they still don't have the national reputation of Stanford, Cal, UCLA, or USC). And frankly, the prospect of watching a conference championship game between UCLA and Kansas basketball would be appealing enough to get the Pac-10 that international audience that commissioner Larry Scott has been talking about.

The concept of adding Kansas to the Pac-10 might not be as far fetched as a lot of people are thinking, particularly if the conference could get only Kansas basketball. Conference realignment for different sports is common place (see the Big East).

It might be possible to convince Colorado to bump out of the Pac-10 during basketball season in order to make way for the Jayhawks.

If Kansas doesn't have an offer for major conference representation on the line for its football team, how could they turn such an option down?

The Pac-10 would then get the best of both worlds.

In the winter months and March Madness, an allegiance with Kansas would bring nothing but pride. And money.

When the fall comes back around, having Colorado football makes the Pac-10 an academic, profitable, and proud conference of tradition.

Obviously Kansas football would really get the shaft in this deal, but could Kansas really afford to pass it up?

Their football program could likely participate in the MWC, which is where they are probably going to end up anyway, so is it really a loss for anyone?

OK, fine, it is still a loss for Baylor, but who can actually see them on the turf with USC or on the court with UCLA?

Anyone?

This idea should be given thorough examination. Kansas is deserving not only for having a great and historic program, but also for not creating a huge media distraction during the Big 12's messy divorce.

This move is win-win for the Pac-10; the question is, how clever is Larry Scott?

Sure-Oz 06-08-2010 09:48 PM

http://omaha.com/article/20100608/BI...arly-as-friday

Nebraska could soon be leaving the Big 12 for the Big Ten.

Published Tuesday June 8, 2010

CONFERENCE EXPANSION

NU to Big 10 as early as Friday?

By Lee Barfknecht
WORLD-HERALD BUREAU
« Big Red Today

LINCOLN — An executive at a Big 12 school relayed to The World-Herald on Tuesday that he expects Nebraska to become a member of the Big Ten as early as Friday.

NU Chancellor Harvey Perlman has declined all interviews about conference realignment and expansion. He is expected to address the topic with the Board of Regents at its Friday meeting in Lincoln.

Direct confirmation from Nebraska of a conference change for the Huskers wasn't immediately available. Sources at two other Big 12 schools told The World-Herald that their athletic directors have instructed them to be ready by week's end for a briefing on probable Big 12 changes.
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Nebraska A.D. Tom Osborne offered implicit confirmation Tuesday night that the timetable on national conference realignment has been accelerated.

On his monthly appearance on the Husker Sports Network, Osborne said:

“I think before too long — I don't know exactly what that time frame is — we'll be able to put this to bed," then he jokingly added, “because I'm getting tired of it."

The Big Ten first revealed on Dec. 15 that it was considering expansion, and that it would take 12 to 18 months to act.

Now, six months after that initial announcement, multiple sources have indicated that the Big Ten is prepared to add one to five schools (including Nebraska), and that the Pacific 10 is courting all six schools from the Big 12 South Division.

“There's a lot of information we really don't have right now," Osborne said. “Hopefully we'll get these put together in the next few days.

“Anything I would say regarding Nebraska's position or other schools in the Big 12 would be pure speculation. And I don't think that's very helpful."

Another issue Osborne addressed is recent speculation that he has a personal grudge against Texas or that he is basing decisions on some hatred of the Longhorns.

“We certainly don't have anything against anybody in the Big 12," Osborne said. “This decision is not going to be based on animosity or petty jealousy. You're talking about something that could maintain for the next 75 to 100 years.

“This is a big deal in terms of the University of Nebraska. It's a big deal for other institutions. You don't ever make a decision based on personal likes and dislikes."

Osborne said he gets along “very well" with Texas A.D. DeLoss Dodds and is a “great admirer" of UT football coach Mack Brown.

“This is not a case of reacting to any one school," Osborne said, “particularly Texas."

Earlier Tuesday, The World-Herald requested an interview with Dodds. His spokesman, from Austin, Texas, said Dodds was unavailable because of a personal commitment.

Bambi 06-08-2010 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 6808347)
I live up here, but I never watch Big 10 games. Hearing about them 24/7 is bad enough.

I guess that's about to change.

He said, all the big games are on ABC regional.

Usually football is Indiana vs Purdue type things.

Right now they've got Indiana vs Michigan basketball on (even though college basketball means nothing...)

I'm trying to see what the difference is between this and what we have in Fox Sports Midwest, at least when it comes to football.

I live in NYC and was able to see all the KU football games without much trouble this year. Most were on basic cable.

Does the MU fan watch every second of every game? Serious question, do you guys really care if they don't have MU vs I-AA games on tv?

kepp 06-08-2010 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawkchief (Post 6808075)
Mizzou's been flashing their nasty vagina at the Big Ten for a few years now. If Notre Dame picks the Big Ten, Mizzou will be college-non-grata in the Big XII immediately - they already are. Like pretty-boys Mike Alden and Quin Snyder, Mizzou athletics is nothing more than form over substance. You better pray ND stays Independent, or the Tiggers might be the ones outside, looking in.

And what are they gonna do? Kick us out? Hold up nasty signs at our games? Oh no!

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808371)
Serious question, do you guys really care if they don't have MU vs I-AA games on tv?

If at all possible... yes. I watch every moment of every game.

Bugeater 06-08-2010 09:54 PM

Wow, with CU possibly announcing a move tomorrow, and NU possibly by Friday, and we all know MU is gone...the Big XII may be done by the end of the week.

ArrowheadHawk 06-08-2010 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6808397)
Wow, with CU possibly announcing a move tomorrow, and NU possibly by Friday, and we all know MU is gone...the Big XII may be done by the end of the week.

The deal is done.

Bugeater 06-08-2010 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 6808402)
The deal is done.

Quit trying to jinx it beaker! :cuss:

Frazod 06-08-2010 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808371)
He said, all the big games are on ABC regional.

Usually football is Indiana vs Purdue type things.

Right now they've got Indiana vs Michigan basketball on (even though college basketball means nothing...)

I'm trying to see what the difference is between this and what we have in Fox Sports Midwest, at least when it comes to football.

I live in NYC and was able to see all the KU football games without much trouble this year. Most were on basic cable.

Does the MU fan watch every second of every game? Serious question, do you guys really care if they don't have MU vs I-AA games on tv?

That's about right. The Big 10 in it's current form is Ohio State, Michigan & Penn State, and then all the rest of them. I see more people wearing Michigan stuff in Chicago than all the other schools combined, even though they've sucked for years. I'm sure Missouri will be relegated to the Iowa/Purdue/Indiana level, so I expect I'll see lots of their games on that channel. I guess I should take the time to check it out next season.

As for current Missouri games, I have DTV and watch them on the Fox channels same as you. And I'd rather watch Missouri play a doormat than two teams I don't care about.

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6808408)
Quit trying to jinx it beaker! :cuss:

The final act of a desperate man...

JK... kinda

Bearcat 06-08-2010 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 6808397)
Wow, with CU possibly announcing a move tomorrow, and NU possibly by Friday, and we all know MU is gone...the Big XII may be done by the end of the week.

possibly possibly possibly possibly maybe maybe might might could could expects expects expects expects expects tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow


^ Here are a few more in case you run out.

ArrowheadHawk 06-08-2010 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 6808422)
The final act of a desperate man...

JK... kinda

I just need CoMo to predict that MU goes to the Big 10.

luv 06-08-2010 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 6808434)
I just need CoMo to predict that MU goes to the Big 10.

It's good to know we'll be missed.

Bugeater 06-08-2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 6808426)
possibly possibly possibly possibly maybe maybe might might could could expects expects expects expects expects tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow


^ Here are a few more in case you run out.

I'm not jinxing myself. Not gonna happen.

ArrowheadHawk 06-08-2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 6808447)
It's good to know we'll be missed.

You won't be missed. You can go ahead and go back to being a KU fan also and it won't be a rivalry thing.

duncan_idaho 06-08-2010 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wickedson (Post 6808351)
An article regarding KU ball

Pac-10 Merger: Bring Kansas Basketball, Colorado Football—Not Baylor...

by Reid Brooks


Emails from Baylor University regent and lobbyist Buddy Jones were obtained by the Dallas Morning News today (a great news source that has run with my articles before, so I'll give them a shameless plug) in which the Texas-based politician makes one of the most pathetic pleas I have ever seen.

He basically asks every Baylor graduate in the legislature to call every major Texas institution (that is going to receive a Pac-10 invite) and have the big players demand that Baylor comes along. This is a new low in the sports world.

Heck its a new low in the world in general, even for a Kenneth Starr headed team.

This isn't a political issue, its a business decision. Right now, Baylor is looking like the fat girl that no wing man wants to take down, no matter how hot the girl (Texas) his buddy is going to get with might be.

Scratch that, Baylor looks like Canada at a United Nations meeting in South Park: shouting very loudly about how they "need more money, guy" but not realizing that the rest of the world doesn't care.

The argument that Jones continues to make is that Baylor has a bunch of championships in other sports (despite being awful at football, making their addition to the Pac-10 horrible for everyone including their own student athletes who will get destroyed on an annual basis) and he also claims that Baylor is academically better than Colorado.

Memo for Buddy Jones: No. And to again reference South Park and their endless Canada jokes, I'm not your buddy, friend!

If Baylor was in the current Pac-10, they would be on the bottom of the scale academically as well as athletically. We don't need Baylor, and Baylor's student athletes are not going to compete at a level that would make being in the Pac-10 beneficial to their self esteem.

Also, well over half of the people on the west coast don't even know where/what Baylor is. Get over it. Baylor is embarrassing themselves and the Big 12 South by making this gigantic scene.

If there is one deserving school that is being left out of the whole equation, however, it is definitely Kansas.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the Jayhawks future is tied way too closely to their in state rival, Kansas State, who likely couldn't be brought into the Pac-10 unless they were replacing Texas Tech or Texas A&M (both schools actually are needed to bring Texas over, unlike that other school run by crybabies). Still, Kansas actually has something to offer in athletics.

Aside from their marginal (but improved) football program, Kansas has one of the greatest basketball programs in the country. In fact, it would be a total shame if that program was not in a major conference (Kansas will find a good home).

While their academics don't fit in perfectly with the Pac-10, neither do the academics of Texas Tech or Oklahoma State (both schools are better than people realize, but they still don't have the national reputation of Stanford, Cal, UCLA, or USC). And frankly, the prospect of watching a conference championship game between UCLA and Kansas basketball would be appealing enough to get the Pac-10 that international audience that commissioner Larry Scott has been talking about.

The concept of adding Kansas to the Pac-10 might not be as far fetched as a lot of people are thinking, particularly if the conference could get only Kansas basketball. Conference realignment for different sports is common place (see the Big East).

It might be possible to convince Colorado to bump out of the Pac-10 during basketball season in order to make way for the Jayhawks.

If Kansas doesn't have an offer for major conference representation on the line for its football team, how could they turn such an option down?

The Pac-10 would then get the best of both worlds.

In the winter months and March Madness, an allegiance with Kansas would bring nothing but pride. And money.

When the fall comes back around, having Colorado football makes the Pac-10 an academic, profitable, and proud conference of tradition.

Obviously Kansas football would really get the shaft in this deal, but could Kansas really afford to pass it up?

Their football program could likely participate in the MWC, which is where they are probably going to end up anyway, so is it really a loss for anyone?

OK, fine, it is still a loss for Baylor, but who can actually see them on the turf with USC or on the court with UCLA?

Anyone?

This idea should be given thorough examination. Kansas is deserving not only for having a great and historic program, but also for not creating a huge media distraction during the Big 12's messy divorce.

This move is win-win for the Pac-10; the question is, how clever is Larry Scott?

So this guy's proposal is to get CU to agree to play in the Pac-10 for everything BUT basketball, and ku to agree to play only basketball?

Nice little dream. Not going to happen.

Sure-Oz 06-08-2010 10:05 PM

Did no one see my post about Nebraska going to the big 10 possibly friday?

KcMizzou 06-08-2010 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArrowheadHawk (Post 6808434)
I just need CoMo to predict that MU goes to the Big 10.

LMAO

That just might do it.

His disdain for Mizzou would never let it (that prediction) happen, though.


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