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booger 01-29-2007 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
I think most guys secretly want to smell them.

yes
they are so much fun

Buck 01-29-2007 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

You noticed that, huh?

Yeah, I mentioned that 15 minutes ago, thanks for mentioning me. Seems like someone is a bit biased tonight.

Mecca 01-29-2007 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Honey, I don't just think you're an asshole because I forced you to talk shit to me.

Why don't you whine a little more?

Who was whining about wrestling?

I'm sorry it's courtesy I don't say a word when you and SP or other people are speaking of things in here I don't like. So I expect the same back but no.

Yea I really think I'm better than everyone else is......

luv 01-29-2007 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
I think most guys secretly want to smell them.

No, you don't.

luv 01-29-2007 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca
Who was whining about wrestling?

I'm sorry it's courtesy I don't say a word when you and SP or other people are speaking of things in here I don't like. So I expect the same back but no.

Yea I really think I'm better than everyone else is......

Whine some more, c'mon. You're on a roll.

booger 01-29-2007 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
What are the world records for longest pussy fart, most consecutive pussy farts, and loudest pussy fart?

I don't know.

Do you know where I can find answers to this info?

Buck 01-29-2007 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
I don't know.

Do you know where I can find answers to this info?

I thought you were expert of all things pussy fart.

Mecca 01-29-2007 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Whine some more, c'mon. You're on a roll.

Who started the arguement by whining about wrestling? Hrm I wonder...

SPchief 01-29-2007 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca
Yea I really think I'm better than everyone else is......


Atleast you are willing to admit it.

booger 01-29-2007 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I thought you were expert of all things pussy fart.

No not an expert. Is there a website or something?

I think pussy farts are lots of fun. Most people won't talk about it.

Bugeater 01-29-2007 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
No, you don't.

Do they generally smell worse than an ass fart?

Mecca 01-29-2007 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Do they generally smell worse than an ass fart?

You should ask your wife or your mom that question......

luv 01-29-2007 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca
Who started the arguement by whining about wrestling? Hrm I wonder...

Ow! Quit picking on me! I was just minding my own business! This is so unfair! [/Mecca]

I whined about wrestling. You whine about everything under the sun if you don't think it's fair to you. Big difference.

booger 01-29-2007 02:02 AM

they sound funny

Buck 01-29-2007 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Do they generally smell worse than an ass fart?

I have had the...whatever the opposite of privelage...is to smell one while my girl was in the shower, I wanted to die. I literally had to run outside, I guess all that heat and steam was carrying that shit throughout the house.

Imagine the taste of mackerel as a smell.

luv 01-29-2007 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Do they generally smell worse than an ass fart?

A fart is a fart is a fart.

Buck 01-29-2007 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Ow! Quit picking on me! I was just minding my own business! This is so unfair! [/Mecca]

I whined about wrestling. You whine about everything under the sun if you don't think it's fair to you. Big difference.

I was just wondering if you are ignoring me right now, cause I think I have brought up some very good points and you haven't responded to any of them.

Mecca 01-29-2007 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I have had the...whatever the opposite of privelage...is to smell one while my girl was in the shower, I wanted to die. I literally had to run outside, I guess all that heat and steam was carrying that shit throughout the house.

Imagine the taste of mackerel as a smell.

She was probably on her period to get that smell.

Buck 01-29-2007 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
A fart is a fart is a fart.

Wrong.

luv 01-29-2007 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I have had the...whatever the opposite of privelage...is to smell one while my girl was in the shower, I wanted to die. I literally had to run outside, I guess all that heat and steam was carrying that shit throughout the house.

Imagine the taste of mackerel as a smell.

Oh please. :rolleyes:

Mecca 01-29-2007 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I was just wondering if you are ignoring me right now, cause I think I have brought up some very good points and you haven't responded to any of them.

It's more fun for her to yell at me about it than you because she dislikes me more.......

luv 01-29-2007 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
I was just wondering if you are ignoring me right now, cause I think I have brought up some very good points and you haven't responded to any of them.

Because you don't whine about everything. I only have so much bitch in me. I had to focus on one person. I'm not enough of a bitch to be one to two people at once. My apologies.

luv 01-29-2007 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Wrong.

Define an ass fart vs a pussy fart. What are the differences?

Buck 01-29-2007 02:07 AM

This whole situation is making me laugh. Maybe its the unneccessary arguing, maybe its the beers I pounded during Royal Rumble....oops sorry about talking about Wrestling....but luv, you are trying to preach to the choir on this one.

Bugeater 01-29-2007 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca
She was probably on her period to get that smell.

Mmmm....the fresh smell of pre-menstrual discharge.

Mecca 01-29-2007 02:07 AM

Boy this sure is better than a wrestling convo....

SPchief 01-29-2007 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Define an ass fart vs a pussy fart. What are the differences?


One comes out of the ass.

And one comes out of the pussy.

I'm pretty sure that is the main difference between the two.

BWillie 01-29-2007 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Because you don't whine about everything. I only have so much bitch in me. I had to focus on one person. I'm not enough of a bitch to be one to two people at once. My apologies.

Off topic but, have you ever met Brad Pitt? It is my understandings that he is from the great Springfield, Missouri. I was amazed when I read that, I would of never of guessed.

Buck 01-29-2007 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Define an ass fart vs a pussy fart. What are the differences?

One is an expulsion of gas that has traveled through the intestines and the anus, while the other is an expulsion of gas that has traveled through (and this is a guess) the uterus and vagina. Both take smells with them from where they travel through, and an ass definitely smells different than a vagina.

Mecca 01-29-2007 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
One is an expulsion of gas that has traveled through the intestines and the anus, while the other is an expulsion of gas that has traveled through (and this is a guess) the uterus and vagina. Both take smells with them from where they travel through, and an ass definitely smells different than a vagina.

Unless something strange has been going on...

booger 01-29-2007 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
One is an expulsion of gas that has traveled through the intestines and the anus, while the other is an expulsion of gas that has traveled through (and this is a guess) the uterus and vagina. Both take smells with them from where they travel through, and an ass definitely smells different than a vagina.

kinda like a dick fart?

Buck 01-29-2007 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
kinda like a dick fart?

Urban Legend

Mecca 01-29-2007 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
kinda like a dick fart?

That isn't even possible.

Halfcan 01-29-2007 02:14 AM

nite

booger 01-29-2007 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca
That isn't even possible.

no shit sherlock.

Explain to me a pussy fart though?

Buck 01-29-2007 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
no shit sherlock.

Explain to me a pussy fart though?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queef

SPchief 01-29-2007 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan
nite


pussy

luv 01-29-2007 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
One is an expulsion of gas that has traveled through the intestines and the anus, while the other is an expulsion of gas that has traveled through (and this is a guess) the uterus and vagina. Both take smells with them from where they travel through, and an ass definitely smells different than a vagina.

Interesting. I can't remember ever having gas come out of my vagina.

booger 01-29-2007 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

I knew all of that except the wall between the anus and pussy tearing.


I bet people call them poopy vaginas.

luv 01-29-2007 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Interesting. I can't remember ever having gas come out of my vagina.

Depending on which way I tilt my pelvis when farting depends on the direction it travels, but it's come out of the same hole.

booger 01-29-2007 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Interesting. I can't remember ever having gas come out of my vagina.

what about air?

Buck 01-29-2007 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Interesting. I can't remember ever having gas come out of my vagina.

Thats why I said (This is a guess).

Buck 01-29-2007 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Depending on which way I tilt my pelvis when farting depends on the direction it travels, but it's come out of the same hole.

Dont you find it interesting that you can talk about this on here, but when we talk about wrestling you get all up in arms?

booger 01-29-2007 02:22 AM

i knew a girl who got crabs and poured gas on her vagina, not in it. She thought that might cure it.

luv 01-29-2007 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Dont you find it interesting that you can talk about this on here, but when we talk about wrestling you get all up in arms?

Would you like to stop talking about this?

Buck 01-29-2007 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Would you like to stop talking about this?

Talk about Anything.

luv 01-29-2007 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Dont you find it interesting that you can talk about this on here, but when we talk about wrestling you get all up in arms?

I actually couldn't give a shit about what you guys talk about. It was obviously bothering someone else, and you guys chose to ignore it. Whenever Mecca had the nerve to tell him to shut it and call him a pussy, it kind of made me snap.

Mecca 01-29-2007 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I actually couldn't give a shit about what you guys talk about. It was obviously bothering someone else, and you guys chose to ignore it. Whenever Mecca had the nerve to tell him to shut it and call him a pussy, it kind of made me snap.

Ironically I was just being a smartass and not being serious when I said that so that makes it even funnier.

luv 01-29-2007 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca
Ironically I was just being a smartass and not being serious when I said that so that makes it even funnier.

To you, which is what matters.

Smed1065 01-29-2007 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Since when do you care if you're ruining my night or not? The only person you're concerned about is you.

I better not say what most of us are thinking at this point.........

It is a fine line.........


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

booger 01-29-2007 02:39 AM

i'm glad we talked about pussy farts

Smed1065 01-29-2007 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
what about air?

Finally, someone that know the difference. I have only ran into PF's when the female is real excited or after pumping in excess oxygen.

It might not met the encyclopedias definition, but I am just going by my experience.

Simplex3 01-29-2007 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
It's been two, dipshit. Learn your ****ing math. Two is half of four. I'm pretty sure there are more than four guys here.

Are you jealous that SP is more interesting to talk to than you are? I don't get it.

Next, you should try a fat joke. Maybe that will be effective in getting under my skin.

Don't sweat it, Mecca's just pissed because he offered Reggie Bush consolation head and got turned down.

Buck 01-29-2007 11:43 PM

Mecca, what happened tonight?

SPchief 01-30-2007 12:27 AM

Well its close to that time of the night. Apparently I missed a bunch of religious parody threads, yet I don't see where believer started multiple threads like everybody has said. Have they been deleted? What else has been going on tonight?

Buck 01-30-2007 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
Well its close to that time of the night. Apparently I missed a bunch of religious parody threads, yet I don't see where believer started multiple threads like everybody has said. Have they been deleted? What else has been going on tonight?

Weve buried them deep.

Bugeater 01-30-2007 12:31 AM

I'm not sure what happened. I left for about an hour and all hell broke loose.

Rausch 01-30-2007 12:31 AM

I hear Hough Douglas is a free agent...

booger 01-30-2007 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
I'm not sure what happened. I left for about an hour and all hell broke loose.


Do you really eat bugs?

SPchief 01-30-2007 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
Do you really eat bugs?


I believe this question has been answered a good 37 times.

Buck 01-30-2007 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
I believe this question has been answered a good 37 times.

There aint a number as great as the number 38.

luv 01-30-2007 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Mecca, what happened tonight?

Don't be a smart ass.

Bugeater 01-30-2007 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
Do you really eat bugs?

http://www.dadsbigplan.com/cookieface/bugeater.gif

Rausch 01-30-2007 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
There aint a number as great as the number 38.

2 is looking really good at this point...

booger 01-30-2007 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
I believe this question has been answered a good 37 times.

never read about it.

That's why i jokingly asked.


Genyous sp?

:p

booger 01-30-2007 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

ROFL

booger 01-30-2007 12:42 AM

that explains it.

Bugeater 01-30-2007 12:44 AM

I figured that would clear everything up.

booger 01-30-2007 12:45 AM

just in case you wondered, sometimes i eat my boogers.

SPchief 01-30-2007 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
just in case you wondered, sometimes i eat my boogers.


OKAAAAY

Bugeater 01-30-2007 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
just in case you wondered, sometimes i eat my boogers.

What do you do with the ones you don't eat?

luv 01-30-2007 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
just in case you wondered, sometimes i eat my boogers.

tmi

SPchief 01-30-2007 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
What do you do with the ones you don't eat?


I'm guessing he saves them for later.

booger 01-30-2007 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater
What do you do with the ones you don't eat?

stuck to the wall

booger 01-30-2007 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
tmi

protein


just like bugs

SPchief 01-30-2007 12:52 AM

I was close

Buck 01-30-2007 12:52 AM

wrestling anybody? LMAO

booger 01-30-2007 12:53 AM

how about areolas

booger 01-30-2007 12:54 AM

and booby tassles

luv 01-30-2007 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by booger
how about areolas

Big or little?


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