STFU, jajajajajajajajajaja

Dude..it's 11pm here..I am making another Rum and Coke..I might do a shot of tequila to speed the process up..I'm a much better poster drunk..

Mark Rypien PWNED the Bills

I hung here until 3am and had to be up at 7am. I've eaten like s**t for two days and just finished a 3 mile run. I am highly f**ked.

I never knew Mark Rypien was Stan Humphries backup. Go Me...(Bolts and Skins fan)

Take a power nap..;)

AND-

you've become much more pleasant since you removed the disclaimer. Please reinsert disclaimer and go back to the A$$ I've grown to love.

Im seeing how long I can go on water without eating.

F**k off?

Hell, it's not working.

It's not the lack of disclaimer, it's the Buddhism. It makes me less judgmental and therefore soft. It's a curse in disguise.

For the n00bs, this was my sig for a long time:


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Let us know when you're dead.

My body can feed off of itself for a pretty long time.

You use a hose to get the suction going or are you just that flexible?

GOOD ONE LOL !!!!!!!!!!!1111111ONE!!!

Me too. Why the hell do the ice cubes in the bottom tray always stick but the ones in the top tray pop right out?

I HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE

Dead People.

No problem, thats what I am here for.

Realistically though, I have no idea.

no fucking shit

mother nature is a maaaaad scientist

because it's winter? :shrug:

Was there water by the cold spot and land by the non cold spots, or did the cold spot occur on a bridge?

I still haven't pooped, but on a high note I just F ed my wife!!!


yeah, got my quarterly bonus

That's nice but unless you post pics of your wife I don't care.

HELL YEAH, Good For you!!!:toast:

Can One Multi-Vitamin be good for both men and women?

Are you toasting him banging his wife......

well, that looks like her ass in your sig



I have to go de ice the driveway for tomorrow morning, be right back

Yes, he just admitted he gets it 4 times a year.

This is why I'm not married.....

This is the perfect post to use my brand new, all original, "shudder" smiley.


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Go there with a bunch of beer, and make some taunts against ghosts and see what happens.

I'd prefer my wife to look like this......

For every hot chick there's a dude who's sick of her s**t.

This is how you deal with a ghost.......

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This is true.......but for some there's more you can put up with.

you are one bored, pathetic loser

(no offense, of course)

CM Punk is soooo not straight edge.

You owe me 5 minutes of my life back.

Sure he is man top this.........

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This is exactly what you want to set up on that cold spot in that plantation. Just to check if the Ghosts are real.

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I'm eating salsa flavored Doritos right now, and they're good

Hell yeah they are.

Yup, its dead people.

I'm having a liquid dinner, I'm sure after a few more they'll taste like doritios. or whiskey. but either way it'll taste like a room spinning out of control til I puke

Ok good news bad news time


good news, I'm back and the drive way has enough salt to feed buckindaeding's mexican family for two weeks.

Bad news, it's so freaking cold outside that the pucker on my ass is likely to take three hours to thaw.....

......and I still haven't taken that sh*t

that's what are wives for

You have to tell us what you're drinking, so we can but this in perspective.

What makes you think I have a Mexican Family?

Anyways, you should drink some liquor, that should open your cornhole right up, ZING!

He can't wait another 3 months to take a s**t. :harumph:

Didn't smuggle them across in the glove compartment yet eh?

everything.


I think i drank some kitchen cleaner at some point


that was after the bong water


(btw, that does not get you higher, just siccker, and make the room spin a bit, which is cool, and some colors, ceiling moving)

Hello, Your from San Diego?????


don't be coy, I saw you typing all that spanish Hablo stuff.




Too late for the liquor, I already have had too much beer. besides my wife is asleep now.

Still got that bra on your head huh?

oh, that was the ceiling fan.

nevermind

Has anyone here done Peyote? I had a crazy dream last night that I ate some, and now I am really interested.

If you had a dream about blowing some guy........would you wanna find out what that was like too?

I'm disappointed in our XBox 360 for not being able to download Street Fighter II this afternoon. I did download Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, but that isn't old school like Street Fighter II.

I never could figure out why they gave Ken and Ryu the same fighting style.

Well in San Diego it is recommended that all students take Spanish classes, since we have so many Mexicans.

But yes you got me. I am a quarter Mexican.

Excellent.......get me a taco.

I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), don't dream about me!!!!!!

No, remember, you PM'd me a message about what that was like the other day, so I already know.

Oh wait, was that supposed to be a secret?

You shouldn't drink dong water, it's gay, unless that's what you were going for.

If you're that freaking interested I'm sure Meatpeeker will oblige.

MY WEDDING PHOTOS, WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM?!?!?!

Ack................You could just ask Halfcan I'm sure he knows, with his bowling alley adventures.

Another Lexicon lesson:

After any reference to anything gay, homosexual, queer, pillow-biting, butt-pirating, butt-darting, or other similar expression, you must follow with the obligatory "NTTAWWT".

is that better or worse than being a nickel mexican????

Simplex3 NTTAWWT

I think we should adopt a new phrase........

Queering doesn't make the world work

I wonder how that will go over.