I don't think one needs a psych degree to know posting a selfie erection on a football message board is probably a ... I don't know ... ridiculous idea.

I'm sure 'Hamas' could come diagnose you with something a little more scientific than me ... but you have some sort of complex.

I guess I'm just glad I am tall and don't have to deal with all of these short people problems.

I'm 6'2.5" with a HUGE wingspan. Like, dude...I'm 1 of only 3 at my office that can stand on my tippy toes and touch the ceiling. It's like, no big deal. I mean ... yeah. It's aight. No sweat, man! I'll post a video of it tomorrow. I mean, yeah.

Technically, I took a dick pic for Hootie. I didn't have a method to transmit it to him so I felt I would inject some life into this thread.

Bro.

Prop up my ego?

really?

as soon as someone says something like, "girls have told me my dick was too big for sex so they just blew me instead" ... there is really nothing more to prove.

I already know I'm a much better person than anyone who says that shit with a straight face.

God damn. That much is obvious.

Who says stuff like that? To dudes? On a message board?

You're just pissed because I called your bluff. LMAO

Yeah, man. Totally rational idea.

....welllll

It is almost like Hootie has never been a part of a locker room or large group of guys that hang out a lot.

Livid.

I'm steaming mad.

Well,

Fortunately my friends and I have ... you know ... common sense. So we don't say things like, "oh man my penis is huge! too big for most girls!" Or things like, "hey bro! I got an 8" dick. No big deal!"

...because who says shit like that?

How do I put this ...

if you say things like that, you're just a huge ****ing bundle of sticks (with probably a pretty low IQ)

LMAO

Holy ****. You really believe you're a better person than me.

This is ****ing hilarious.

You're a leasing agent at a ****ing apartment complex for college kids that still gets black out drunk on a regular basis despite being almost 30 years old.

You've relayed stories of what most people consider rape over the years. You've also mentioned your STD history here.

I could go on.

You really need some help man.

I did not expect to see a penis beside my own in a non-pornographic context today.

So there's that.

says the guy who stopped serving tables about two years ago.

Yes, you are.

When Chris Johnson goes to night clubs, or meets people ...

how many times do you think he's like, "hey guys, I'm Chris ... I run a 4.2 40!"

Uhm, probably never.

You want to know who says things like that? People (men for the most part) with a complex.

Our boy KC Native basically described himself in this thread as an uncoordinated mess (stone hands, no agility). Basically, he isn't athletic at all. An uncoordinated booger-eating dipshit. There's your complex.

We played flag football with this kid we met through a girl we went to high school with ... the dude was so bad it was hilarious. Our QB was amazing ... he threw him a ball one time ... it ****ed blasted him straight in the chest in the end zone, bounced up, was picked off ... it was maybe the most uncoordinated thing I've ever seen in my life. His response, "I wasn't ready!!!" He tried playing QB (we wouldn't let him) and he literally couldn't throw the ball overhand. I'm not kidding. He'd warm up, play catch, and throw the ball like underhand ... and he didn't know he was bad. He literally wanted to play QB. Couldn't throw. Had no idea. It was hysterical.

We nicknamed him "booger eater." He's a good looking cat, too. The aformentioned girl is pretty hot (she was a hell of an athlete, too, which is hilarious). But he was so oblivious to how terrible he was it was hysterical. "Booger eater."

That's pretty much how I picture our boy Native at this point.

I've been proud of the chlamydia diagnosis every time (3) it has happened. I wouldn't trade those experiences for a thing. A Z pack and a badge of honor.

...but this isn't about me, my degenerate life style, or my occupation...

this is about a guy who has grown such an inferiority complex over the years he's posting his erection for all to see on CHIEFSPLANET.COM

I mean...

lol

LMAO

Where did I say I was an uncoordinated mess? Lacking agility doesn't mean someone isn't fast. If fast coordinated into football ability then every track star in the world would be an awesome football player and we know that's not true from watching the Raiders over the years.

Your ability to twist what people say to fit within whatever scenario you have in your head is ****ing awesome.