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KcMizzou 06-24-2007 01:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan Lies
That's mean.
and funny.

Phobia 06-24-2007 01:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan Lies
That's mean.
I know. He's gotta pay.

Halfcan 06-24-2007 01:39 AM
she is probably in Vegas getting married.

Phobia 06-24-2007 01:39 AM
You morons are supposed to pick up where the story left off. This is audience participation.

Quick, somebody order a diet coke.

2112 06-24-2007 01:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
Okay, now that Papa has logged off and Luv isn't coming back to share the details, our only remaining option is to attempt to recreate the day through conjecture.

Luv: Hello, my name is Luv.
CD: Hi, my name is Creepy Dude (humps her leg). Shall we dine, my dear?
Waitress: Hi, welcome to Denny's, can I take your order?
CD: We just got here, can we have a minute to look over our menus?
Waitress: Well, I have 39 tables. It may be 45 minutes before I'm back.....
Luv: I think I'm just gonna have the Chef Salad.
CD: I'll have a Chef Salad as well and a Mushroom Swiss Burger.
Luv: I'd like to add a Mushroom Swiss Burger too, please.
Waitress: Will that be all?
Luv: No, I've always wanted to try your Fish Fillet and Super Bird..... and chili fries also.
Waitress: Will that be all?
Luv: Do you think we should get an appetizer, Creepy Dude?
ROFL

You're on fire dude! ROFL

KcMizzou 06-24-2007 01:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
You morons are supposed to pick up where the story left off. This is audience participation.

Quick, somebody order a diet coke.
I'm not very creative when I'm drunk. Or, you know, ever.

kcxiv 06-24-2007 02:20 AM
haha, Phobia and his posts. Then pops showing up. Wow.

YOu know what these forums need? a section to put certain threads there. Call it the Hall of fame. Where great threads go to rest.

Bob Dole 06-24-2007 02:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia's nut2
I been called worse....

Besides, I am older than you?
Phobia's nut2 older than Phobia?

How the hell does that work?

blueballs 06-24-2007 04:37 AM
she left him at Denny's with a case
of blueballs so bad he couldn't walk upright
she on the other hand danced to the car

007 06-24-2007 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
You're screwed now.
He wishes.

Chieftain58 06-24-2007 07:43 AM
He's married

milkman 06-24-2007 07:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Phobia's nut2 older than Phobia?

How the hell does that work?
Time travel.

Marco Polo 06-24-2007 08:16 AM
Damn, where is luv?! We need some updates!

Simplex3 06-24-2007 08:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
Yeah, I've made a few less than flattering posts in this thread that I certainly wouldn't have said aloud with her dad in the room. Heh.

My day is coming faster than I'd like to admit. At least she's 30. Mine are 15, 14, 4, and -7.5 months.
When you have a son, you have to worry about what he's going to do with his d**k.


When you have a daughter you have to worry about what every boy in the world is going to do with his d**k.

Bwana 06-24-2007 09:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by papasmurf
I do not know which is more pathetic.... My daughters sex life or you weirdo's
Oh man, this thread just got it's 2nd burst.

I had no idea she was smurfs daughter. :eek: Between this and all of Phobias man juice floating around out there, half this board may be related.

ROFL


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