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Heh. That one was pretty good, I'll admit.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729183)

Is that a play on a song?

At first I thought of Marshall Tucker Band "Can't You See" but then it kinda veered off.

Funniest line of the thread so far:

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9729190)

Well, here's the thing - I'm not an attention craving, narcissistic douchebag. Running the DOTY poll is enough for me.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9729183)

Is that a play on a song?

Ask Stevieray.

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9729166)

donger why can't ya see

what you're doin' ta me

when you don't believe a post I wriiiiiite

we're caught in a trap

we can't get out

cus i just love you too much baybaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-hxepCwD0ak..._Love_Club.jpg

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9727192)

Every time I do that my son catches me walking out of the restroom with it. I'm almost certain he thinks I'm fapping. Little does he know I only do that with a designated sock behind locked doors in my bed room.

Note of explanation for some of the less-than-intelligent people. In the DOTY poll, people besides me make nominations and vote.

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Originally Posted by unnecessary drama (Post 9729115)

really guy?

I'd like to see people get as creative as my least 3 takes when ripping someone for being fat...

oh and I also ripped you for being gay, but I'm not surprised no one got the 1-800-REALITY reference. I really enjoyed that one.

Once invoked the five second rule after dropping a Cinnabon on the subway.

Complains that he can never find his pant size of 58 (slim) waist, 28 inseam.

Has to purchase custom made bars of soap to find one large enough to cover his body with suds.

Wears suit pants with elastic waist bands.

Goes to restaurants on "kids eat free with adult purchase" nights for the free kids meals even though he doesn't have a kid.

Once claimed he was dieting because he only ate soup and salad for lunch, but it was ice cream soup and a taco salad.

Considers dessert to be the most important meal of the day...eats it after breakfast

Was disqualified from The Biggest Loser after they realized that the 80 pounds he lost was entirely attributable to a single coffee/cigarette dump.

Eats chili with his hands

Gave up listening to music because his iPod skipped every time he took a step

Has that unmistakeable fat-guy voice

Brags that he saves money on sunscreen because the underside of his tits and gut don't burn

Substitutes regular butter for peanut butter on his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Abuses hard drugs...inexplicably is still morbidly obese

Used to wipe his ass with a towel...back when he used to bother

Drives a scooter at Walmart

People at Waffle House get grossed out watching him eat

Isn't gay but will suck your dick because, "hey, free food".

Was once brought to tears after someone talked bad about that bologna shit with the little square chunks of cheese in it. (Is there anything more unsettling than watching a fat man cry so hard he sobs? This is an honest question.)

Hides Vienna sausages around the house

Pretends to be some swinging dick at his law firm even though he isn't the owner..nor a partner...nor even an attorney. Also, he's fat.

Hopes to someday pass the bar...on a turnstile without getting stuck.

Uses being "lodged" somewhere as a frequent excuse for being late. Nobody bats an eye.

The Mecca roast was ****ing hilarious.

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9729257)

Note of explanation for some of the less-than-intelligent people. In the DOTY poll, people besides me make nominations and vote.

There appears to be 2 unrelated topics here. Care to explain.

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9729184)

ever seen the interview skit?

or philosophers playing soccer?

Not that I remember.

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Abuses hard drugs...inexplicably is still morbidly obese

LMAO

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9729293)

The Mecca roast was ****ing hilarious.

And delicious in a red wine reduction with LOTS of butter

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9729288)

Are you trying to make this really tough on me?

I just sort of wish we could all be cool, but it'd be a little more boring - I rarely will pile-on or 'take sides.'

Not because I'm a pussy or whatever - I just view the internet differently - I've always said it's an opportunity to prove to people you're genuine. :)

Don't get me wrong, I've had several moments, that's no big secret.

But I love you guys, we've been together for years.

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9729333)

<3 much love brah <3