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The Buddha 02-26-2009 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5528304)
Her sleeping on the couch? Come on dude you know that aint happening. But good work on the other stuff.

I said it to tease her.

When she asked what it would take to be able to sleep with me, I told her she'd have to sneak in after I fall asleep, or she could seduce me if she's really good (and I said I didn't know if she had what it took to seduce me).

So she said, "Oh, I have what it takes. I hope you don't mind that I sleep naked."

Like I said, its just fun! Even if I don't get any, its all good.

The Buddha 02-26-2009 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5528307)
Now I officially hate you.

But a girl did show me her boobies today. (just photos - it's probably a dude)

I just took the board's advice, Claythan.

luv 02-26-2009 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5528314)
I said it to tease her.

When she asked what it would take to be able to sleep with me, I told her she'd have to sneak in after I fall asleep, or she could seduce me if she's really good (and I said I didn't know if she had what it took to seduce me).

So she said, "Oh, I have what it takes. I hope you don't mind that I sleep naked."

Like I said, its just fun! Even if I don't get any, its all good.

Sounds like she's got low self-esteem, or she's a major tease.

The Buddha 02-26-2009 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5528321)
Sounds like she's got low self-esteem, or she's a major tease.

I think both... I also think she got out of a crappy relationship that was way too serious for a girl her age. So she's probably just being flirty and enjoying playing the field a little.

Hammock Parties 02-26-2009 12:16 AM

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I just took the board's advice, Claythan.
Do you see me begging for advice? I do things my own way. I have raised failure to an art form.

Hammock Parties 02-26-2009 12:18 AM

This isn't the chick from work is it?

The Buddha 02-26-2009 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5528326)
Do you see me begging for advice? I do things my own way. I have raised failure to an art form.

I don't know what to tell you. Me giving advice isn't really all that...logical.

The Buddha 02-26-2009 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5528328)
This isn't the chick from work is it?

I don't technically work with her, but her place is next door.

Hammock Parties 02-26-2009 12:19 AM

Wait, so the chick who was teasing you, now sleeps with you?

The Buddha 02-26-2009 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5528332)
Wait, so the chick who was teasing you, now sleeps with you?

We're not sleeping together. She just said she wants to. And I told her, "maybe."

Hammock Parties 02-26-2009 12:23 AM

That is ridiculous. You're ridiculous.

ChiefsCountry 02-26-2009 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5528334)
We're not sleeping together. She just said she wants to. And I told her, "maybe."

You know you can turn those tables even more. Fool around with her and then when she asks for sex tell her no. It drives girls crazy for you then bc they want to prove it more.

The Buddha 02-26-2009 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5528348)
You know you can turn those tables even more. Fool around with her and then when she asks for sex tell her no. It drives girls crazy for you then bc they want to prove it more.

:-) You are a genius.

REP!

ChiefsCountry 02-26-2009 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5528356)
:-) You are a genius.

REP!

I wouldnt say I am genius, its just reverse psychology if you want to make it more than just one night fling. Girls do it all the time, flip the playing field. Also its a great way to get really good head.

The Buddha 02-26-2009 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5528370)
I wouldnt say I am genius, its just reverse psychology if you want to make it more than just one night fling. Girls do it all the time, flip the playing field. Also its a great way to get really good head.

I'm still looking for my dream girl. I had an ex-gf who could do some Briana Banks stuff (google her if you are in the dark), and ever since then, no other girl can do it the same... :-(

I already got about six inches from her face the other night, looking real deep into her eyes, and then I smeared a little bit of cake frosting on her nose (it was her b-day). I think she wanted me to kiss her.


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