Hey... I think I might have dated (or married) you once.

I prefer Stewey, thankyouverymuch.

I know we weren't married. I've never been married before. Dated is a possibility....if you used to live in Iowa.

You should be happy just to have a thread in HOC, I don't have one there. Of course it would probably help if I actually started any threads.

You'd still be the close to the least likable Husker fan on the board, but you would be a bit more tolerable.

That's Sam Hall. thankyouverymuch hasn't posted here in a long time.

There's such a thing as a likable Husker fan?

He did, his username used to be HamburgHawkeye.

Yeah, Gobo's the man.

I know it's Sam Hall. His current avatar is Stewey from The Family Guy.

Nah, they're all a bunch of douchewads.

Curse you and your estrogenic treachery!

:p

Probably never dated him then. I always dated guys from out of town.

So they are in the Milestones thread?

ROFL

Looking at my ceiling, I'm wondering who named that stuff "Spackle"?

Fredriech von Spackleberg, of the Hamburg Spacklebergs?

Did that have anything to do with the fact that there's no one in Hamburg under the age of 80?

I've enjoyed this board more since Saulbadguy stopped posting, I just haven't done much posting myself.

Saul didn't stop. He just calmed down and changed names.

I'm sure he'll be a pain in the ass again when football starts up.

That and the fact that half of the people there are related to me. I'm really not into dating cousins. :spock:

The new family game from Porkyour Brothers. Now available at Wal-Mart.

Wow. I'd hate to try to get into Country Kitchen for breakfast at 6:00 AM there.

It'd be Grey Dawn all over again. Living through that nightmare once was enough.

That texture on your ceiling isn't spackle, it's joint compound (aka drywall mud). Big difference.

They don't have a Country Kitchen. Your choices are Pizza Hut and the strip club next door to the fire hall (and across the street from the baseball field).

He's got that yellow avatar with the Afro guy. Honestly, K-State is the only team I can talk smack on for now. I just won't make a point to do it anymore.

He has his username back now, and the reason he's calmed down is because KSU sucks now.

Cool. I've learned something today. Unfortunately, my brain was full and I think i just forgot the difference between igneous and metamorphic rocks.

Damn limited memory capacities. I should get an upgrade.

The old people over 80 have breakfast at the strip club? No thanks.

What does the strip club serve for breakfast?

Candy, Cookie, Brandy, the usual.

Understood. As a Mizzou fan, I've been there. (More often than not)

This is a fantastic change for us tiggers. We're excited. I apologize if we're umm.. a little overly exuberant, at times.

Exactly. Can't talk trash when your team sucks.

I know the feeling. I took a winemaking course once and then forgot how to drive.

Sure you can. You just have to find a Baylor fan.

LMAO

That's a chore.

You'd have an easier time finding Bigfoot...or a Charger fan.

I think Bigfoot is in the woods north of Los Santos.

Coffey sure isn't being that much help and this is his goddamn thread.

You know, I could run some smack at Tennessee, Michigan and Notre Dame fans.

25,000 PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

We did it!


Whether that is something to be proud of or not remains to be seen.

Ah man... trying to hit a certain number of posts is lame.

I thought I was just having fun BS'in with you guys. :p

I'm seeing The Dark Knight tomorrow afternoon. With apologies to the Joker, I hope it puts a smile on my face.

I can't go anywhere near Los Santos since I killed that gang leader there.

LMAO

What's online life without a few milestones. :p

Liberty City is a much more interesting place to visit.

I feel like I've been mislead. Like this whole conversation meant nothing.

Hold me.

I can't believe lolcats.com still exists

It's getting harder to find the funny ones.

i no has grey poopon

whore cat

LoL

good kitty

He looks so proud.

bad kitty

that is a huge cat

green cat

these are better than lolcats

sorry, girlfriend got home, I'm at her place playing on the computer. She's in the shower now.

glad to see we made it past 25000. It's all your doing....

That can't possibly be real. Can it?

those things make you fat

Is that a picture of Phobia, I can't tell..... I hear he makes people fat, wives anyway.

that's my mom you douche

that picture belongs in the picture forum "would you" thread.
answer: yes.....

Don't be trying to pin this all on me.

They have another easy schedule this year

I would ****ing wreck that chick.

i laughed

one of my favorites

I haven't been quite there, but damned if I haven't been close.

I'd like to choke that smirking little bitch out.

I have these in the frig

I think that answer is real

yikes

never seen this one

i like fire but not like that

told you these are better than the lolcats

what's a paladin

my new favorite

Obviously I must be...

I've been waiting for Pigs to fly damn it!!!

Woah too much whiskey tonight, everything spinning. I love taxis!!