ChiefsPlanet - Funny Stuff New Conference re-alignment thread

There's a scene in Pretty Woman where Richard Gere is negotiating a price with Julia Roberts. Julia wants $5000. Richard offers $2000, and they agree on $3000. Julia then tells him that she'd have done it for $2000 and looks all proud of herself. Richard smiles and tells her he'd have paid $5000.

He just wanted to make sure she remembered who thw whore was. I want out at any price, but a whore is worth what she'll take and not a penny more.

Unfortunately for the analogy, he ended up marrying the whore. I just hope we don't end up married to the Big XII when this is all over.

:facepalm:

That is the analogy you go with... a chick flick?

DeezNutz

10-12-2011 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7989331)

There's a scene in Pretty Woman.

I never knew you were a woman.

mikeyis4dcats.

10-12-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Pants (Post 7989311)

Someone's been listening to the angry idiot.

sounds like 2 of you have been...

Old Dog

10-12-2011 02:15 PM

I'm hoping that the Big XII gets rid of the whore that keeps shopping itself too.

Rooster

10-12-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome1170 (Post 7989342)

:facepalm:

That is the analogy you go with... a chick flick?

ROFL

I'm still trying to figure out who the whore is in this scenerio. :D

Pants

10-12-2011 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 7989355)

sounds like 2 of you have been...

Yeah, like always, the radio was tuned to 810 from my morning drive to work. After about 2 minutes of cringing I had to hit the CD button.

Saul Good

10-12-2011 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome1170 (Post 7989342)

:facepalm:

That is the analogy you go with... a chick flick?

I knew I was going to catch hell over that. Come at me, bro. I'm a man. I'm 33.

Saulbadguy

10-12-2011 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome1170 (Post 7989342)

:facepalm:

That is the analogy you go with... a chick flick?

I think conference realignment has run out of pointless metaphors and analogies.

Rooster

10-12-2011 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7989367)

I knew I was going to catch hell over that. Come at me, bro. I'm a man. I'm 33.

ROFL

eazyb81

10-12-2011 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by truebigdog (Post 7989356)

I'm hoping that the Big XII gets rid of the whore that keeps shopping itself too.

OU or TX?

Saul Good

10-12-2011 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rooster (Post 7989358)

ROFL

I'm still trying to figure out who the whore is in this scenerio. :D

You don't pay a whore for the sex. You pay her to leave. Take your whore money and go find your next sucker. Cincy wants a piece of worn-out ass. Go turn a trick with him.

Mizzou's off to find a wife.

Braincase

10-12-2011 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7989344)

I never knew you were a woman.

He's a man, but he'd love to tell you what he did with Richard Gere for $2000.00. Do you live close to a pet store?

Saul Good

10-12-2011 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Braincase (Post 7989403)

He's a man, but he'd love to tell you what he did with Richard Gere for $2000.00. Do you live close to a pet store?

Don't worry. Even though you're not as hot as you were 15 years ago, there's always someone desperate enough to want a piece. Sure, they're going to be gross, and you aren't going to make as much. Just be glad that you can still walk after 15 years of taking Bevo up the ass.

HemiEd

10-12-2011 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7989331)

LMAO,

Just my gut feeling, but I don't think you have to worry, once the people all do their job, that are paid to do this sort of thing. Lots of proud institutions involved here.

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