You shouldn't be blowing any guy off on the first date... it makes you seem easy.

Oh wait... I don't know what to tell you, girl. I make things more complicated than they are, too.

This is why women confuse me.

I was being sarcastic in the original quote. I realize that's how a lot of people who don't know me probably see me.

I knew someone would pick up on that. LMAO

I was ugly when I was overweight. I looked at some old photos of myself today and was repulsed.

This.

Okay, okay. So I shouldn't mention it, but take enough to cover my part of the tab should he end up being a jerk.

If he is a jerk run that baby up.

ROFL

That's actually pretty solid advice.

If he starts to hem and haw like he wants you to pay, and it's pretty clear that things aren't going anywhere anyway, get up and say a quick "bye" and get the heck out of there.

No reason to waste your time and your money.

My scenario seems to be going much better now that I'm playing hard-to-get. I would feel bad, but its obvious she likes it.

I'm getting my own apartment (no more roomate!), and so she asked me if she could ever come over and stay the night. So I told her, "yeah, but your ass is sleeping on the couch." And then she asked what it would take for her to be able to sleep in bed with me.

Its crazy, but the LESS sexual attention I give her, the MORE she gives me!!! This is so fun!

That is the bullshit I'm so glad I outgrew.

Her sleeping on the couch? Come on dude you know that aint happening. But good work on the other stuff.

Its fun, luv! Just roll with it! Once you learn the game of life and love, and get good at it, you can have fun playing it.

Now I officially hate you.

But a girl did show me her boobies today. (just photos - it's probably a dude)

It's not fun when nothing ever comes from it. I'm getting too old.