Yes, but you weren't very good at it.

Hey Pootie, my title of ownership of your stupid drunk ass just showed up. It's crumpled and smells like pee, and isn't worth the paper it's printed on, but I might frame it and hang it over the cats' litterbox. :thumb:

he'd have no chance

you saw the 'Pootie' shit he tried making

there is no way his 'roasts' would be 1/100th as good as mine

I just talked about sucking the juice out of freezy pops...it takes a certain level of extreme untreated ADHD to be able to think of that stuff on the fly.

see

this is lame

it's not even funny

if someone has a good roast on me or 'pwns' me...I'll be the first to 'LMAO' at it. Hamas, Dane and I used to go round and round and round and round and sometimes, especially Hamas, would just ****ing get me good...and there was nothing I could do about it.

Frazod? Nope. He doesn't have the wit, intelligence or creativity to ever 'pwn' me.

That was quite a tome, Hootie. You must be tired now.

A better version would be to have Hamas proof each take and translate them to his type of writing style. It would be some epic shit then.

It's hard making chocolate cake out of shit and snot.

I'll write the rough draft...I'll forward it to GOATSE for an edit...who will then forward it to 'Hamas' for the final copy.

Probably would be the greatest thread in the history of the internet.

but we'd have to lock the thread after every submission...you know, to prevent Frazod and his band of meth headed reeruns from making the thread unreadable.

Mecca was easy.

Those 'roasts' were all recycled from the years I used to lay into him over his 'holier than thou' posting style.

I wasn't referring to overall content. More about basic grammar and punctuation errors.

I didn't read it, by the way, just acknowledging its length.

listen

i can't talk now but

you're going to be OK

trust me

you'll be fine

just trust in your heart

Nice impression, but it doesn't suit you.

If someone was standing here with a shotgun and looked at me (and he knew the correct answer) and said..."do you think Donger read that post YES OR NO?" and if I got it wrong he would blow my brains out...

I'd say yes without thinking and I'd still be alive to type this post.

No, you'd be dead (if he was a decent shot).