Just remember that men are, in the most basic form, very simple creatures. Females are not.

Yoouuuuu say things and then worry about what you say to the point where you either change what you say or alter what youre going to say next because you stressed so much about what you said.

Meeeeeeee. Damn the torpedos full steam ahead.

Its not like all attention is positive, Luv. More people on here will know you and love you than will ever know me... Much less love me.

Nah. I just usually end up putting my foot in my mouth. Not the greatest taste.

Wear sexy shoes. It helps.

You know, I've actually started wearing heels. You know who noticed? My dad. Said he'd never seen me wear heels in my life. Anyway, they do help make me feel more confident (and balanced). That, and short jeans are too short and average jeans are too long. Heels help to keep them from dragging the floor.

I would imagine that's true. I didn't see the College Pro painters coming either. My wife did, however.

Me: What are you doing?

Wife: Taking some lemonade out to the boys painting the house?

Me: Why?

Wife: They look really hot. They all have their shirts off and are all sweaty.

That's hot. I want to be a college pro painter.

I did question why they took two weeks to paint our house, but they did a phenomenal job.

Also lifts your butt and breasts into their most appealing positions.

http://www.cutesygirl.com/ has really cheap (like $10) cute shoes for the sexy woman that doesn't quite want to be a stripper. :)

I think all you need is torn jeans and a roller.

Aren't you fun?

It'd be good for you to get a real job, but keep the shirt on.

Stop being a prick, pretty boy.

Bendy too

Met a guy. He text messaged three times in thirty minutes, and said he had to get home. I know I'm ugly, but within thirty minutes? This one put another dent in the self-image.