Well, the anti-freeze is just for CP's sake. Maybe just get a cat that looks like his and leave it in his mailbox so he'll just think you killed his cat.

Hello

That sounds sort of sad. Hope this person's life turns around.

I made a double batch (should've tripled it)... and it's in the oven! ;)

Yeah, well, I tried to help.

:drool:

Woa...100 guest does not fit my definition of relatively small (that would be 2-50 in my book). Best of luck to both of you.

Congratulations! (I'll be in Baltimore that weekend... friends of mine are getting married on the 8th!)

Never let your personal finances be endangered by a man, we are not worth it generally.:D

Popular weekend...one of my friends is getting married Aug 9 in Iowa City.

My dad said the same thing.

Yeppers it'll be 20 years this summer (next week in fact) - time has gone by really fast. I don't have the lofty plans of double dipping at this point. I'm preferring to believe that I can make enough without working for the federal government. :D We'll see how that works out.

Fixed your post! :thumb:

I think of a big wedding as 200+....I say relatively because even though there may be close to 100 guests I'm hoping it feels more intimate.

oh hi Red... must have missed your entrance. You may want to work on that. ;)

I said hello :harumph:

Dunno. He may be my imaginary friend, but he does have his own life. :p

My fiance's dad told us that money is the root of all evil.

I would replace money with greed. Or selfishness.

Pussy




It's been awhile since I got to do that. :evil:

The coffee cake is sitting on the counter cooling!!!

Meh. Just like anything else, money has to be managed.

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I think you'd be closer to the truth. IIRC, the original quote is The love of money is the root of all evil.

:doh!:

I'm quoting scripture? I must need another gyn'anan tawnnyx. Or three. :p

LOL

Yes sir, you did.

Well, there goes my reputation. LMAO

Just don't beat yourself up over the mistake, luv. There's no percentage in that.

I'll have my moments. Can't just flip an emotional off switch (that would be so nice). Just don't think I'm holding out any hope for a pathological (sp?) liar.

Ya know, if I cut this cake up into squares and put 'em on a plate... noone would know if I taste tested it..... (it's for work tomorrow)

You'd think so, but that off switch has a hell of a price. I made that mistake, and it's a bad path to walk in the long term. Eventually all that pressure builds up and finds an outlet. It may sound like psychobabble, but you've got to let your grief work it's way through. Just try not to tear yourself down while you're doing it.

Oh, and kick the bum out, but keep the cat.

Smart woman. :clap:

Cooks prerogative. You've got to make sure it's OK for everyone else, don't you? Think how guilty you would feel if you served it tomorrow, only then to find out it wasn't up to standards. Best to insure all is well, and have a piece.

Plus it'll look like you took the time to arrange it nicely. Taste away. :evil:

:drool:

Absolutely!!!!!!!

I am standing in, I know I can never replace milkman but hey I am here.

Isn't it usually the guy who is going to miss the pussy?

Sorry but someone had to do it.

For tonight's performance, the role of milkman will be performed by his understudy, Ill-Logical.

Also, due to an attack by a rabid stoat, the chorus will be replaced by Adept Havelock.


Good of you to TOFTT.

I'm just surprised it took so long

LOL

I think the chorus needs to step it up a notch we have not reached 11.

LMAO I award you 2 points and possession of the Conch for the Spinal Tap reference.

Nice to see you all again! ;)

I'm not saying it's a slow night in the 10PM thread, but I just saw...

Thank you, thank you.

Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

Sweet.

I've been thinking about an alias and amateur criminal career...

Hopefully all goes well Red.

That's the funny thing about perceptions...:evil:

The thread that never dies is back. With a vengeance.

Hardly, that would get me fired. Had to work tonight.

You work at night, drinking is allowed.

Until that random urine test pops up. :p

I start 3rd shift monday.

My post count is going down like the Titanic...

Well, that sucks.

BRB.

You just spilled sarcasm all over my keyboard...

ROFL

What the hell we need a concerted push to 25,000 posts for this thread.:evil:

Why? So Face can start deleting posts to keep us eternally at 24999?

I've probably passed that myself by now.

24787 FTW!

Alright. What's it going to be this evening? You've got me for a while.

So let's say you visit a pool to pickup your sister's keys. Her ridiculously hot friend brings them over, in a bikini. She asks you for help with a crossword puzzle...and doesn't leave until you state "I have to go."

How would you interpret that?

If she's doing crossword puzzles, she's just wanting to pass the time. That's what I do when I'm bored.

How old is she?

23

I filled in one of the blanks, at least. I'm sure that aroused her.

A hot 23 year old girl asks you for help with a crossword. Was it a difficult clue to figure out?

Are you serious? I ****ed that up? ****!

(she has a boyfriend, but he's kind of a dick - cheats on her)

What was the clue?

No, if it's difficult, she might have asked you because she knows you're a brain. Then, she was being polite by talking to you for a while after.

If it was easy, then why else would she ask you except that it was a good conversation starter?

She wasn't asking for one particular crossword question. She wanted any answers whatsoever.

All told it was a little weird considering I was just coming by the pool to pick up keys.

You say her boyfriend's a dick? Maybe she was drawn to your new musculinity and trying to figure out how to ask you to beat the shit out of him.

There are just too many possibilities here.

It sounds like a conversation starter to me, FWIW.

Oh, definitely. There's just no way to interpret the meaning behind it.

True. Could be boredom, could be her looking to subcontract a beat-down, could be her messing with his sister's head a bit, hell, I suppose it could be interest on her part. No telling.