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06-04-2013 03:08 PM |
88. Mecca
Join Date: 4/6/05
Total Posts: 79,928
Mecca would have been much higher on this list had it been 2010. After being wrong time and time and time again with his draft analysis...he's officially now just a part time poster. Mecca had such gems as thinking Carson Palmer was frontrunner for MVP a few years back when he'd turn in 3 Tebow-esque quarters and then somehow muster together 1 good drive against prevent defense for the Bengals to win. He guaranteed 100% Tamba Hali could never work as a 3-4 rush backer. He agreed with trading Jared Allen because Jared Allen was a 'drunk' and Jared Allen would never be worth a big contract because he was going to drink himself out of the league. He said Tony Gonzalez was overpaid and worthless to us because he was a TE...when I told him he made the same amount of money as Daniel Graham he pulled the typical Mecca and decided it didn't matter that he wasn't overpaid he was still a TE and NFL teams don't need TE's...and then New England took over the league by showcasing their offense featuring Gronk and Hernandez further proving Mecca is, indeed, dumb. Mecca took dark pictures of himself on webcam showcasing his Travis Tritt hair and then tried to claim he was straight. In an attempt for us to lay off of him for obviously being gay, he posted pictures of 'the girl he was banging' in the pictures subforum...where some member in turn found those pictures on some porn site and she was outed as a porn star and he was outed as a liar, and a gay. Since Mecca generally stuck to football, no one really ever made fun of him for not having a job or living at home well into his 30's, which always really baffled me. My favorite Mecca moments were every year...when his mother would lay out his Sunday's finest...and he'd slick his hair back, put on his [gayest] smile, hold up his very own draft board he made himself (by sniping draft analysis from his 5 favorite experts), and then having his mother snap a picture of him holding said board. His scrapbooking skills are unmatched. His finest accomplishment in life to date was correctly guessing the top 2 picks of the 2012 NFL draft.
Pros: He does talk a lot of football. Sometimes, when he's not trying to be negative to just be negative, he does have pretty good takes. Never really personally attacks anyone like I just spent the last 10 minutes doing. Uses proper cutlery etiquette when eating meals (knife guards fork from evil spoon). Doesn't argue with his mom in the morning even when she lays out clothing he doesn't feel like wearing (good manners). When eating freezy pops, he has GREAT willpower and waits until the VERY END to suck up all of the "juice." (How he does it, I'll never know...)
Cons: Attended fat camp as a kid. (Though, he fit right in. Frazod went as well but everyone ended up making fun of him for being fat so he quit. Well he tried to quit but his dad wouldn't answer his collect calls from said fat camp so he ended up just being the fat kid at fat camp.) Speaking of calls, for some reason Mecca still sets up his speed dials. Really? Only dumbasses like Frazod use speed dialing (too lazy to dial the numbers). Although it's not a huge con because at least he sets it up for emergency purposes. 1 is his mom. 2 is his orthopedic. 3 is Mel Kiper. 4 is Travis Tritt. 5 is billing for Match.com. Frazod? Yeah, not so much. His speed dial is ridiculous. 1. Jenny Craig. 2. Propecia. 3. Papa John's. 4. 1-800-REALITY 5. Life Alert (which is weird, because he has to wear one of those Life Alert necklaces around with the pushy buttons that automatically alerts authorities when he has fallen and can't get up so why it's also on his speed dial baffles me)...I've lost my train of thought. Anyways...
Outlook: Post more dude. I miss you. I miss your horrible takes on football...I miss getting to see your draft board picture every year. I miss your made up stories about banging married women with fat husbands (wait a second!)...get back to 25 posts a day and you'll be top 50 in 2014!
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