Just be glad you are not in Kansas.

This is going to be a long day.

Mid-February, when the NFL is over, SportsCenter will consist of:

29 1/2 minutes of Heat coverage
29 1/2 minutes of Lakers coverage
1 minute Coors Light Cold Hard Facts about possible Heat/Laker Finals

My glasses fogged up walking out of the house today. Gonna be a shitty day.

^This. And the sand is basically true due to the extreme lack of ****ing rain.

over 100 degrees is hot where ever you are. Especially here. It's hot.

Swimmers ear sucks. Antibiotics for a week, and no swimming during that time. :(

My daughter had that awhile back.

I've had it before, but putting in some ear drops and flushing it out usually helps. This time hurts like a mofo.

Back in again at 3am at work for the 2nd day in a row.

Beer tastes awful when you take a pull right after you spit gum out.

Those 10 inch taco radio commercials for Red Burrito are kind of creepy

Do they advertise the 10 inch pink taco with Caesarian scar?

When is beerme coming back?

He said that the ban gets lifted on Sunday at midnight.

:sulk:

Walk of Life is a good tune and it pisses me off seeing it whored out to pimp shit BK BBQ.