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DaKCMan AP 02-25-2009 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5527351)
I now refuse to sleep with any man I can't straddle.
No fatties for you then, huh?

Donger 02-25-2009 07:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5527351)
I now refuse to sleep with any man I can't straddle.
I can't sleep with a female straddling me. It's very distracting.

Katipan 02-25-2009 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5527343)
Which mountain?
The mountain of desire. The ascent to the peaks of ecstasy and the blinding freefall back to the ground.

****ing man, ****ing!

Katipan 02-25-2009 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5527356)
No fatties for you then, huh?
No, I'm cool with fat guys. They just have to have fat legs or an ass or something I don't straddle.

DaKCMan AP 02-25-2009 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5527361)
No, I'm cool with fat guys.
Difference #2,947,238,117 between the sexes.

Katipan 02-25-2009 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5527369)
Difference #2,947,238,117 between the sexes.
Liiieeees.

I see skinny dudes with fat chicks all the time.

It's not my preference. But I'm 30, and until now I've never had a boyfriend with a better body than me. I must have liked my milkshakes a little thick.

DaKCMan AP 02-25-2009 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5527410)
Liiieeees.

I see skinny dudes with fat chicks all the time.

It's not my preference. But I'm 30, and until now I've never had a boyfriend with a better body than me. I must have liked my milkshakes a little thick.
Ok, maybe not all guys... just me. :D

How good of a body does a guy have to have to match or exceed yours?

The Franchise 02-25-2009 08:03 PM
If I wasn't engaged....I'd be down for 20 seconds.

Katipan 02-25-2009 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5527447)
Ok, maybe not all guys... just me. :D

How good of a body does a guy have to have to match or exceed yours?
He's hard everywhere.

I'm not.

DaKCMan AP 02-25-2009 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5527474)
He's hard everywhere.

I'm not.
It's your job to make him fat - like Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson.

Katipan 02-25-2009 08:11 PM
And then I'd have to find another one when he got too big for me to straddle.

I think I'm tired of new ones.

luv 02-25-2009 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5527487)
And then I'd have to find another one when he got too big for me to straddle.

I think I'm tired of new ones.
You sure have mastered capturing an audience.

Donger 02-25-2009 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5527504)
You sure have mastered capturing an audience.
Men are easily captured.

luv 02-25-2009 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5527515)
Men are easily captured.
I must be doing something really wrong, then.

Anyway, carry on.

Katipan 02-25-2009 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5527515)
Men are easily captured.
They never see the roofies coming.


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