It's the Chocolate Fountain from the Salo Buffet.

Aren't you Asian? Ish at least? I got a cold velveeta slice and a crisp $20 bill. Wanna party?

Next roast coming up, Reiko57
 

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Dude looks plenty roasted already......

AMEN



seriously

http://www.pointsincase.com/files/u2...op-falling.jpg

just.....enough already.

WTF IS IT?

LMAO
you sound like me with the Blue Waffle curiosity. I finally caved after 2-3 days and looked it up. NOT what I expected lol

yeah, nope not looking that up. or lemon party.
or tub girl.
anyone looked up 2 girls, 1 guy and a cyst? or something like that. it's gross, but in an entirely different type of gross.

haven't heard of that one.

LMAO

all of a sudden I'm less afraid of lemon pie

Yeah, I get my fill of weird and grossed out on CP. I don't need to search the web for additional ****ed up shit.

Lemon Pie s posts are scary enough

:fear: This thread has turned disgusting.

I think we should make a "Click At Your Own Risk" thread.
but, I'm always leary of starting unnecessary threads. I don't want to be 'that guy'.

I can't start them all! Fire one up....then fire up the thread

Done.

Let the sickness begin.

Let's enter Omaha in the BBW Olympics!

Enter him into the screaming contest. Where he is tied down and women slap him around with their guts and buts all full of cellulite dimples. :Lin:

Speaking of Omaha....He is on the list!

This thread has lost its burst....

unless your talking about a burst of runny shit coming out of a tranny midget dressed in leather.

Not unless you can produce the 32oz ish loaf.

NOW we're talking.

Oh shit..

So we're gonna need a new thread before we get through half of these.

LMAO

No offense dude, but you remind me of a dude who has smelly armpits. I mean, I like you and all, but whenever I see you post...I read it and it is usually cool enough, but I swear I smell B.O. when I'm reading it. I don't what it is. If your username some how reminds me of it... (I used to get your name mixed up with that little German fatass kid who fell into a chocolate river in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...in actuality, I think it is Augustus Gloop) or maybe it's the avatar... Yeah, probably the avatar...that dude looks like he has smelly pits.

My Senior year in college, there was this Freshman who had this smelly pits disease. He has some sort of disorder or hormone imbalance that made him have awful, mind-numbing B.O. I went to a private Catholic college, so people there could be pretty mean and "hoity-toity." With that said, that kid's nickname the FIRST night of school was "Smelly." Everyone on campus knew him as "Smelly" within the first week of school beginning. I always felt bad for that kid, for if you were actually able to fight the stench and have a conversation with him, he was a really nice dude. He was obviously at the wrong college though...lotta arrogant, snide Chicaburbians there. I think Smelly caught on quick enough, for he transferred after the first semester. I mean, how awful would that be, having EVERYONE on campus not even knowing your real name, for they all know you exclusively as "Smelly?"

This post stinks... LMAO

In 11th grade Spanish class, I had a teacher who would get queasy from the smell of cologne. I, being a teenager, wore a lot of Stetson, Cool Water, and that super cheap Michael Jordan cologne back in those days.

Anyways, I'd walk into the classroom everyday amd she'd say "Hi Stinky!" Halfway through the semester, it had caught on and about half the school was calling me stinky, including a bunch of hot chicks.

I always worried that not everyone knew where it had stemmed from, and that some of them thought I really did stink.

Side note, we really hated that teacher, and one day a buddy of mine thought it would be a good idea to empty a bottle of cologne into two trashcans and set them by both of the classroom exit doors, leaving her trapped in the room. We did. And we found out later that day, she got so sick she had to go to the hospital. We were assholes. I felt super bad about that.

Wow nice job Stinky!!

LMAO

Nah, don't feel bad, homeslice....she deserved it for being a wussy.

C'mon we need ravishing rico rude!!

You know what I always felt bad about? You ever run into those people who almost instantly have BO. Not that curry infused funk of living in and sweating up the same clothes for a week, but that acrid, almost sweet, scent of someone you could tell showers regularly, but their glands were at war with them. You can tell that the scent is coming from their glands, not percolating on their body surface. I ran into 2-3 girls in HS who were like that. From 5-6 feet away, they were well put together, but brush by them and yeesh!!

Very analogous to those who don't have the scent sensors for when their shower towel has gone sour. I HATE that. I'n VERY sensitive to it. They hang their wet towel up thinking it's just drying out, unaware it's gaining the pungent odor of mildew with each use. I had a roommate in college whose bathing linens were literally giving me a headache, and he would bury his nose in them, breathe deep and say 'there's nothing wrong with this, I laundered it last week.'

:cuss::cuss:

did he play basketball?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/h...smb090509l.jpg

How about these people who have halitosis "with the mostest." Man, halitosis will make a girl go from a 9 to a 4 or 5.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img6...4/64916192.jpg

I know from experience, dude.

ROFL ROFL - people who have been around forever will have heard this before, but I interned @ the MO State Capital back in college, and we [my intern roommates] played pickup basketball at the State Trooper's facilities where politicians would participate as well. And there was one who is nationally known who, while he didn't stink SWEATED like a mother****er. It was like he walked on the court right out of the pool. And he liked to post up A LOT!!

He was tall enough to....he might have. Not sure. Guy reminded me of Pigpen from Peanuts. There was a noticeable 5 foot area from the guy that people shied away from.

As what? A user name?

LMAO

In my last gasp as studying obsolete arts, I took drafting throughout HS, not CAD, pencil and paper drafting.

Our drafting teacher didn't have halitosis, but he smoked cigars, like really rich earthy cigars, in his off hours. And that cigar smoke would mull like a fine mulch under tarpaulin at the corner of your garden. His breath literally smelled like the finest royal shit.

I can't look at that pic without hearing farley say "AND HIM AND HER GOT IT ON."

"No they didn't"

sounds like ME! LMAO
I was NEVER a skin! ALWAYS a shirt.
my friends would totally switch up when starting a new game so I could be a shirt.
I start sweating just watching people exercise.

but I smell like lemon pie. :thumb:

Here's all I'll say

http://jaynixon.com/wp-content/uploa...on-MO_1078.jpg

http://thumbs.hh.ulximg.com/public/i...28e9103e06.jpg

http://emertainmentmonthly.com/wp-co...he-Musical.jpg

Username and avatar at minimum

LMAO I don't think I've ever read or will ever again read shit being described so eloquently.

Well it was really weird and fairly unique. It was some of the worst breath I ever endured, but it wasn't like it was a carnival port-a-potty smell, or even taco bell dump smell. You could tell it was the decaying remains of something he actually enjoyed a great deal.

The tasty dreams of the American child

Depends on how much fiber I eat the day before

Looks like the midgets have taken over several posters pcs...

Is this thread even roasting people anymore?

Or is it all "then the midgets"?

Pretty much the latter.

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Midgets, and sick porn, and I had no part of any of this.

If you didn't already guess...

I am the list maker.

However

I believe we need to get back to the roasts.

:)

Well BOTH my roastmasters are busy at the moment

We are at 78, so we are creeping up there.

So "not hootie" is the list maker?

I am the creator, but fear not, for I am a gentle giant.

I think you're somewhere in the 60's my child.

:huh:

the roast masters have done a kick ass job this year

GO **** YOURSELF

Ok I'm done. LMAO

I don't have the patience to work the mult angle.

LMAO

We need to start a top 101 list of posters that "not hootie" could be. Possibilities (IMO):

Hootie

Count Zarthula

Thiggy

ROR

It was my mult, rico. All me. I'm so ashamed I don't have the patience to pull it off. :(

Ohhhh!!! Ok. Well, that was fun while it lasted...should shoot you up teh list.

So, Big Smoke is the listmaker? :)

Shit man. Should have kept it going a bit. I thought it was someone else.

:hmmm:

Buh gawd the mind games kang!!!

The dream could live on... we'd have to destory the evidence though. :hmmm:

I think the listmaker is Simply Red or Count Zarth. Those have been my guesses all along.

I figured it was Simply Red. That seems to make the most sense, IMO

This.

I think we all are wondering the same thing...Did bi polar make the cut?

Mind games rico. There is more to this than meets the eye :)

Is it ever going to be revealed to us? I hate mind games unless I'm on the delivering end of them.

:(

But you're not the listmaker. Hootie is. I think my poorly run mult brought that to light.