I see that you have issues with blow jobs and vaginas. That is unfortunate because I think both are nice.

BJ's are not that bad... considering the woman's mouth is wide enough and she uses her lips as padding over her teeth. And she is not distracted that easily.

I've gathered that people with small penises generally like BJ's more than those with larger penii. That's possibly due to the penile scrapes and incessant complaints that can result by being sucked off by a mouth that is too small for your penis. In that case, you go to the vag. And that is nice. You should try it out, homeslice!!!!

Is this an inside joke or somethin? I don't understand. I do love inside jokes though. I hope to be part of one some day.

I know. I was purposely being a doink.

I won't elaborate because it would involve a mod and his private business of which I have no personal knowledge of. Just chalk it up as a bad joke that some on here might understand.

If it's a joke that I don't understand that also comes from you, I automatically chalk it up to "pretty good".

Yeah, he seemed to have vanished...Even on the "B-Sides" thread where Lumpy frequented, he was nowhere to be found.

He is from my neck of the woods kind of...and does radio...and I do too on the side, although he did music and I cover local high school baseball and wrestling events.

He was at the same Alice Cooper concert as I was 2 years ago. He was with his daughter. One of the best concerts ever. I was supposed to meet up with him there, but didn't notice that he had texted me until I was on my way to my car after the show. I almost met that dude.

I assume he is alive and well...haven't heard anything otherwise on local radio.

You're already the Planet's #1 feet picture quality inspector. Isn't that enough?

Interesting viewpoint, considering that almost everyone regards the second movie as the best one.

I accept that honor with all my heart and sole. GET IT?!?! TEEHEE!

The 2nd one is the one when Luke goes off to study with Yoda?

Yeah, it sucked.

Don't much care what everyone else thinks.

I'm curious... why is it 101? Why not a nice round even number like 100... or 102? WHY 101?? IS IT BECAUSE 1 IS SHAPED LIKE A PENIS? IS OP TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING? HAVE I DECODED OP'S MESSAGE? SO MANY QUESTIONS????????????!!!1111

You are wrong.

For me, in order, it goes:

1.) V
2.) Vl
3.) lll
4.) lV
5.) ll
6.) l

I think I like A New Hope the best as well. I like Empire Strikes Back and don't think it sucks though.

I'm wrong about what I dislike?