What he said.

It's all meant in jest, Papa.

(Shit!)

papasmurf, you've been around long enough to know how this thread was going to turn out. BTW, have you heard from her?

only to the point that I have a daughter that old. Shit when do I retire?

No but it isn't time for sunday BQ yet

I don't know when you retire but you sure retired this thread. Heh. Nothing like the old man showing up when you're hazing his daughter about her sex life. *gulp*

1:10 am? There's been plenty of gulping at this stage i'd imagine

ROFL

Oh shit, that was good. ROFL

Heheh, Phob's gonna love you for bringing that back up, now that dad's here.

lol thats what I was thinking

Yeah, I've made a few less than flattering posts in this thread that I certainly wouldn't have said aloud with her dad in the room. Heh.

My day is coming faster than I'd like to admit. At least she's 30. Mine are 15, 14, 4, and -7.5 months.

It's all in good fun...that one just made me laugh out loud so loud, I almost woke up the other half. heh.

-7.5 You a having another? Congrats

Okay, now that Papa has logged off and Luv isn't coming back to share the details, our only remaining option is to attempt to recreate the day through conjecture.

Luv: Hello, my name is Luv.
CD: Hi, my name is Creepy Dude (humps her leg). Shall we dine, my dear?
Waitress: Hi, welcome to Denny's, can I take your order?
CD: We just got here, can we have a minute to look over our menus?
Waitress: Well, I have 39 tables. It may be 45 minutes before I'm back.....
Luv: I think I'm just gonna have the Chef Salad.
CD: I'll have a Chef Salad as well and a Mushroom Swiss Burger.
Luv: I'd like to add a Mushroom Swiss Burger too, please.
Waitress: Will that be all?
Luv: No, I've always wanted to try your Fish Fillet and Super Bird..... and chili fries also.
Waitress: Will that be all?
Luv: Do you think we should get an appetizer, Creepy Dude?

That's mean.

Damn