It was actually done as a favor for me. I'm not in the mood to think about what's on my mind. I told him I'd post here if he found it and bumped it. I just didn't feel like finding it.

YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN

:LOL:


Oh man, you're too good. nobody can pull the wool over your eyes.

It's the thought that counts.

Well, hopefully a little planet insanity makes you feel better.

I know, I was just busting his balls. what is troubling you, luv? :(

That's what I'm hoping.

Men are scum. Period.

Next?

Hey I'm not scum.

No, you're

http://www.seduttosicecream.com/Parc...y_doughboy.jpg

Hell yeah they are!

Must only be the men I fall for. Anyway, I'd rather not go into detail, so I'm leaving it at that.

THIS WOMAN IS SINGLE AGAIN!! WOOHOO!!!

I LOST SEVEN POUNDS LAST WEEK! I WENT TO THE GYM FOUR TIMES! GIVE ME A BREAK!!! NOT ALL OF US CAN BE SO PRETTY AND FINE, OKAAAAAAAAY?!?!

I LOST 45 POUNDS. WANNA ****?

did I mention on the planet that I'm getting ready to drop my retirement paperwork?

ROFL

Relationships suck, don't they? :)

That is really awesome. Keep up the good work.

Uh oh. Sorry to hear it. /scum

No, the relationship was great. The problem is that it was one sided, apparently.

I'm glad there are big'uns like you. Makes me look even more stunning :thumb:

Did you have a bowel movement, Clayton?

Well, put a period on it and find another guy. o:-)

Like the scum between your toes?

Did you catch him in the act?

MAN STOP THIS SHIT.

****!

I guarantee by this time next year I am not a "big'un." Maybe even sooner.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I COULD BE THE FUTURE DOUCHEBAGVULTURE83 IN TRAINING!

I have no idea. Is that good or bad?

Catch him? No. Thank goodness.

I guarantee you ladies would be aroused if you squeezed my right bicep. It's friggin' ripped.

When you're no longer a big'un I'll focus more on your fugliness o:-)

Or its just big because your fat, on of the two.

I lost 50 lbs last year. It's so easy to put back on. Due to a lack of appetite lately, I think I've lost some weight, too. I don't know how much, though. Just enough that my jeans feel different.

That's good at least. Sorry you roped in another douchebag.

Jewel is hot.

Yeah I'm working on losing some weight, I'm currently sitting at 134.5

It falls into the relm of GREAT. :) I'm excited about it. I think the "nervous/scared" bit will hit later though.

Not if you don't stop being hardcore. HARDCORE FO LIFE!

WTF? Are you 5-3?

So all of you guys losing weight....

well I found it - DAMN IT!

No, man. That shit is HARD. It's like a supersized version of Peter North's cock strapped to my arm.

That's why I'm focusing not on losing weight, but on decreasing body fat %.

I'm getting more play from chicks and I'm still pretty fat. I'm happily married and all, but I ain't ****ing dead. :evil:

Define, "play."

On that note.... I'm off to the kitchen.

FYP

Have fun! I love baking. Especially if it's for others.

Nah I'm 5-8, but I'm jk I'm not working on losing weight, I just don't really eat much anymore... damn college life!

http://www2.bc.edu/%7Edvoskina/noodle.jpg


Are you really only 135? That's pretty light. I'm considered 'thin' and I've got 25-30lbs on you.

I know a said person who is 5'11" and weighs 116.

:harumph: You made me want coffeecake.


I'm trying to look good for my wedding!!

I will not make coffeecake...I will not make coffeecake...I will not make coffeecake...

Eating disorder? That's just unhealthy.

"The Look" I get it more often. More females initiate conversation with me than before, and if I start flirting with them, some of them even flirt back. I've had to walk away from a couple of situations where things could've gotten interesting with two girls that I have absolutely no business being able to ****. Increased confidence is all I can come up with.

Been that way all of his life. He was a month or so premature to a drugged out mom. He's adopted. Been bone thin his whole life, from what I hear. He doesn't eat when he's stressed. He's been eating lately, and has gained a few pounds. He weighed like 113 before this past week.

Yeah, Some places say I'm 5-8 1/2, others say I'm 5-7. I'm probably more in the 5-7 range though. I was like 120 a couple years ago while I was in high school though.

I'm 5'8". When I went to college I was around 140-145, but I've filled out and added muscle and now I waver between 160-165. Don't really want to lose any weight, just working to get bf% into single digits.

OK, I need to buy some new clothes. I'm still wearing my "fat" clothes and they're hanging off me like sails.

Depending upon which convenience store you're in?

I took a body fat test once and it said error because I was so skinny or something I guess. haha I've got a little meat on me now though.

Then you've got a good starting point and should start adding lean muscle.

I would like to marry a woman who has a Southern or English accent. Do you know of any in their early to mid 20s?

Yeah I've been really thinking about it, but I don't really want to pay to go to a gym and work out.

Your college doesn't have a gym?

Don't everyone post at once. I won't be a downer anymore. Promise.

What would you like to talk about?

Its a small stupid community college that doesn't have any teams. I hear it does, but it sucks... I've never been in it though.

Have you and aces set a date? I haven't really kept up lately.

Gotcha.

August 8 at 6pm...just over 5 weeks away.

I'll bet you've been busy. Big wedding? Honeymoon?

Elopement is looking really good right now. We're having a relatively small wedding close to my hometown (around 100 guests). It amazes me how much there is to do before the wedding. One of our friends is sending us on our honeymoon...we don't even know where yet.

That honeymoon thing sounds exciting. Gotta be weird not knowing.

If I ever get married, I'm definitely having a very small wedding.

I love surprises....she's going to let us know the destination soon.

There's something so nice about an intimate wedding. People come out of the woodwork when it's time to make the guest list, though. I've had to explain more than once to my mom that our wedding is not huge, and we cannot invite EVERYONE.

I have the option of kicking this guy out, but I'm afraid I've fallen even deeper in love with his cat than I did him. :) He goes out of town for work, and whatever else he decideds to do, so it's just the two of us gals here sometimes. And I'm the one who feeds her every morning when I get up. :)

Kick his ass out, but tell him because he was such a jerk the kitty stays. She deserves better than the likes of him, and so do you.

Ok this is a given, so what is really bothering you?

If you really want to get even, tie his cat to the bumper of your car and drive all around Springfield with it. When you are done doing that, cover the carcass in anti-freeze and shove it in his mailbox along with a card that says "Have a nice day".

20 years? I hope for your sake the answer is yes. Double dipping must be sweet.

Did you not understand that she LIKES the cat? :shake:

I was a stupid, stupid girl. I'll be digging myself out of debt again. Took me 8 years to become self-sufficient. Completely independent, able to survive on my own, have some pretty nice things, take a short road trip here and there...

Let's just say I'm back at square one. Or -3.

I'm not putting it in my mailbox either. Nor am I going to drive an hour and a half to his old roommate's place where he stays sometimes neither.

You are a sick person. Or you've just been spending too much time on the Planet. :)

Leave his shit on the driveway, and change the locks. Keep the cat.

Perhaps he was trying to find a way to work antifreeze into the conversation and that was the result?