Or drunk? No, wait, that's you.

I know you keep saying that, but I guess I don't understand why. There are maybe 4-5 people who seem to enjoy your contributions in this thread, while most think it's either useless clutter (me) or just plain obnoxious.

It's kind of like brand strategy. The most popular brands never mention their competitors - acknowledging them is basically giving them free advertising by saying they're good enough to be considered as an alternative. Less popular brands mention their competitors because they want to be in the picture when people think of the top brands.

Regardless of what you're attempting to do, the perception is that you're butthurt about Hootie and are trying to derail his thread because you're bothered by it.

But whatever you're into. None of it bothers me, which is why I'll now go back to doing something more productive than reading all this nonsense. :)

Oh boy. Do we need a butthurt report form on here.

That's the one Monte Python skit that I can ever remember laughing at. Admittedly, I've rarely watched MP's Flying Circus intentionally.

frazbob has daddy issues. lol

My kid is above his grade level in every subject and behaves well. He also plays sports. In addition to being a healthy and active 1st grader, he has a great relationship with his mom and DAD.

I can cast stones at whomever I feel like. I know I'm a good parent. I, also, know that you are not a parent (thank god) and that your dad hated you because you were a shitty kid (and now a shitty adult). Go wolf down a dozen hot dogs and buy another gun you fatass male secretary. It might make you feel a little better about yourself today.

Okay, here's one - You rush to Saul's defense faster than any man championing any woman in the history of the world. I mean, Gonzo doesn't defend Lumpy a hundredth as much, and they're married.

Do you wish you could be Mrs. Saul? I think that billet's filled.

Also, meth and weed aren't even in the same ball park fat ass.

Write if you get work.

Bingo.

So you do you use fruit punch as bong water for him?

Cool. When you're done sucking Pootie's dick, fill one out for me, and I'll sign it.

Huh?

Not Python, but better:

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LMAO This is pathetically hilarious. All of these internet delinquents calling you a fat slobbish male secretary must have really lowered your self esteem. Its OK though, I think Natives reccomendation of buying your 15th gun might knock it up a bit.