Bills fans dreaming about Josh Allen never playing for Buffalo as a way to make themselves feel better about the Bills' failures.

It's like they're the bizarro alcoholic cousins of the dildo-brained Pats fans who turned their back on New England to cheer for Brady in Tampa.

Dicklix has some built in excuses locked and loaded

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pec strain for Bernard. No bueno. Surgery and you’re looking at 3-4 months. ‘Just a mild strain’ 4-6 weeks <br><br>Happened second drive, slapped at runner at goal line. Didn’t seem like much. Took a wallop 2/3 plays prior thought stinger at first <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/billsmafia?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#billsmafia</a></p>&mdash; Thigh Doctor (@ThighDoctor) <a href="https://twitter.com/ThighDoctor/status/1834394324798144522?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Any team that runs a little bit of misdirection will carve up the Buffalo D.


They were overpursuing constantly.

Tell us again how Allen would match what Mahomes has done, despite the fact he couldn't match what Tyrod Taylor did the year prior in Buffalo. LMAO

In seriousness, your fanbase's takes on Allen/Mahomes are laughably desperate.

139 yds, 1 TD. 247 total yds. Be still, my beating heart.

Prediction: "Best Bills team ever" will morph into "if only Superman had some help" come January.

Man I almost feel sorry for you that you get your hopes up like this every season. But at this point, it's 100% your fault for continuing to fall for it. The Bills are front runners. They always have been.

141 total yards for Josh in that game. He didn’t need to do much. Pretty epic implosion by Tua & Miami with a million turnovers including a Pick 6.

The Dolphins are paper tigers just like last year. They will beat up on shitty teams and do just enough to maybe make the playoffs, but they will get destroyed rectally by any team they face in the playoffs.

They won’t be winning games with Skylar Thompson at QB. That said, Jacksonville has to be feeling pretty stupid for choking the game away to Miami last week. Miami team is not good.

LMAO Bills start 2-0 but their defense is ****ed again.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Terrel Bernard visibly frustrated after coming out of the blue injury tent. <br><br>Looked like his left shoulder and has now<br>Gone to the locker room with a trainer <br><br>Would be a massive loss for this <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bills?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bills</a> defense <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BillsMafia?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#BillsMafia</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/WKBW?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@WKBW</a></p>&mdash; Dom Tibbetts (@DomTibbettsTV) <a href="https://twitter.com/DomTibbettsTV/status/1834391944589390205?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Went looking for another injury &amp; I believe I may have found it when Bernard first injured his pectoral. <br><br>He gets his left arm pulled back suddenly as noted below. <br><br>Next three plays he was only tackling with his right arm &amp; at one point motioned to come off. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Bills?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Bills</a> <a href="https://t.co/anIz7GWs3C">https://t.co/anIz7GWs3C</a> <a href="https://t.co/qs1VEhM7bY">pic.twitter.com/qs1VEhM7bY</a></p>&mdash; Banged Up Bills (@BangedUpBills) <a href="https://twitter.com/BangedUpBills/status/1834440616530371025?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 13, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

The league will know if the Bills are a genuine SB contender after the next 4 games;
Jags
Ravens
Texans
Jets

I think the bills win their division, they'll be just good enough to lose in Arrowhead during the playoffs

Bills roster is pure garbage. All those Tua mistakes were unforced fluke bullshit

They can’t expect every opponent QB to commit seppuku each week.