Ever googled "Bwana's taint"? I did.

Google "Do a Barrel Roll"


You like that?


Google "askew"


Huh you like that shit didn't you.

Well I'll be dipped in shit.

You'll be dipped in Bwana's taint if Bwana has anything to say about it.

Here's a head scratcher. Has the benefit of being a true story, too.

My dad was giving me advice on relationships a few weeks ago. He was telling me that two years into his relationship with my mother, she started exhibiting resentment toward him that only festered and got worse.

After 19 years of marriage, they divorced. He told me that he regretted the last 15 years of it.

I thought it was pretty profound.

Then I realized my parents had me in year 10.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...jpg?1318992465

I wonder if colors come naturally to blind people?

I wonder what their dreams are like? WHOA

Can't sleep.


YAWN. You ****s are boring.

**** you you rabbit raping, stinking heap of festering puss filled ass boil licking insominac ****.

I'll pray for you tonight my good son.

Actually, if by that point they were hating each other for 8 years, technically you might want to change that sentence to "she had me in year 10". "Dad" might be the pizza delivery guy. :D

Being sick sucks and is not Awesome.

In what way?

My parents started showing signs of having problems early in their marriage. They thought having another child might help, thus I came along. They separated 11 years later, but then my brother started getting into trouble, so they thought they needed to try for our benefit. They divorced three years after that.

Some guy I interact with on twitter is blind. He was born with no eyes, he says. I guess it's unusual; most blind people have eyes, they just can't see. But he just never had any eyes.