What? Were you saying something?





How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, if men would at least act like they were listening the first time...

sometimes it's like she isn't

I need sleep, must leave now, bye bye

Wanna ride bikes?

Q. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?


A. None, you just claim the new standard is "dark".

Heh. Looks like KCJohnny is as volatile as ever.

Maybe I'm under a common misconception. Does overweight = ugly? Because I think I'm gonna be a knockout in about 6 months. Well, at least better looking anyway.

Where have I heard this before....

:hmmm:

Q: How many Elmo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Who cares?! Let them cry in the dark!

Kcjohnny kept going?

You're a knockout now. You'll be stunning then.

:D

gimme a week baby


I'll work off the weight


hehe

ROFL

I just ****ing ran outta lay bbq chips. :(

I know we need to change the name from chiefs planet to "all things chiefs related - more addicting than crack"

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

Yeah, that's why I have a different guy wanting to take me out every weekend. Guys are so superficial and shallow. Unless, of course, they're married.

yOu can do it, i did it, i went from 375 no shitting, to 218. *flex*

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.

OK, it's officially cold in Bugaha.

http://gray.ftp.clickability.com/wowtwebftp/w1.jpg

nah they're still superficial and shallow it's just they have to worry about getting in trouble

Yeah, but what's life like as a quadriplegic?

Slapping myself outta that mood. Man, I'll be happy when this week is over.

Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

hmm.. i can move just fine. And i can breathe easy too

Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. That's a hardware problem.



Q: How many Unix hacks does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway.

you're taking this whole light bulb thing really serious, did one go out on you as a child and you swore revenge

Yeee-haaaww! Next week is going to be great!

http://gray.ftp.clickability.com/wowtwebftp/extend.jpg

I need to change my avatar....brb.

I sign in for bad joke thread........lovely.

I remember having to breathe out all the way so I could bend down, tie one shoe, then pant for a while before I could tie the other. Man, that sucked.

No, but the dogpiile continued. I see he picked up his Ramifization crap over in the DV vs. Herm thread, too. It's like he can't ever get over the switch from Marty/ Gun to DV. Weird. It's like going back in time.

1. Nobody is taking shots at USC

2. I'm just trying to post whore enough to catch up to luv on this thread.

haha, same here. was a bitch to even put on socks. I just went cold turkey on anythign fried lol. and LOTS AND LOTS of water

Well atleast it will actually be winter for once.....this winter has been well not really winter.

Q: How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: 2- one to change the lightbulb and one to suck my dick!

3. he's obviously bought a consierable amount of stock in a company that produces light bulbs

Good luck with #2.

Very nice.

that would indeed be radical for a feminist

I thought you'd enjoy that one.

Neither of you is anywhere close to my overall post total.

Shit, I've even fallen behind you on total post count.

Man, and I thought *I* needed a life. I'm telling your dad on you.

We've had more of a winter this year than we have in recent years. It's supposed to be quite frigid here this weekend and early next week. I just don't want anymore ice. Either parking lot I have to park in here has a huge slope.

Me too.

It even looks cold here.

http://gray.ftp.clickability.com/wow...m1_server1.jpg

He already knows I don't have a life. Hell, he usually asks me about any updates on here...lol. Wait, why am I laughing at that. :deevee:

What, did Rush release a new album at Midnight?

Good job on having no life. :)

Anyone catch My name is Earl tonight? freaking missed it. Now i am here trying to download it, but i am fading fast :( i dont think i am going to make it.

No shit-just think if you didn't take a break 3 times a day to look up Porn-you would be at 30 k.

i was trying to figure out the rush thing too

I'm just good at multitasking.

3 times? That's a slow day for me.

Anyone with more than........

........

......... 11.51 posts per day is a complete loser.

No one of my best friends died and I havn't bounced back yet.

or lack of tasking

You bought one of these, didn't you?

http://www.sforh.com/keyboards/bat-onehand.html
http://www.sforh.com/images/keyboards/bat.gif

Traffic doesn't seem to be a problem. :thumb:

http://gray.ftp.clickability.com/wow...m4_server1.jpg

sorry

Well thats something to be aa err proud of?

Hey, thanks killjoy. :harumph:


...and sorry to hear it.

Would Solari have been offered a coordinator job somewhere else if the Chiefs hadn't given him one?

I'm at 18.96.

I don't need one of those....

Have you figured out yet how I arrived at my "above this" number?

3.0 posts per day.

I actually own one. I shit you not.

It yours.

Proving once again, in the same thread, that I'm not quite as stupid as you people think I am. :)

How did your friend die (if you don't mind me asking)?

http://www.butt-plug-junction.com/butt-plugs.gif


is this where you're at?

It mine, eh genious (sic)?

Speaking of porn......Look at the muscles on this bitch...

What is that thing? Male version of the sybian?

We know what you do in your spare time...

Veronika Raquel please.

I hate to break it to you dude...

Leave it up to me to make a typo when I'm trying to make a point. :banghead:

Too much, too much, too much.