I hate the Bengals as much as the next guy but Pete Rose is a goddamn national treasure.

Ok. I get it. I'm shredding a bunch of reeruns around here and some of you are getting pissed off.

I'm sorry that i can't be the typical lame, jagoff fan that comes on here and looks like a completely ineffectual ponce. I'll make you a deal.

If a mod tells me to **** off, i'll **** off and you'll never see me here again. Sound fair?

Hit them up.

So, the diarrhea is the chili, the spaghetti is Schott's hair, and Pete Rose represents the bet you're making that you won't have explosive episodes in the bathroom for the next 72 hours?


Oh wait, probably read that wrong...

So a small group of bandwagoning Bunghole frauds/fans tailgating at an adjacent empty baseball stadium is your definition of “taking over” Arrowhead? ROFL

hurrr durrrrr bungles fan...
 

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Suuure you are, pal.

I've never been a fan of multi quote. I try to stay as "personal" (not always in the negative way) as i can.

I don't get dragged into things i don't want to get dragged into. By now, you've probably seen my offer. I'll leave it at that.

Seems like it's pretty common through your 20s to be so emotionally wrapped up in a team that it's part of your identity, and you have big histrionic reactions to losses or media slights or other teams' trash talk.

Most people's lives get bigger and sports become a smaller part of it and they grow out of that stuff.

He's probably one of these failure to launch cases where that never occurred.

It’s sad that I have been here over 11 years and never knew that. LMAO

I was a little taken aback too.

Are you kidding? I want Mahomes at 110% so i don't have to read a bunch more bullshit excuse posts.

Here's the reality, and I don't mean this to sound bad. Nobody GAF about what you have to say about the Bengals or the Chiefs. There isn't damn thing you can tell us that we can't pick up in a 30 second internet search. So, you're not coming over here to provide anything of value. You're here to talk shit. It's really that simple.

If you are traveling to Arrowhead for the game, safe travels.

And the monkey paw begins to curl...

Meh, if there was a problem, you'd already know.

Anyone would have to try really hard to get booted from what's basically a trash talking thread. Fans of other teams usually only have issues here when they're spamming the shit out of the "let's talk about" thread or others where there's an actual attempt at football talk.

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Just like us saying we wanted the Bengals to win for HFA and revenge, etc... be careful what you wish for. The road to championships is rarely paved through the toughest possible teams/circumstances.

And we all know one legged Mahomes is only like the 3rd best QB in the league.