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Iowanian 08-12-2014 02:51 PM

Maybe you should come a furry.

You wear a bear helmet and they'll never see your rabbit facial features.


Michael Cera has a Michael Cera mug....and gets laid.

Ugly people get laid every day. If you don't believe me, go to walmart or the state fair. Betas don't get to breed with alpha females.

Titty Meat 08-12-2014 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10813518)
That doesnt even make sense.

I am unable to create attraction with a cute girl. I dont have the facial bone structure.

Please show me a guy with a micheal cera mug that gets laid. I look only slightly more masculine/better than the figurehead for virgin nerds


You should break your jaw and see if that helps.

Iowanian 08-12-2014 03:02 PM

This has all be famously covered before.

Is there any chance that Roy IV is of breeding age yet?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=96048

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=107258

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=147867

If that doesn't work, you can always get a job with firemeboy
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=110435

Skyy God 08-12-2014 03:16 PM

Eh, someone ban this guy/mult/troll.

srvy 08-12-2014 03:54 PM

I bet if we were able to talk to the girls that left you the truth would be it wasn't your jawline or anything physical. Most likely its your personality the sets off a woman's intuition that she should get far away from this giant skin wuss douche bag.

xztop123 08-12-2014 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by srvy (Post 10813655)
I bet if we were able to talk to the girls that left you the truth would be it wasn't your jawline or anything physical. Most likely its your personality the sets off a woman's intuition that she should get far away from this giant skin wuss douche bag.

Of course a girls not going to admit to it.

But I'm telling you this as someone who has studied what separates the "jock" from the nerd.... It's mostly jaw and facial development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNP_QOWxoDk

Fast forward to 1:16:00 area... Jaw development is probably the most important thing in beauty.

kysirsoze 08-12-2014 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10813829)
Of course a girls not going to admit to it.

But I'm telling you this as someone who has studied what separates the "jock" from the nerd.... It's mostly jaw and facial development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNP_QOWxoDk

Fast forward to 1:16:00 area... Jaw development is probably the most important thing in beauty.

Dude, I look like Napolean Dynamite and I have had plenty of success. Girls don't swoon over me when I walk in, but I have a personality and the tiniest bit of confidence. This jawline excuse is weak.

SAUTO 08-12-2014 05:47 PM

This is the stupidest ****ing thing I've ever read in my life.

Jawline? No you are a ****ing pussy. Total ****ing whipped dog little bitch.


Now please go **** your mom and leave us the hell alone. Dumbass

Saccopoo 08-12-2014 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10813525)
Maybe you should come a furry.

You wear a bear helmet and they'll never see your rabbit facial features.


Michael Cera has a Michael Cera mug....and gets laid.

Ugly people get laid every day. If you don't believe me, go to walmart or the state fair. Betas don't get to breed with alpha females.

https://66witches.files.wordpress.co...thin-chick.jpg
http://scienceofnaturalgame.com/wp-c...7/rich_guy.jpg
http://markmanson.net/wp-content/upl...6174732623.jpg

Saccopoo 08-12-2014 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10813829)
Of course a girls not going to admit to it.

But I'm telling you this as someone who has studied what separates the "jock" from the nerd.... It's mostly jaw and facial development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNP_QOWxoDk

Fast forward to 1:16:00 area... Jaw development is probably the most important thing in beauty.

That and my eyes...

Goddamn, if I'm not one good looking sonofabitch.

SAUTO 08-12-2014 05:52 PM

One of my best friends has more of a recessed chin and his nose is bigger and has been broken so many times it's basically s shaped and he ****s someone new every week since he got divorced last year.


You're just a pussy, admit it.

Don Corlemahomes 08-12-2014 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10813829)
Of course a girls not going to admit to it.

But I'm telling you this as someone who has studied what separates the "jock" from the nerd.... It's mostly jaw and facial development.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNP_QOWxoDk

Fast forward to 1:16:00 area... Jaw development is probably the most important thing in beauty.

Maybe it's your utter obsession with trivial things that feed into your defeatist attitude.

xztop123 08-12-2014 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10813857)
One of my best friends has more of a recessed chin and his nose is bigger and has been broken so many times it's basically s shaped and he ****s someone new every week since he got divorced last year.


You're just a pussy, admit it.

He has money and or status... hes not approaching these girls at bars (if he were id have seen him by now)

xztop123 08-12-2014 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10813859)
Maybe it's your utter obsession with trivial things that feed into your defeatist attitude.

No I first started going out 2 years ago with the idea that i was just shy and once i got rid of that i'd be golden (i thought i looked like brad pitt)

Its 2 years of people watching and approaching women that led me to this conclusion

Also there is scientific studies to verify what im saying here

SAUTO 08-12-2014 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10814064)
He has money and or status... hes not approaching these girls at bars (if he were id have seen him by now)

He's unemployed and lives with his mom. Actually he lives in her empty house that she moved out of. He's had a rough go.


But he gets laid all the ****ing time.



He's not a pussy
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