Joe Mauer is 5-6 today.

Dayton the shit-head decided to sacrifice 2 potential games vs. the lowly Marlins jsut so he could teach Gio a lesson. What a moron.

Hey, Coleman is up in the pen. THREE INNINGS LATE, NED

I think we can stop with the updates.

We have 8 hits. IN TWO GAMES.


Nice offesnse you idiot GM.

Total bullshit - my only reason for for taking a positive out of this game is that it will force the Royals hand so we can drop some dead weight and this abortion of a lineup is never seen again.

"Ned, why did you let Elliott Johnson hit in the 8th inning down a run?"

"Because he was DUE, Nate." [rolls eyes] [sarcastic voice]

Justin Ruggiano was 0-42 coming into today's game. The record for a non-pitcher is 45. He is 3 for 4 today.

ROFL

Now we'll probably score 2 runs and leave the bases loaded while Eliot Johnson is left in to strikeout.

Dare to dream

LOUD NOISES

If Elliot Johnson is on this team tomorrow I won't watch a single game in the Detroit series. It won't be easy but it will undoubtedly be better than watching the Tigers destroy us.

Elliott Johnson & Chris Getz are reminders to #Royals fans that neither Moore or Yost truly know how to build & manage a contending team.

High levels of suckage