No Kelce tonight

Could they have found two women with more obnoxious squeaky voices?

Doubt he plays enough unless goalline. But maybe he can nab a couple TDs despite only in 15 snaps.

He's going to catch a TD pass.

I'm strapping down my breakables for the inevitable seismic activity.

First game Kelce will miss due to injury since 2013 (not including the game he missed to COVID).

Brokedick Kittle looks on in awe.

Game hasn’t even started 🧐

Well shit. Better to be safe than sorry though. I have faith in Mahomes and I think Gray is due for a big year.

No worries, that just means more looks for these young receivers

:thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb::thumb:

This is the perfect game for JUSTYN ROSS!!

Welp.

Let’s go Chiefs. No matter what happens this isn’t a doom and gloom franchise anymore. WBF.

Do all 7 Receivers dress?

Bushman is definitely dressing. Can't run any 13P without him.

Yep

Ross is gonna be our red zone threat for this game.

This could become known as “the Justyn Ross Game.”

Ross is gonna go off tonight! I’m call it it now. 90/2 is Ross stat line

Wanya Morris and BJ Thompson inactive week 1

Can’t believe we’re missing 2 of top-10 players from the NFL top-100 list and we’re still
favored and reasonably confident.

Our backup swing tackle used to stub his toe and it spelled doom.

**** Cam Erving! So glad to have someone like Allegretti! Dude is awesome at any place they put him at

Lions will be extremely hungry tonight. Chiefs are now that team that will get everyone’s best. Chiefs still win by 2 scores.

We’re finally begin the second year of our threepeat

Been getting everyones best a few seasons now

Our offensive line is going to destroy souls in pass protection. This is what we've worked towards. Pacheco gonna have to run over guys but they finally have the athleticism on the edges that fit our athletic quarterback.

I don’t know how to tell you this, but Allegretti is not our swing tackle (Morris) or backup swing tackle (Niang) or backup backup’s swing tackle (Prince).

But I love Allegretti!

They're my top team in terms of American football and all other sports too

Well Morris is inactive so probably Prince

90 touchdowns, 2 justified homicides

Got a good feeling the Chiefs poop right down the Lions throats tonight!!

Chiefs 35-20.

Pretty curious to see this Lions offense over a whole game. Still a bit baffled a relative unknown like Ben Johnson could get so much out of Goff.

Seems like the 2nd SB and Mahomes doing it on one leg broke the media and perceptions that drive odds.

I like KC Chiefs

I gotta admit, I'm kind of excited to see our team perform without our 2 main superstars. We win this and it will demonstrate the awesomeness of one Patrick Mahomes on another level.

Not really impressed with the worlds largest tailgate. Have yet to see anyone drinking a beer, and the DJs are douchy white guys.

Chiefs 42% against the spread. Lions 76% against the spread. Just sayin'.

Yooooooo

Totally agree. The NFL media ethos is “I’m never betting against Mahomes and Reid again no matter what” unless someone wants a hot take.

Its that O line, they bust open holes for the run and with the time they give Goff I could rack up some passing yards

CEH is gonna have 90 yds...dont know why but I can predict the future.

It's nice knowing your second and third player is out and you are still going to win because of the GOAT

Well I think your mother is a whore. Chiefs win via bukakke.

Different year and different team. You also have to look at the individual games not just overall.

Reid always keeps it close unless it is a team/game he wants to make a statement with.

Are you new to the NFL? KC has been the target since 2019.

I'm really happy that I get to watch the Kansas City Chiefs play this evening, because they are my favorite nfl franchise and their qb is really dreamy.

I have to think this game is going to be close unless we can get a pass rush.

I really wanted Gibbs to fall to us. You'll see why shortly. Hopefully Bolton and Gay stay with him.

That is literally the key to every nfl game. Way to step out with a hot take.

Dude, be nice to visitors when they come in. Just because his mothers a whore doesn't mean you have to share it with the world.

LMAO

After five months of Royals futility, I AM READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL.

Stay healthy, play smart, play fast and start with a WIN!

Longest ****in' work day ever. Good god can this clock go any slower?

No, man, I think you did just fine. :thumb:

YES!!!

Well yeah, because that was your experience growing up, it’s understandable that you would think everyone else’s mother was a whore, but mine wasn’t. It must have been quite traumatic witnessing your mother performing sex acts on the Harlem Globetrotters when they were rolling through cow town. Puberty must have been a horrible experience when your penis failed to grow as big as Meadow Lark Lemons. I can’t imagine you watching your mom take it all down to her chin and cleft.

If the Chiefs annihilate a contender without the 2nd best defensive player in the NFL and the best TE in the history of the game....God help the NFL.

I would be blown away if the Chiefs had a good pass rush tonight with their best two pass rushers out...one player who is arguably the second best defensive player in the NFL and no more Frank Clark. Thats the point. If we can get a good pass rush...which I do not expect one bit..but if we do... we are going to be so ****ing good.

GOSHDARN I AM SOOOO EXCITED TO WATCH THE VERY BEST SPORTS TEAM THAT EVER EXISTED IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!!!!!!!

:clap:ROFL

I am going to slit your throat with a box cutter

That's what I'm sayen!

IMO the KC D-line is going to get abused tonight.

Wanna know what makes the clock go faster?

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GO DO SOMETHING AND STOP WATCHING THE CLOCK!11

Just a lil tip from your ol' buddy Beers :D

Thats the type of energy we need! Legggo cheefs

You can try, old boy. Good luck!

I would rather be careful with him.

Drue Tranquill will have a sack and a pick. Mark it down.

Cheers, bitches.

https://i.ibb.co/cybVQzw/IMG-8688.jpg

Getting the pick for sure. I have been looking to make that prop bet but having no luck.

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Maybe but one thing is for sure, the homies from the YMCA are going to keep your sister airtight

Here are our inactives for tonight's game:

CB Darius Rush
CB Nic Jones
DE BJ Thompson
OL Wanya Morris
T Lucas Niang
TE Travis Kelce
DT Neil Farrell

Like maybe a statement to CJ?

You can feel the electricity in the air as the people of Denver prepare to watch the greatest football team in the world.

Ross is active!!

Fan jersey count. I'll call 'em out as I see them.

4 Kelce, 1 Mahomes, 1 Jamaal in that wide shot.

Mahomes will lead this team to victory without Kelce and CJ. Defensive players have been practicing without CJ all through minicamp, training camp and preseason so they'll be ready. Go Chiefs!

Pregame is on!

1 Kelce, 1 Mahomes in that Lombardi shot.