My money was on no one catching that.

Well done. 10 points to you.

crickets

:hmmm:

Do you get super mad, or sad, if people don't respond to every one of your posts?

What's the difference between Chiefs fans saying 2021 was Mahomes' fault and Bengals fans saying Burrow/Ossai/whatever blew it?

Speaking of which, did Ossai commit seppuku yet? He probably should.

Nah. He'll be back to sack Pat a few times this year.

Or give you more reasons to claim the Chiefs didn't deserve the AFCC win

We can line up a group of meany reporters to protect Mahomes from Ossai

We have 3 Superbowls

Cincy has 0 Superbowls

There will be plenty of wrinkles in Joe Burrow if the Bengals don't come out of the gate protecting Brown like the Chiefs learned to do.

You'll find out Week 1 when Myles Garret makes Brown his bitch again.

Blow the end of the game? How do you blow a game you never led? LMAO

The Bengals were lucky it wasn’t a blowout.

Faulk is hitting on something that has been over the heads of 90% of Bengals fans I've interacted with.

Burrow had 1st and 10 with 56 seconds left in the AFC Championship game. He is one of the few people who is correctly pinning it on Burrow that they walked out of that game with a regulation loss.

Looks like he needs a sports bra.

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Burho must be staring at Chase those milk jugs are getting nipply.

This screams I bend over for Chase in the practice field Port A John!

It does seem to indicate a fondness for men.

Oh I think he knows what Pat they were talking about. Cute trash talk though.

Hope they enjoyed losing to a banged up Mahomes led Chiefs ARROWHEAD last season.

No, it gives me a chuckle because you have no retort.

As dominate as the first half was for us, we still should have kicked the fg to end the half and go up by 14. That would have put us in a position to go up 3 scores with another fg to open the second half.

Even though the offense didn't play well in the second half, I say the blame ultimately goes to the coaching staff for not taking the points to end the first half.

Burrow has the same number of career postseason interceptions at Arrowhead as Mahomes does (3)

Is that why they called it Burrowhead? :)

Try to keep up... The Bengals should be 0-2 against us in the playoffs. Enjoy the next 2-3 years of competitive football for your Bungles...

Did you know our ring ceremony is tonight?

You guys are gonna pay Joe Derrr more money than Pat lol

That's pathetic.

No 40 TD seasons
No MVPs
No SB titles

Riding coattails in the playoffs and underwhelming in the regular season?

I hearby anoint Joe Burrow as the Frank Clark of QBs

Hey, check out the cave dweller who has never heard of using the tiniest, even perhaps imagined slights as motivation to curb stomp their opposition.

Michael Jordan (Greatest competitor that ever walked onto an NBA Court) was notorious for this.

Patrick Mahomes has been called by many, the MJ of NFL Football. The guy is hyper competitive, and constantly looking for an edge.

When reeruns like Jamarr Chase do this, even in jest, the dude internalizes it and turns it into competitive fire.

I guess it's a hard concept to understand, but insane is a bit of a stretch.

Christ sake we watched the Patriots make up a narrative that nobody was pushing, just to piss themselves off and hold the dumbest media session I've ever seen with Brady leading a reeruned " We're still here" chant.

So. Yeah. Pat Who? will come up again.

Lest we forget that it was much more than that. Our one legged QB with a veritable "Who's Who" at WR with our "best" WR being MVS and a secondary full of rookies and young players beat them. I think Reid might have been our oldest player in the secondary.

And what do they have to show for it?

It is funny how many times he responds and then when presented with a challenging question he doesn't respond and has to use silly comments to turn the table.

In hindsight yes. In the moment though, I disagree. KC was moving the ball and scoring at will a TD essentially creates a mountain too high to overcome. Plus there were zero signs at the time that the second half performance would go like it did.

I think it's similar to many who are knocking Buffalo for kicking it into the end zone with 13 seconds remaining. In hindsight you squib it, but even with as good as Mahomes is, who honestly felt they would do what they did in 13 seconds?

Pretty amazing when you think about how many postseason games both played in Arrowhead.

No sir. They won and they deserved it. If i type something stupid like a wet field conspiracy, you can bet it was sarcastically.

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Damn you're slow. Stand closer to the AIDS tree fire next time.

At least you are honest about it and not like those who are unhinged and somehow believe that the game is scripted.

Not a chance. He's tired of guys running around his tackles so he bulked up so he can just throw those guys off himself.

So, you don't realize that having the ball with the ability to kick a field goal at the gun, means they win the game?

I can't help you, broham.

If you wanna be the best, you have to find a way to win the game when it matters. Excuses are for pussies.

Can’t be, Frank Clark is a SB champ

Burrow turns into Mark Sanchez in the postseason. Game manages and lets his defense do the work.

Yes sir, it certainly does.

When even your nips are buff, you know you're doing it right.

I certainly didn't come here to hurt your feelings.

Explain to me what the **** you were saying and i'll be happy to reply, because what you typed didn't make a damn bit of sense.

Yes. I will be in attendance wearing that Hubbard jersey.

Lots of anger issues here. Do you have a small peen?

I'm not stupid, i'm just here to have some fun, picklehead.

rfaulk is one of the better trolls we've had here in a while. Unlike KnowMo, who makes it way too obvious, rfaulk actually seems to generally know what he's talking about and manages to reel people in consistently despite the obvious angle.

KnowMo:
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rfaulk:
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Why would you expect an offense that had punted or turned it over on 6 of 10 drives to score there?

#weirdargument

Show me the graph that states which drive you score on, after punting X amount of times.

I think he has a chance to have a green rep bar someday.

If DickLix can do it anybody can.

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Dr is asian so you know it's legit

If you could just read some of my reds. ROFL

I don't see it happening. LMAO

League circles say that he is no Jeff Fisher.

If you fail to do something 60% of the time, failing one more time doesn't mean you "blew" anything. You just continued the pattern.

Although, to be fair, Burrow has probably blown a lot of things.

I guess the same thing goes for when you fail 75% of the time?

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Well, I wouldn’t have said the Chiefs “blew it” if they’d lost (assuming they didn’t cough up a late lead).

Alas, they didn’t lose, and went on to win their 3rd SB. While Bengals fans continue to talk about their three wins vs KC. What could be more flattering than that? Well, your QB admitting that he’s inferior to Mahomes, I suppose. :)

"That's who"

Petty Pat LMAO

Of course Fat Elvis and Zach have no ****ing clue how competitive our QB is.

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Anyone who is not following Stroupe on Twitter is doing themselves a disservice at this point. He continues to be 100% on being our QB's mouthpiece on Tyreek, the Bengals, Patrick's health in the postseason, and everything else since Spring 2022.

(And if Patrick had a problem with it, he'd have shut him down real fast -- because he's him).

Destroyed

The significance of winning that 2nd ring is monumental.

Notice how there is no debate this year with QB’s. Bc Mahomes is the only starting QB in whole damn league with 2 rings. He’s the only one who has won league MVP, Super Bowl MVP and a Super Bowl in the same year. He’s the only QB who has hosted a Championship game every single year as a starter.

There is no debate. There is no discussion. Right now it’s done. And anyone challenging that, like Chase, discredits themself by looking like a goddamn fool.

Why are your panties in a wad? /Fat Elvis

Guarantee Stroupe says "Pat who?" after every single tough rep.

A bengal with no stripes, how exposed

God I love Patrick Mahomes!

He's obviously had a lot of success in the sport but he still has a lot of "Jordon" in him. He looks for dissing motivation to keep that fire burning, push him to new heights.

Petty Pat is a greatest entity in sports. LMAO.

And Kelce admiring his rings in the background. Someone needs to paint that picture, frame it, and hang it everywhere I go.

“Pat who?” - Ja’Marr Chase
 

Good thing it’s not a pattern or anything for Burrow to suck in the fourth quarter of the playoffs or anything. Oh wait.

Exactly.

People are going to get really bored when he wins No. 3 this year. They'll have to flip all the offseason storylines to "What is it going to take for one of these other QBs to knock him off for once?"

What's wild is once Rodgers retires, Mahomes will have more MVPs, SB MVPs, and SB rings than any QB in the NFL. All before (most likely) hitting 30.

I am not a gay man, and I must remind myself of that every time Pat does something like this. :)

It's going to suck for the Bengals when they're third place in the division at the end of this year staying at home, watching the playoffs, getting shoulder massages from Deshaun Watson.

Bengals just finalized their new logo for the 2023 season. Mike Brown asked us not to share it until they do their big reveal later this afternoon, so I'll put it behind a spoiler.

They had the 28th OL last year. All they’ve done is pick up our garbage in OBJ. They’re still not a great OL, and our DL should have its way with them.

We already did you buffoon. Do you not remember the AFCCG, or just trying to forget it?

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This mouth breathing, pillow biting bundle of sticks doesn’t realize that all smack talk starts and stops at a ring. Pat has 2, Joey Bridesmaid has as many as the organization he plays for. He acts like regular season games count. Herp deep, we beat you twice in the regular season. But doesn’t seem to remember that they still had to come to Daddy Patty’s house in the playoffs. And that division got a bit tougher. We’ll see if they can even win their division this season.

In all the years of football only 3 quarterbacks have lost their first SB and ever won one. Bridesmaids window is closing faster than they thought. And BTW, what happened to that sure thing Higgins signing? Haven’t seen that materialize yet!

You wrinkled the old Burrow. This is new, Hulk smash Burrow. This year he will make it so that you not only cry tears of sadness, but it will be impossible for you to get an erection for 6 months. Even with the Viagra.

Your women will hate you and your dogs will piss on your side of the bed every night.

They picked up OBj, which will be an upgrade to the left side and moved Jonah, which will be an upgrade to the right side. Now they have Collins and Carmen backing up each side.

The starters will most likely be a small upgrade--but that's all they really need--but the backups will be a massive upgrade in case of injuries. No more turnstiles like Adeniji and Prince.

They have far more quality depth on the line this year. No excuses.

Only ineffectual, limp-wristed pansy boys think like that. It's the weakest, lamest, most lazy, limp dick shit out there. Ya blumpkin!!