well the store aspect of it is - but they've started delivering on Sundays - parcels - thanks to Bezos' Big Black Amazon cock.

LMAO

He's gonna finish his work. And as a reward, get some more work! How fun!

Tell them you'll be done around 2:30, but you just received a troubling call about an urgent family matter that prevents you from staying any later than that

Family comes first, after all

GoChiefs did you set your DVR just in case?

The NFL is showing me the Patriots today for the early game, because they don't believe that that Patriots get enough attention. I'll watch reruns of The Office until the Chiefs game.

I can also get the 49ers and Vikings on another station in case I want to watch former Patriots quarterback Jimmy Garroppolo.

The Office is showing the episode about Michael Scott's birthday party.

I'd watch that Patriots game. Could be an upset, and Watson is fun to watch.

Are the inactives posted yet?

I pass a USPS truck on my way to brunch almost every Sunday. Still weirds me out.

This is surprisingly entertaining.

You are a factory of burst.

I just looked, and no.

15 left and then we see what this asshole Wants

Head him off at the pass, like I said

Send a PM to Bob Dole.

...oh. That actually worked.

I miss football, but I have a policy of not supporting the NFL's Patriots policy. I might watch the game with the former Patriots quarterback, but I haven't seen The Office in a long time and it's a great show.

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ROFL

Asshole!

It's not hard to fill up a high school gym or wherever the **** it is the Chargers play

I've got a bad feeling penalties are going to haunt us today. Chris Jones is going to sack rivers and land on him and instead of a game changing play in our favor we get penalized and gives them a critical first down.

and then our secondary is going to be called on every pass play. I feel it.

Browns are going to beat the hell out of Pittsburgh today setting us up for another ass kicking,revenge game, by the Steelers next week

Good luck. May the best team win.

You as well! Glad having you here! :thumb:

So the refs are going to **** the Chiefs again.

Same shit, different year.

LETS GO KC!!!! Mahomes era begins....

Clay is gonna have to finish a slackers route ROFL

HEAD THEM OFF AT THE PASS? I HATE THAT CLICHE!

I wonder if the Chargers will put their best cornerback on Tyreek today. Let's hope so.

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WOOT! WOOT!

Cowher picked The Raiders as SB champs.

Can you get CTE in your chin?

All of this hype and the most excited I've been about football since 2003... and because Chiefs, I have this odd feeling that we are going to get our asses kicked today.

Well, it's hard enough to find enough Chargers fans to fill a bus, let alone a high school gym.

Hopefully no Bosa counters no Berry....

Bosa is out and Berry is likely out though not official on him yet. Those are the 2 notables I would think...

PBJ

****ING CBS AND THEIR SHITTY PROGRAM

YOUNG SHELDON **** YOU

Gotta take 20 packages off some scrub. I’m going to take 12 and Uncle Sam can blow me.

He what?

ROFL

Of course his last name is Smith

Ok after a long off season I am ready for some football! Excited for the Chiefs future, I am prepared to be disappointed with the Chiefs D and rookie QB mistakes. But see a bright future ahead!

Don't be pessimistic, people. These are not the old cursed Chiefs. These are the Patrick Mahomes II Ermines we're talking about. The Ermines will be a whirling dervish of death biting down on the necks of the rest of the league.

I predict a 33-7 victory today, only because we choose to take a knee at the end on their 2 yard line.

did Bob Sutton stroke out?

That's exactly how the post office works. First one done, first one back out. Same as Clay, I'm out working today. Hopefully I'll be done by halftime.

16 to go

They're showing Texans/Pats, Jags/Giants and the late game they're showing the Dallas game. So no Chiefs game in Tulsa this week. I knew it when I found out it was a 3:30 game. Damn it. Cowboys always trumps Chiefs here and it pisses me off.

That said if anyone finds a good acestream of the Chiefs game, please let me know.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

At long last (almost), lets get this season started RIGHT!

ONE LEFT

A little something to help set the mood... give us some lovin', Pat

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is anyone gonna use the discord server or mainly chat??

wityh hot chocolate at QB


EVERYONE's a Winner


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I bet the Chiefs are all at the stadium now.

So are all the Charger fan that is going

Houston needs to beast and Sutton needs to blitz Houston. I want to see Houston put Philip Cry Me a Rivers down.

Some will scoff but I think Ford has a big game in him..

I hope he does too. He can do it but i think he needs motivated.

well he certainly has before.

I predict we'll have 5 sacks and 3 of them will draw penalties

***OFFICIAL Chiefs vs Chargers Game Day Thread***
 

Not a shock but Berry inactive.

CHIEFS INACTIVES:

S Eric Berry

RB Darrel Williams

CB Charvarius Ward

OL Austin Reiter

OL Kahlil McKenzie

OL Ike Boettger

DL Justin Hamilton

Cam Erving starting. ****.

Sad but true

Where did you get that?

You didnt get the memo?

Wylie is todays swing tackle, Erving back in at LG

:shake:

Home uniforms today. Yay.

Berry inactive, here we go with this shit again.

Hey folks I'm ready for another chiefs season time to make Phyllis regret some of his life decisions.

I MADE IT MAHOMES

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101 The Fox

Erving did just get the new contract.

Dont care

What a pillowbitergot

*DISCLAIMER*

This is a joke for any mods with an itchy trigger finger.

I understand that but the new contract does indicate that the coaching staff likes him.

ONE MORE ****ING HOUR COME ON


GO CHIEFS!

That clock keeps resetting every 5 seconds!d

Noooooooooo

sandy vagina keeps hoping this will mean that mahomes never starts

This post was a picture of the field but I suck at posting. Anyways, Mahomes just came on the field so bye!

:whackit::rockon:

I just got offered a free ticket to Stubhub for today. Nahhh. Once was enough.