this study is super wrong, I'm not a large man but I have a 8.5" penis

is that good?

Shutty cooze.

I guess you skipped over the part where they said there wasn't a huge correlation between overall physical size and penis size (pun intended).

Not at all, moving to the metric system would get us right with the rest of the modern world.

I meant I don't have a big penis it's only 8.5"

boss, please PM me your erect penis pic asap

you said you'd do it, so don't be a liar

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Together ???

NTTAWWT

Somebody has got to use this.

The ads at the bottom of the page...

LMAO

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs

ROFL LMAO :LOL:

Oh, that was good!

I have to agree that this study was flawed. I got the short end of the stick in my family and I'm sure that I am at least 6.3. I'm 43 and havent measured my junk in 30 years but this has to be flawed.

5 inches seems a bit low but I could buy it. The craziest part about it is that it would mean there are the same number of guys with 4" erections as there are with 6". But I'm guessing this would also mean the vast majority fall somewhere between 4" and 6" which seems pretty believable..

In another thread here a while ago someone posted a study showing average male height in America was 5'9.5". I was a bit surprised by that one as well.

really? I watch enough porn where I'm comfortable looking at erect penises. Boss offered, I'd like to take him up on that offer. I expect a pic in my inbox by 6 PM CST 3/5/15 at the latest

FIFY

people should know by now that I don't lose gay chicken ... don't offer something you're not willing to give

things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!):

He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer.

He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands.

He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady.

He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good."

Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.

Hootie, how many rails of cocaine do you hork before you login to CP?

You're the freaking PitbullsergizerBunny over the weirdest shit.

View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study?
Yes, I'm larger 61 75.31%
No, I'm below the curve line 3 3.70%
I'm the average in the poll 12 14.81%
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth 5 6.17%
Voters: 81.

Its back up and running almost a year now.

Wanna know how I know you're gay?

so when you watch porn, you watch dickless porn?

If at all possible, since you asked.

are you serious? If there isn't dick in the porn I'm watching, color me dissatisfied

LMAO

Porn is penetration! I tend to agree. I don't want to just watch two girls swapping saliva on their south-mouths. That doesn't really do it for me. I need some jackhammer action.

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at least we can be honest about it

now I'll watch a girl strap it on and ram her counterpart from time to time, that's ok

but again, still a dick (albeit fake)

Just like I was honest about my 7 5/8" penis and 375 lb. bench.

Jenny McCarthys Playboy spread in the soapy bathtub

I have you covered on penis but not quite on bench. Only 325 for me, but I don't max. 325 is 3 X 10 for me

I got into a CP fight years ago with Dirk Digler who swore he ran a 4.3 40

...we had like 25 CP'ers who ran 4.5 40's or better in high school

This poll could have been set up for 6.16 inches or greater and the results would have been the same.

what about 6.96 inches or greater?

Creepy

The nose picking doesn't throw you off at all?

LMAO I remember that.

She has a nose?

still waiting you ****ing liar

LMAO

As gay as it sounds, I need the dick in my porn as well.

What I dont understand though, is why they would EVER show the dudes face. Ive been knee deep on a jerk session, focusing on a hot chick taking the D like a champ, and all of a sudden the camera pans away from the girl and gives a full camera shot of the guy. Completely ruined it for me. Couldnt even finish.

That thread was hilarious.

Paraphrasing one of your quotes: "Dirk Digler on Chiefsplanet runs faster than Jamaal Charles".

Many a laugh came from that thread..

there were like 5 guys on my shitty football team in high school who ran "4.2" 40s

you know

because those high school football coach stop watches are so accurate (and they aren't trying to build up a false sense of confidence into these kids)

I don't think anyone realizes how fast a ****ing 4.7 40 is ... let alone a Chris Johnson 4.24

15K penis's examined. How do you measure up?
 

LMAO

The worst is when you've hit the point of no return and they zoom in on the guy's face simultaneously. You're forced to just close your eyes and imagine or try and skip forward to a point where they're showing the chick again but it's usually too late at that point.

Talk about ruining a good nut..

Hahahaha....yep I've been there. There's been a number of times where I've nutted to the video buffering because they panned to the dude at that point of no return and I clicked on another random point of the video in a panic.

You gotta pay to play the game.

LMAO

Andrew Luck, an elite athlete at 6'4" and 230 pounds ran a 4.67.

And that's just not quite up to snuff here on CP.

I do.

I ran a 10.8 100 meter sprint in high school. I know how fast a 4.4 is because I ran a legit 4.4. There was one guy faster than me (that got a D1 scholarship for track) and one guy the same speed as me. The coach made me run it 3 times because he thought he ****ed up when he clocked the first one.

The guys who run 10.2s and below are amazingly fast.

This is why you should always watch first before jerking,you find a scene/spot that you really like then rewind a bit and commence. :D

and you had to drag that big dick along with you. Could have shaved off .3 of that time with a normal dick.:p

LMAO

This is a good strategy.

This is exactly what I was going to say, you always preview the porn first.

****ing amateurs. :shake:

It helped me fit in with black guys that I ran track with though. :(


I could have MAYBE gotten to a 10.4 with proper coaching (our track coach didn't give a shit. He coached basketball as well).

This is expert level advice here.

In saying this, do you realize that NOBODY has ever run below 10.2 at the NFL Combine? Only 13 guys have run less than 10.3?

The AVERAGE WR/CB time in the combine over the last five years is 4.55.

Not to question your coach's stopwatch, but...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40-yard_dash

Lmfao

Everyone

In this thread

This guy ran a 4.4 40 and has been told by several women they wouldn't have sex with him because his penis was too big

KC Native, everyone

Speaking of amateurs,amateur porn can be the worst.

KC Native is faster than Chad Johnson and has a Donovan McNabb penis ...

So, everyone, I've finally figured out who has the tiniest penis on CP...

Something new to add to Rainman's thread of why people come to me :D

I had a timed 100 Meter sprint in track (not timed by my coach). I ran track and played football in high school. You don't have to believe me but that doesn't change the fact that I was fast as ****.

I also didn't say several. I said a few. One of those chicks sucked me off 3 times in one night. Shit was cash.

Edit: My best ever time was a 10.8 in the 100.

At the very least, Native can't be an inch over 5'6"

Would you like a picture of it later?

Wrong again.

Sure

Awesome.

Link me to some college football articles about you...your name has to be archived somewhere

a/s/l of the 3, please.

Or some track records. Something. If you were that good you'd have archived proof with your name beside it. Doesn't matter how old you are

Holy shit I just looked at the results,there's more ****ing liars than a poll on who's coming to a CP Bash.

Here's one.

Look at Hootie go!

I was fast and that was it.

I wasn't a great football player. I played LB and RB. I was a smash mouth type of player which when you are 5'8" and 155 lbs isn't going to garner any interest from colleges.

I would take a beautiful 5 over an ugly 9.

Unless the lights are off.

Sure thing.

LMAO

So something in between works too? :)

oh it all works. Even teenie weenie.

Not Native tho.
Can't have sex with Native.

Normal people bottom out.

If you have a really big penis and we're about to get intimate you should just tell me and we'll high five take some selfies and go our separate ways.

LMAO

Whatever you say hootie.

So now I have to run fast and have a big dick?
Geez CP is so above average!

This is truly an elite site.