Had some just yesterday... with REAL meat! instead of the same ole turkey meat crab I adopted since being with my girl....

SO DAMN GOOD.. and I will NOT share!!!!!!

Bastard, that sand got more than in your butt cheeks.

I like the cut of your jib.

It's almost too quiet in here....

ASL everyone!!!!!!!!

I'm starving, what's your sober up, go to meal? I tend to make an egg sammich or whatever else I find.

Hell yea, American Sign Language!

Waffle House hash browns...all dee way...

Pick me up.

Hot Buffalo Wings. They push everything out the bottom.

Grilled cheese with a **** ton of cheese. Any mayo if you'd like.

I know you, haven't put a name to it.

Wouldn't that plug you up and not let nature take it's course? In my experience, alcohol comes out of the body 3 ways: puke, shit, or sweat. By shutting down the sphincter, you're opening yourself up for less desirable conditions.

He said he's drunk. I doubt he's caring about shitting.

Touche. I was thinking hangover.

My Indian name is 'Runs with Beer'...

One time, I ate so much bacon at Shoney's breakfast bar.. and had drank so much before... fell asleep in their parking lot and woke up having shit myself horribly. What a mess I made of that bathroom. Good memory a decade ago!

I'm going to turn this into a poop thread; what kind of runs? :D

Grilled cheese 3 min each side, no mayo.

First guess is Brian.

In that case...'expeditiously'

Heh...no, havent lived in Blue Springs since 1980...

LMAO :clap: excellent choice of adverb

You went to raytown south, grad in 87?

I did, yes.

:hmmm:

LOL!

Usually my girl drives me and my friends to Denny's, grand slam baby (the food not a gang bang)

That used to be my go to, until my gf and I went to see All That Remains and Hellyeah in East Brunswick, New Jersey. There was a Denny's next to the hotel we were staying at and halfway through Hellyeah's set she was feeling less than great.

Got back to the hotel room and she is heaving, and I mean HEAVING! It got to the point where there was nothing left and I had to find a way to replace the liquids in her body. I had to walk 3 miles to the nearest gas station, which happened to not have the flavor she wanted.

Mind you, this was middle January and ice was all over the walkways to these convenience stores, but to continue:

I went to the 7-11 I knew was down the street, which was an extra 3 or so miles, and I kid you not, the place was closed for renovations for just THAT night. I went back to the original place, as it was on my way back to the hotel room and picked up any Gatorade I could find.

We finally got some sleep and drove back to MD the next day. I wound up with the Flu 3 days later. Worst concert EVER, all because of Denny's!

Damn that's rough man, thankfully never had that experience at the Denny's here in Daytona, what did you guys order?

Sailor Jerry/Vanilla Coke tonight

She had the Grand Slam. Needless to say, she won't go to Denny's anymore.

When I was in college, Denny's was our 'go-to'.... many a 3AM meal was had at the Denny's across from the stadiums

I purchased a special bottle of the Glenlivet for tonight. I'm so excited!

Bloody Mary with bacon to start the day pool side. Tecate to follow until my guest arrives. Going to the ostrich festival in Mesa hell. Don't ask...

Kinda wanna ask....

That was me when I was in the Army. Plenty of late night Denny's trips on the weekends. We had a blast, we'd get hotel rooms for the weekend, go out to bars in downtown Monterey, CA, hit the hooka bar, eat at Denny's to lessen the effects on us for our next day's expedition, head back to our rooms for lots of guy/girl interactions. Wake up and repeat. Man, those were the days.

I'll be in this thread in about an hour or two :D

Howdy n00b. Girl I'm seeing has a business that is doing a display at the ostrich festival in mesa which is BFE to me (no offense Lew Dog and others). She wants to see how her people are doing. It's a carnival kind of thing. Not usually my deal but it's a fine piece of ass so I'll get loaded and do the thing. Now that you know how lame it is you see why I said don't ask...

Killed a Moscow mule and a bottle of Riesling last night.

Fine. ****ers. In.

:rockon:

Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I would like to be. And I can fly higher than an eaglewhoa, cuz you are the wind beneath my wings.

Yuengling ****ed

So, ugh... Football... Beer... Chicks! :D

Over rated beer. Ijs

I'm getting after some Harvest Moon Belgian whites tonight. I went out and bought myself a 1998 Cadillac Deville earlier in the week for $1500. I was getting tired of putting a bunch of miles on my super duty. Some old lady owned it and it was in great shape other than the tires which I hung on yesterday. I don't think the thing had ever seen a coat of wax either so I did a cut and buff on the Pimp rocket and it looks good. I was also cleaning the carpet and a few other maintenance tasks so I worked up a thirst. With that being said, it's time to pull down some cold ones and work on the pimp hand.




http://www.harvestmoonbrew.com/images/beltian_white.jpg

ROFL at bwana's pimp hand.

Had some of the Glenlivet, but have downshifted...not quite hammered, but enjoying some Jameson on the rocks.

:toast:

Make sure you get that orange slice in there cutie.

I was drinking Glenlivet last night. Right now I'm drinking Ketel One, but thinking scotch is needs to happen next.

Or maybe not :p

I'm at the bar on my phone, so auto correct madness taking place. But touche. ;)

Trust me, my phone has caused me to reread everything I type. It's a PITA.

The thing is you would think I would have learned that by now. But when your drinking... Which goes back to your point...

:D More power to ya, man! Where are you drinking?

Yeah, yeah....you get a pass for "auto-correct," while some veteran douchebags at this joint still give me shit about my whole Encephalitis episode in which I very nearly met St. Peter...insensitive bastards.

:banghead:

Well I wasn't here at that time. I certainly would've given you a pass. Cue the CP has gone soft posts.

My little local watering hole that is a five minute stumble from my house if I need (and I have needed more than once).

I don't know this story....

He said waiting anxiously for details

Good man! Responsibility, I respect it.

Went out to a local sports bar establishment to watch the Blues. Had a burger with the alcoholic root beer stuff. Got distracted by people, had three Guinnesses and then went home.

Go me.

I think I weirded out Flop with my goofy gif LMAO. He disappeared shortly thereafter.

Haha! Naw, I just got wrapped up with the wife. Literally.

PIIHB????

ROFL

How's the hangover, gents?

I'm actually great today. GF made me a killer omelette and a nice cup of coffee this morning. Ready to go!

What a great lady! She seems nice.

The best. :D

What's a hang over?

Working on my 10th beer. See how I feel after 8 more.

In your case, it's that thing you get if and when the booze ever runs dry. :)

Drank a few pitchers of margaritas with a chick last night then drank some vodka. I must have pooped for an hour this morning.

Worst hangover ever...when you're still thirsty and have nothing left to drink. Coming down while awake is worse than any hangover.

I don't miss drinking.