...

coming from a dbags fan?

Let the hate roll. Let it ROLL. o:-)

BE THE HERO CP NEEDS

Oh shit how old were you when you moved from Lenexa? We probably know the same people.

Sexiest thing I've ever read on CP.

Yeah that place was average IMO but has survived so long because its basically the only bbq joint in a 10 mile radius.

http://i58.tinypic.com/erj1ue.gif

He is an absolute asshole. Completely agree. When I was in college in 2002 my fraternity went to a baseball the weekend the giants were in town, and he autographed my Jersey for me, shook my hand and wished me a happy birthday, but that was like the nicest thing I could ever say about the guy.

The guy though pretty much saved baseball in SF. He helped build stadium they have now.

I completely understand everyones contempt with him.

completely.

Some Brewer season ticket holders were talking about him, and they had dinner with him and said he was the most self centered arrogant self absorbed prick they had ever met. All he did was talk about himself.

LMAO

This thread needs a good rail roading. Keep it going.

Oh. Really?

I'm 100% sure I could out-drink Sproles and then when he's reaching for the ticket I'd blast him with a chair for not tipping the waitress. Being that's pretty ****ed up after all the booze I drank and he can afford it. She could be a single mother.

You don't buy that much sauce and not tip.

And after his peep's left me mangled outside the back of the bar the waitress would clean my wounds and offer to take me to waffle house.

Because she's a single mother. She's got 2 kids.

She'd talk about her ex and I'd pretend to care. There'd be a shared moment after the meal and I'd leave without asking for a number.

The next day I'd wake up pissing blood and think how ****ing stupid it was to kick an NFL player in the chest and hope to God I wasn't so drunk I let the waitress snake the debt card I can't find at the moment...

I know his son they are good people. Not a big fan of their meats. I recall the turkey being watery/slimy on several occasions.

LMAO

Ban forty-whiner trolls

Zarda BBQ is Garbage...
How anyone would prefer that over all the other quality joints is beyond me.
Add to the fact they are so overpriced.....
I am surprised they are still in business....
Should of kept the Dairy going instead of the Q.....

10. Moved to OP until I was 12. Went to Rising Star Elementary K - 4

Ignore list. I'm adding all trolls to said list. Congrats.

Hootie is a Royals and Chiefs fan so why should he leave?

Excellent. Mission Accomplished.

Simply Red,

Who do you have on ignore? You seem like the kinda guy who is nice to everyone -

Please advise.

Also - can you post the picture of the creepy guy standing there holding a drink while it looks like the old lady is choking? I'm not exactly sure that is what is happening in that pic, but it makes me laugh everyime.

Thanks, friend.

Abso****inglutely. Pure. Uncut. ****ery.

He left me a message last night that I'll repeat because it's a God damned good point and I didn't think about it all when it originally happened. Does anyone remember the mult Hootie made when he came back?

Our Time.

At the very least, he's a good omen. Straight from his mouth, but I'm buying, not selling.

Can we just ban everybody even remotely associated with San Francisco? It's only a year overdue.

If the Giants win... Mav still leaves

If the Royals win... Mav and Donger leave

Everybody wins.

Remember when ChiefsOsFan was trolling the boar last summer chronicling Wil Myers home runs?

I do. Little did he know he'd suffer at the hands of that deal, one stop away from the Os first World Series in 31 years

That wasn't very nice.

If there is a bottom rung to KC BBQ, Zarda is underneath that rung.

Is there anything wrong with being Jewish?

Except for being the people who killed Jesus, no.

No. I use that term frequently, but I'm going to have to reevaluate it. I don't have a problem in the world with jews, I just think it's funny. Much like a lot of people think fat ass is funny.

Yes. "Jew" rhymes with too many other words.

I've rather enjoyed having Hootie back.

I'm pretty sure that's accurate.

I can't wait until the 2015 All-Star game! Wil Myers and Jake Odorizzi will represent the Rays.

But don't worry, our closer Wade Davis will represent the Royals and Prison Bitch will point his fingers and say, "see! see! and Shields led us to two winning seasons!!!!!!"

haha

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=7946

Oh for ****s sake.

Why? Why should I leave?

My only fault was liking alex Smith and Hell I don't ****ing talk about him any more.

I don't even go into the game day chats any more purely out of respect for you.

You jumped all over me last season when I bitched about Kendrick Lewis so I have stayed out.

So no, I won't be leaving. **** off

So did this bet happen or what?

Why exactly are you here if you don't gargle Alex's balls and aren't a chiefs fan?

I don't really care , I'm not offended by you whatsoever but I guess I'm curious.

Wouldn't you be better off embracing your love for Alex flat out and just damn the consequences ? Rather than hide your love and explode because the psi level on your penis got out if control...

Why abandon Alex when we all know your feelings?

I'll be happy to take this bet if it rids the board of this attention whore. If I lose then oh ****ing well. I'll take the bet from any of these SF assholes that came with Alex Smith. The Royals are winning this shit bitches. I made a 10 buck bet with one of my friends in 85 and I'll be happy to bet on them now.

This.
I remember during the first month of the season or so and he, like many football fans, overreacted to every little thing in baseball. I told him as such and then he got butt hurt and told me that I had no right to tell him how to be a fan.

Haters gonna hate I guess

There are many things wrong with this post. I shall now walk you through them:

1)There is nothing wrong with liking Alex Smith. Many drooling morons do this every Sunday. You are not alone, so stand by your man. Do you think I'm gonna' puss out and back down when Geno comes calling? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu******* no. I've waited a lonnnng time for THIS moment, my little, green friend.
( I'm letting the overconfidence build among LCTF Nation, so don't tell anyone, m'kay? )

2)Why do you stay away from the game threads? You have a right to cheer for your man, just like the other aforementioned housewives....I mean "Alex Fans". Stand up and be counted! I'm rarely in the game threads because I'm usually doing something more productive with my time on Sunday. I don't schedule for the ****ing Chiefs; they for schedule ME. That's just how it is.

3)There is not a goddamned thing wrong with bitching about Kendrick Lewis.

In short; CP was built on a grand pyramid of insults, douchiness, testicular fortitude, and the sweat of many bald men with goatees. What does this all mean, then?

Nothing.

Not a damned thing. As it is, was, and always will be.

This.....

is the Planet.

And those guys in red uniforms are like a little Christmas ornament that gets to hang on the giant ponderosa pine that started as Charlie Brown's tree, and has surpassed it's once weighty master.

Mav: I'm considering this bet. I'll let you know in 24 hours.

The butt hurt is strong in this thread...

I didn't abandon any thing. There is nothing else to be said about him.

I didn't say I don't like him. I said I dint talk about him sir.

A "loser leaves town" bet between a 49er fan and Pootie is win/win for the board

It did not.

I don't have a problem with you. Wasn't aware you had one with me.

Browns fan.......

I'm not saying that's ever happened to me with a different NFL player but...


...it's accurate.

Did Hootie leave yet?

I really don't have a problem with Mav. I like giving him shit from time to time, but it's always good-natured, and he never responds with hostility.

I'd hate to see a bet like this take place and have this forum lose a non-Black Bob member of the community.

I also think these bets are kind of bizarre. They're always rooted in notions of personal honor and integrity... on the internet. It's like we're going back to the days of challenging people to duels when they piss us off enough. Only... you know... fake internet duels.

You probably know some of my good friends. Crazy.

A voice of reason, well said.

No there's a solid idea...

https://elenasandidge.files.wordpres...if?w=150&h=112

RIGHT................

How'd we forget

It's not going to happen. Sleep deprivation from a two week old.

Thanks snr

How is our newest Chiefs/Royals/Giants/Browns/AlexSmith fan?

My biological clock ticked at your post.
So I drop kicked that bitch out the window.

But back to my question?

She told me she is a steeler fan, so she is now up for adoption.

Gimme.

Lot of good Rising Star memories, no doubts.

I'm hip.

My 6 year old told me that she is now a Bills fan.

There will be repercussions.

My 2 year old does the tomahawk chop and stomps the floor to make noise when we're on defense.

You dads are doing it wrong.

:D

I'm sorry for your loss
Oh I'm jelly

4321

*thows down gauntlet*

I challenge you to a fake internet rape duel. Whoever rapes the least has to give up his casino cash or something.

*picks up gauntlet because those mother****ers are expensive*

Mine is always at her Mom's during football season.

I may need to get the visitation agreement redone...

I got lucky (unlucky?). One of my boys is a Chiefs fan. He's 8. He LOVES DBowe and calls out "DBOWE!" every time he makes a catch. Not that it happens very often, amIright? Bah-dum-pum. My other son is 7, he likes the Cowboys like his mom. Blech.

Yes, redo immediately!