A sweet tat helps, too.

No one is listening. I never claimed to be bad looking.

I said I wasn't masculine. When a girl is looking for a hook-up she tends to be ovulating. Science has shown that when ovulating women try to find masculine men(which is why i have shitty facial hair, it's a sign of dimorphism.)

non ovulating women are not looking for a one night stand, they want a boyfriend type... These are the girls I have the best chance with, but ****ing them is pretty hard

He gives off a psycho clinger vibe from his posting.

I have also stated that I would be willing to buy anyone a beer if you wanted to come out and watch what I do.

They've already been fistied and the girls drink replaced with the purple dildo, but ****, what's the point.

Hes a good looking guy maybe hangout with some attractive girls instead of those ugly chicks in that pic and you'll become more desirable to women.

I don't think the approach is your problem. It's what you do after you open the door.

Irony is you giving out game being married to a fat chick and bragging about cheating on her with an escort.

Do you think if you repeat this enough that people will believe you?

I'm also glad I don't have a public business page because of your past cowardly actions.

well im going to go hit on girls. ill be back in about 4 hours

Yeah, I worked at a car wash, a liquor store, a library, along with various stretches of flat out unemployment and had relationships with women of various ages, income levels, social status, and beauty. Why? Because I was in it for the bands, booze, drugs, and bros and not worrying about my jaw line and how many days to let go by before I called.

I agree with Penz, this dude is fine, but if you're up there trying to guess fastball or changeup on every pitch, you're likely going down looking.

See. There's your problem. Your intent is far too clear and will come off as creepy/predatory. You need to go have fun for 4 hours drinking and hanging with your bros. Landing a girl will be a secondary benefit of this if things work out right.

Everyone already knows youre a loser

says the GED holder that lives with his parents.

I cant believe I read through all this bullshit.
Masculine?
Shit man. Any dude call pull a hookup. Small dudes, fat dudes, bald dudes...doesn't matter
You try to hard. Pussy always comes, and its usually not to those who are in line with their plate out looking like they are starved.
You hungry? Just go out with the intent of having fun and being yourself

;)

:D

Is that red hair?

Because if it is that could be the problem.

If its a masculinity problem start washing your jeans with a skoal can in the back pocket. Chicks dig a Skoal ring reminds them of a cowboy.

Laid? in KC? Not sense the late 80's...............

Details

What in the hell is going on in here?

You look like white trash. Clean up your act, young man, or only white trash girls will be interested in you.

Another thing: you should absolutely, absolutely, one hundred percent sure, be clean shaven. And yes, you look better with short hair.

"I'm going to go slam my dick in a door repeatedly. I'll be back in about 4 hours"
"I'm going to go clean clogged toilets. I'll be back in about 4 hours"

In this entire thread you've not said one thing to indicate you enjoy any of this. You act as though you've been sentenced to a work camp, where the hard labor is hitting on women. Do you enjoy it, at all? Have you ever?

Do you even like women? Not asking if you're sexually attracted to females, do you enjoy their company? Do you want an emotional relationship with a woman, or do you just feel like you should have one, for whatever reason?

If you're not enjoying yourself, stop. Quit beating yourself up over all this, in the grand scheme of things it's a tempest in a teapot, and besides, your obvious desperation is more unattractive than any jawline.

Go buy a cheap motorcycle. Learn to ride it. Learn to fix it. If not that, something, anything to take your mind off dating for awhile.

And shave that god awful chinstrap. It looks like you tried to trap a muskrat with your face.

I have to ask, do you have any friends that are girls? I mean just straight up genuine friends. Not girls you are trying to score with.

Or do you view all women as potential dick holsters?

Let he who does not view women this way cast the first stone.

All women?

Not ALL women are potential dick holsters. Just all women worth being a dick holster.

Fat bitches and chicks that look like dudes can be friends.

Very Midnight Vulturesque. Sorry brah stealing some saps photos has been done over already on here.

This is the vibe im getting. The kid just looks at it as his mangoo receptacle. Not hard for the ladies to see trough this. Just go buy a pocket pussy and get over it.

Yeah. Assuming he's for real, this seems to be the deal.

Taking what he says as accurate, he does okay in face-to-face, but then things fall apart in his text. I'd guess that his texts communicate his disdain for women in general and turn the girls off. He probably feels like he's being flirtatious, but it's not working.

The lavender shirt bothers me more than anything else.

This has been done here like dozens of times dude

You might have a solid point. It is auburn hair.

The thing is, a lot of my approaching is done at night and in a bar you can't tell if its red.

Any way im going to dye it and get it cut and shave my face.

I dont have ginger skin tone so i can pass with different hair colour.

You think he insults women in text? I could see him being clingy.

They say he's mean or an asshole after he starts talking to them for a while (I think I read that in the thread at least). He may not be directly insulting him, but I think they're inferring some insult from how he flirts.

Probably the 'negging' thing that goes with the PUA mentality. Stupid, stupid shit.

Dying your hair is a sign of masculinity for sure. :shake:

So hitting on girls with a chip on your shoulder and looking like a punk doesn't get you laid, you don't say...

The concept of a neg is no different than what we learn in 1st grade about how it's reeruned to go up to a girl and say "hi i like you"... that works in kindergarden but once a girl has become accustom to guys doing this to her, she starts being selective and, showing her disinterest, triggers her cat-string response to chase.

A lot of PUA is shit you learn as a kid, no kid older than 7 goes up to a girl and says "hey i just thought you were cute i wanted to meet you"

They've learned enough to know that you tease them at first, or rub snot on their arm.

dumb reply. you could say the same about trimming my nose hair or cleaning up my pubes. Obviously I wont tell the girls I do it... Though some of the girls that still text with me I joke around with like "im wearing makeup today" or "i just went tanning and got pampered at the salon" ...

home early, must have struck out again.

Watch out or the sleuths will expose you for this

Have you thought about saving your money and just masterbating??

I guess a main problem is that i can only seem normal for a slotted time. If the girl is willing to hook up with me in that amount of time then im usually golden..

and i have had sex and gotten a few blowjobs.. i never said i hadnt

ya

Dying your hair is not the same as grooming.

Masculinity isn't just about jaw lines, it has a lot to do with being content with yourself.

2 years ago?

Bullshit! Women actually like fingers. It's the most original hair color there is. Guys hate gingers cuz the ladies lean toward us a little more. It's originality! Anyways, just accent your good points, and maybe you'll be able to achieve enough game to close the deal!

You a beta bundle of sticks OP?

Seems to be working just fine for you. :whackit:

I mean, it sounds like you suck at it.

Relax. Quit trying so hard.

No gingers are being weeded out of existence. (true gingers with pale skin) sperm banks dont even accept them anymore

You look like a douche.

You guys are slipping. Figured some one would a exposed him by now.

The best part of this thread was when he was asking the morman for dating advice. What did you think you would get out of that? "Best convert yourself to mormanism, then convert her to mormanism, then move to Utah and worship Alex, the second coming of Joseph Smith."

Stop blaming your chin for why you aren't getting laid and watch this OP.

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After being trolled by this forum to shave I have done it.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps65bfe030.jpg

Ran into a hot girl who i know ( who has a bf) and she told me that she liked me a lot better with facial hair.

Hes selling a product.

Iconic I've been doing PUA for 2 years. I can say for certain that I have talked to more or around as many girls in the past 2 years as any PUA coach.


There have been so many scenarios where I was taking girls around bars and they just straight up ditched me for better looking guys.

I am a seasoned vet in this shit, I could be teaching courses haha... I have many stories where I was rejected because of my looks and the girl picked a hotter guy

Nope. You look better.

Step 2: Get a haircut and stop wearing baseball caps backwards. Christ.

Step 3: Trim eyebrows. Get your barber to do it.

Im not sure about trimming eyebrows.
this is a guy the girls seem to love

http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content...541.cached.jpg

Ask your barber.

Get a fitted cap oh and by the way they put a bill on it for a reason. Turn it around Beib's. Wipe the smirk off the face. Losing the the chin strap helps. Baby steps!

Oh by the way there will always be a better looking guy so get used to it. Know your place.

Just stop wearing billed caps. You're not 17.

Not sure taking advise from another guy who prob rarely gets laid is a good idea. Ijs....
Kinda like asking Hellen Keller for directions on how to read!

I get laid a lot more than I used to.

Also, anyone here will back me up on these fairly obvious self improvements he needs to make.

I've never posted my age. And im balding and also guys who are successful with 18-21 year old girls wear hats a lot

You look less like a douche now.

Stop this madness. :banghead:

There's a difference between wearing a hat, and wearing a flat billed hat

What the hell is this?

Let's see. You haven't gotten laid in 2 years. You've been doing PUA lame bullshit for 2 years. Doesn't take a genius to see the problem. Ditch the lame gimmicks and try to be a genuine dude.

The minute you start trying to do silly things, like wearing a hat, to attract girls, you are failing.

What are you going to do, wear the hat 24/7?

No. So just...be yourself.

I wear a baseball cap almost every day.

I'm sorry.

...and I've had sex with more women than your nerdy ass ever will.

Shit just got real.

So we've decided flat bills are out. But baseball caps are still ok as long as they're bent?

Wait weren't we just telling the kid to quit worrying about little things and to be himself.

Most women don't care about my hat - I've worn a a hat almost every day of my life. I've always been a hat person and I feel naked without it. Granted, I keep it clean and make sure it doesn't smell.. And obviously I don't wear it on dates or if I'm trying to make an impression.

But **** it, I have no problem wearing my STL cap out to the bars and talking to women.

If you want to attract a woman...if you want to take her out...don't wear a ****ing baseball cap.

Unless you're going to a baseball game. Then it's OK.

Otherwise...cringe.

Some yes but majority want to quit acting and looking like a douche. Turn that hat around unless your catching a ball game. The flat bill thing is a kids thing to me looks stupid but im old.