Whoa whoa whoa!

PICS!!!!!!111111111111111

You just want to see how pink.

mmmmm .... :drool: :dom:

I'll never forget the first (and only) purple vagina I came across. Scary.

This thread has been rated X for xtra filthy by the detoxing rating association of chiefsplanet

RNR....kisses baby!!!

Mr. FN....props to you sweetheart!!

Donger...Love the song Darlin!!

Everyone else....thanks for playing!!

The ugliest vagina I ever seen looked like someone had taken an axe to it. It was actually the first vagina I had ever seen.

Ewe, no need to give details.

:grr:

I know Laz. We kept this thread rollin' and we gets no love.

It actually was a great learning experience for me. I learned how self-conscious most girls are regarding their cooters.

nonewhatsoever


:sulk:

Plz kindly check your rep comment.

I'm not sure why you are thanking me for a song that Sting created, but that's okay.

She's just crushin on ya cuz u posted your penis size.

*ducks*


i don't think i wanna



:evil:

Sheesh, don't let my secret out!!

You know Phil's wife hasn't posted here in some time.

Ah, I wuv you too Laz and Detox, and DaKCMan thinks he is awesome, he's got nothing on you two!!

Ummmmm, I hope it was actually the second one.

no, Lumpy didn't really say that about Red and Jilly ...






.... it was Luv and Dylan that she said were the real mouthy bitches!!!

PBJ


c'mon Luv/Dylan, don't take that shit from her!!!

I forgot about her, I didn't fight with her either.

You are soooo bad!!

I doubt that.

Nope. I was a wee youngin'. I opened the door, and bahm! There it was. Staring at me. Imagine Kermit the frogs mouth.

Your mom's cool man... come on...

har har

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?

The wife and I have a date night planned. That might lead to some sex. I just hope I'm involved.

And she puts all the 'hotties' here to shame.

The wife is standing behind you, isn't she?

And I like the use of the word "might" in your sentence.

It just depends on whether or not I feel like putting out.

As do I

I certainly believe that!!

Out of the guys, which would you like to have??

:)

Girls are self-conscious about their va-jay-jay's?? I was not aware of that...lol

Are you two having a private conversation??

Nonsense.

I knew I could cause you to make another appearance!!

Crafty ;)

You have no idea!!

If you were truly awsome, you would have realized this and not fallen for it.

But as most of us know the only true awesome thing about you is your dumbassery.

Since this is my thread I can clutter it up all I want with what I want!!

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Come on, what man could resist??
:D

I'm not awsome, I'm Awesome. Don't hate on my Awesomeness.

Okay, you got me there.

But then again, to quote that Tom Crusie movie, you had me at "Hello".

No hate.

Just an observation.

And yes, I'm guilty of a typo.

I'm soooooo ****ed up.

Awesome.

How about butterscotch pudding and Bavarian cream?

they do that when you choke em

:)

Why do you keep forgetting my house when doing your deliveries then?? Huh, Milkman??

Because 1500 miles is a long ass way to go to make a delivery.

Because, I would probably be eating instead of wrestling...lol

Choke a pussy??

Fine!

yes. stick one hand in her butt and the other in her gina. start clapping and making seal noises.

better known as giving her the angry seal.

ROFLROFLROFL

How many women do you know who could take your whole hand in her butt???

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ROFL

What makes you think he actually knows any women?

hehehe....
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Calling bullshit!!

:D

That's true, we are talking about Booger from Revenge of the Nerds, right?. :D

Hey, you're right I wasn't counting you.

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i read about it on chiefsplanet that makes it automatically true. lol

you can do it with just fingers too but the most important is the sound





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LMAO

This thread totally delivered.

Oh, no!!! I can take a lot but not a man's hand! :evil:

DUCK!!!!!

shuddup grey pubes

If she is wet enough a big dick will do the trick nicely. :)

nope, just kinda picked it out.

I told you to stop staring you prevert!

Sorry floppy. I forgot.

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makes things a little less akward afterwords too :)

You're a gaper, aren't you?

If I ever meet you in person, I will always think of Revenge of the Nerds...lol

But, he likes it!!

Yeah, not sure I would want a woman that could handle a fist in both places. lol

flopnuts said he found a nudist retirement home where everybody stares. :)

ROFL
That's awesome.
Sorry, Awesome.
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I told that boy not to say anything.

better strap a board to your ass you might fall in. like tossing a hot dog down a hallway!

ROFL