When you think about it, it gets really funny because you know his MOM took the pictures.

:LOL:

Oh jeeezzzz

I just about choked on my drink. I hadn't even thought about that ROFL

Oh Claythannnnnn Mommy says it's picture time... ROFL

I don't know what hurt worse for him: that his secret was uncovered by Chiefsplanet and they teased him, or that the moderators on the model site thought the pictures and comments were part of a chat room gag.

Ouch. A site for wannabe male models thinks the pictures you posted of yourself are part of a cruel joke.

He'd probably have had better luck if he was still fat, regrowing that Amish Catfish beard and modeling as a "bear".




Roar, tigger.

Claythan might be the next Ryan Seacrest.


Or not...

I'd bet you are right. Especially, if by Ryan Seacrest, you mean a person who sucks cock for a living.

This. Talking to him used to be fun. Now, all he does is talk about himself, how good looking he is, how all these chicks message him (yet don't sleep with him....hmmm...could we like more than looks?), and take pictures of himself without a shirt on. BORING.

you mean I could get paid to suck cock?[/goatboy]

Those are only headshots too

are you upset you know longer have a chance with the guy?

I give him credit for shedding all of that weight...good for him if he feels good about himself.

This doesn't surprise me. He's posted pics of naked men on here before.

Brava.

I'll never understand all the strong angry emotions for him. He's a kid. Acts like a kid. Like a smart kid. Like a smart kid that was constrained restrained and detained from most of life. So he has growing pains right now and shares them with the world.

Not like the people in this thread haven't done worse.

Most importantly, I'd pee in his butt.

Strike a pose
Strike a pose
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue, vogue

WTF? Hootie... you are a strange one. Good Lord.

Ahhhhh! Look who's getting all maternal.

It's amazing how much different entire groups of people can be ROFL

Gay lingo is just a social norm around here...if you can't pee in your best friends butt, what can you do?

Not pee in his butt :shrug:

A "kid" who is about 3 years your junior, I believe.

Anywho, I have no problem with GoChiefs. Though he loves his E-Attention, he's a solid contributor to the board. And I would not pee on him or anyone else. Unless there was a jelly fish situation...

what if it is a her?

for $300,000...would you give a dude, any dude, an HJ?

$1.2M for a BJ, and $10.5M if it's a family member...

Is it a short guy?

For $4.2M USD...would you lick GoChiefs' butthole?

I call BS on those numbers.

(that's a pretty easy yes if you ask me)

dude I'd jack off a dude for like $500 without thinking twice...

I just want a dollars worth.

ROFL

Is he gonna wash first? What if you live in Canada?

Sucks for you.

I don't think it's a "strong angry emotion", I think some posters come off sounding that way, because you can't read the posts' tone, etc online. Like for me, my disdain is from his ignorance about several "life lessons" he just hasn't learned yet. But it's not about not knowing them, it's the 13 year old "I know everything" mentality, and the 8 year old responses to criticism.

He's sent me plenty of rep comments/private messages with less than cordial context too, and it's just irritating enough to bust his chops when he's caught up doing something dumb like in this thread, or the golf course thread. He's a borderline shit stirrer, just to pass his time.

He also does some pretty neat things with videos and such, but calling him a smart kid isn't something I would say either. I've busted his chops as hard as anyone on here (and just like I do when I bust Mecca's chops, I've also always tried to offer olive branches - they both have continuely rejected them) but at the end of the day, "angry" is a bit harsh.

Yeah that argument doesn't do a whole lot for me. There are 50 year old men here that I'm more mature than.

Not to mention more manly.

Actually, I plan on getting dual citizenship. Canada has some of the best strip clubs in the world. Not to mention great outdoor activities and of course hockey.

you guys are boring I'm going to go play halo

Your penis is far more impressive than the average bear's, granted.

I don't know baby. You sure took a good portion of 5 minutes to type all the reasons why you aren't angry.

I think it's pretty easy to tell who is emotionally invested in gochiefs posts and who is not.

Just cuz it's purple.

you think it took 5 minutes to type all that? Plus that was more of the total opinion of the boy, and for the few years of conflict between he and I; that's really a pretty small opinion of him.

I don't know how I feel about this....

Walgreen's.

So I can cross your name off the list of people that hopes he gets herpes?

Mr. GoChiefs is an enigma contained in a mystery wrapped in a burrito.

He has talent, but he chooses not to take full advantage of it. Were I him, I'd be in school. He could gain a degree in journalism or whatever. Besides, that's where all the girls are.

FAX

The problem with school, from my experience, is that the girls there tend to be living.

Yeah, but you can fix that.

Don't know what's going on here, but thought I'd bring some Awesome to this thread.

A kid? Dude, he's like my age

I heard the burritos out in california could fly higher than the sun.

there is something wrong with him. chemical embalance or something. Maybe his dad touched him where he pees. i dunno.

Is this another thread about gochiefs?

There seem to be a lot of those.

I'm with you. Easy money, baby. Its just a handjob, shit. I don't give two damns.

this reminds me of joe dirt

Kids = teenagers.

Kids do not equal 27 yr olds who live out of their parents house

That = loser

I'll give you $20.

guys negotiating $$$$ spent on hand tuggies given to other guys. Yes its a goatse thread for sure.

After I pay for the gas to get over to Lee's Summitt, I'd be down to like $4 profit. That's not enough to get me off of the couch.

ROFL

Don't get your panties in a bunch, we're negotiating your price, Princess.

This thread took a turn for the gay. I suspect Hootie's involved somehow.

reminds me of the bill shatner commercial priceline negotiator.


mamby pampy

If I can be a dude, he can be a kid.

can i be a ninja?

I'll tell you one thing, I'm not whoring myself out at discount prices like Hootie. No way I go for less than him. A man has to have some self-respect when in the giving-handies-to-dudes business.




I'll charge $501.

Well, if that's your prerogative then best wishes

Indeed.

Can someone please post that animated gif of the startled rodent?

Yeah, but I'm sure Hootie will take $500 in Casino Cash....

great now they want to talk about gerbils.

If Ms. Katipan can be a dude and Mr. GoChiefs can be a kid and Mr. booger can be a ninja, I'd like to be a forest ranger.

FAX

Heh. I think I'll pass. If I could get excited about a hairy dude grabbing my junk then I'm full-on gay.

only you can prevent forest fires mr fax

Are you sure you'd be able to do that? You'd have to spend a lot of time out in the woods and be able to identify the edible berries and hunt down and kill deer with bare hands.

Wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of bears.

Kid?? He is what 27??

That page was full of win before it got taken down.. It does suck that he thought he had a chance at being a model.. Maybe you should ground this mental picture he has of himself as it is not realistic..

I wanna be a streetcar conductor.

I think the only opening right now is for a lightning conductor. It has a great pension program, though.

I want to be an 18 y/o hot chick, with nice boobs....... Then stay home all day :D

Life in the forest can be very relaxing. Just living among the forest animals and forest trees and forest shrubberies.

And once in a while, two young, blond, nubile, female hikers get lost and it's the responsibility of the forest ranger to teach them the ways of the forest that their momma never told them about.

FAX

There's a list?? I want to see said list..

Secretly wanting some dude strange, huh? It's ok. Tell the Planet your deepest thoughts.

naw, then I can stay home & play with myself all day or just be a lesbian :dom: