Are you in a position where peoples lives depend on your compassionate care?
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I deal with medical data and EMR support. Kind of, but indirectly. IOW, desk job.

not on my watch.

Charge nurse just walked back here and yea, she don't care, as long as my job is done and it is. I can't go wake up the patients or go in and disturb them if they are watching tv, they will call if they want something.

Down with Orange Juice!!!! The war on Orange Juice has just begun!!! Orange Juice addicts are everywhere!!! Deprive these vermin of their Orange Juice and let them die!!! It's what the bastards deserve!!! Oh!!! And, attack Florida!!!

!!!

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I don't know what MENSA is. He's not studying for a doctorate, he just like UFC and has watched it for many years.

LMAO Its really nothing to do with the orange juice personally.

Oh dear God LMAO

What?

Well, if you'd take him some ****ing orange juice, which has nutrients that provide vital stimulation in most areas of the body, particularly the nervous system, he probably would be.

Don't look at me. This is a job for Mr. Donger.

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Would be what?

I assumed you were a nurse...silly me I am dealing with a candy striper...or whatever they call a non skill care giver these days :rolleyes: Do everyone a favor and take your high school level ability and go to work at a Quick Trip on 3rd shift, that way you can surf the net and not be bothered by those assholes in pain you simplistic dump

But you aren't watching. Or doing anything nurses do. You are posting about your patients on a message board. Imagine, if you will, all of you on chiefs planet, that a loved one of yours was in the hospital. How would you feel knowing their nurse didn't want to open their orange juice when their shaking, fragile hands couldn't so. And not only that, but she spent the time in between seeing the light of your life on a message board complaining about them? Oh the humanity.
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Quick Trips sell Orange Juice!!! They must be destroyed!!! Citrus is Satan's sweat!!!!

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I am a CNA and I tell you I have been doing this for about 14 years, I do what I can, I have learned a lot doing this in the hospitals for years. Who the hell are you to degrade what I do for work? I was able to raise my children doing this. I had to work full time and take care of a home and 3 kids alone. I now am capable to go to school. Sorry if this job doesn't reach your standards, so go suck a dick asshole you judgemental fu*k

MENSA, the little friend badgirl used to know
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I'm not a damn nurse I am a CNA there is only so much I can do.

No one has told me what MENSA means.

Good. Good. Get all good and worked before you make your rounds again.
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I don't do that till 1am

LMAO If you have spent that much time and hate your job all the time being poor you suck at life, and do us all a favor and do not take it out on the people you care for.

You have to have a nursing degree to open an orange juice?
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take this test and let us know what you score.

http://mensa-test.com/

I don't take a God Damn thing out on my patients as I fucking said I do everything I can for them. What executive job do you and every member of your damn family have I am sure they are all in the 6 figure year jobs.

Not to mention what it does to the diabetics.

Deadly stuff, that OJ.

common sense tells you that, I just opened the damn thing and handed it to her. She was happy with it, I was happy it was done, end of the orange juice delema.

sometimes we have to give diabetics some orange juice, it could be very important.

Are you saying that judging other people is wrong?

That this is something that others might not be qualified to do?

Delema. Pffffft
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Its his opinion of my job, ok, I get your point.

Really? I thought it was for people who were hypoglycemic and needed sugar.

I went in one morning to do a vital and realized the patient was sweating and unresponsive, her blood sugar was 28!!! Damn we like to never got her to come around.

I hope you are using your own PC.
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I am not rich by any standard but I do from time to time have to fire a disgruntled idiot like yourself from time to time.

Its a lap top, but it belongs to the hospital. I have to log in under my name and password.

I'm just happy that the whole delema is over.

Huh?????
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Good for you I am not disgruntled, I'm human, and your a asshole. IMO of course.

Okay guys. I'm sure she meant dilemma.

What she said.

Oh good. Just as long as you aren't leaving a trail for the hospital IT department. You'd have to be using your user name and password for that to happen
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Maybe she meant delenema
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I just thank God I did not need to have my orange juice opened or this could have gotten ugly!

Damn delemas. The medical comunitee has been fighting these delemas for decaids. No one nos it better than Ms. badgirl. We need more monee for reeserch and human triles.

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Does that involve shoving orange juice up a patient's ass?

holy shit

LMAO LMAO

This.

LMAO

Awringe jooose izz sutch a pane to ohpin
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"Your a asshole." I like it. "Your a asshole." I'm using it.

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LMAO

Is that like Yuri Gagarin?

Your a asshole

Quite a delema

You think she just figured out what I said and logged off?
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Thirsty.

So I had to get my own glass of orange juice. Seriously. It's delicious.

I started yelling, "Nurse! Nurse!" from my office, but my wife responded with, "WTF are you yelling about?!?"

No compassion.

ROFL

Well, they're a whole lot better than one of those bananenemas. Or a cocoanutema. Those sunsabitches are the worst. Talk about a asshole.

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No shit. Those are saved for the real assholes, like those freaking people from that Mensa place.

So the next time you are in the hospital and get the feeling that caregiver just doesn't give a shit. You are right!!!!
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If you need help, just start a thread on CP.

Next a special needs teacher is going to start a thread complaining about that ****ing blind kid she has to help.
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Don't get me started on blind peeps.

They are the absolute worst, Mr. Pioli Zombie. Talk about your a asshole. Sometimes, when those bastards can't afford a dog, they'll ask you for help crossing the friggin' street. For God's sake. If you need help crossing the street, don't get blind. That's what I say.

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And those stupid people in wheelchairs. What's with those freaks? I mean, how lame is that? Get it? Lame? Look at me. I can't walk. I can't walk. You can't walk? Well that was a stupid ****ing thing to do.
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Ok, oK I left out a m . For making fun of me you will never get any OJ.

You guys are making me laugh out loud, ssshhh patients are sleeping.

LMAOLMAO

Now your just being a asshole.

Ok gochiefs it is so cool you came up with a chick persona. After all, with this alter ego, you have a legitimate chance of getting laid even it means ****ing yourself. And if you're not gochiefs alter ego... YOUR AN ASSHOLE... I kid, I kid, sorta.

Guess we're all assholes.:huh:

I don't think the IP really pays much attention especially access is denied on anything that we may get into trouble over.

oh look, Luv found a playmate.:rolleyes:

Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Those guys in IP are probably just a bunch of orange juicers, anyhow.

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Well the worse they will do is say not to do it anymore. They're more like prune juicers.

How many personalities do you have there gochiefs? And the "your" was a reference to "your" inability to differentiate between YOUR AND YOU'RE. At least in boxing someone will stop a fight. I find our exchange much like hitting a speed bag... entertaining for awhile, but the outcome is too predictable.

By now the help light has been going off for at least 20 minutes, so go tell that cancer patient to shake it off and you will get them some pain medication when you get off the Internet. Oh wait, you can't do anything but give them an unopened bottle of OJ.

Shit, that means you have to get ahold of your boss to get the meds, **** that, keep blowing off the light and stay on the internet. Hey good news, Obama want's socialized health care which means your uneducated, unmotivated and underachieving ass will most likely get a raise.

I make 12. bucks an hours mayby not great but pretty good for around here, now I am starting to nursing school in May, already passed my Entrance Exam, now something else prick, I would like to say nurses cannot do their job without aids, there is now fuc*ing way. Guess if your say mother went to the hospital and say she was really old, and needed to be turned over every 2 hours to keep he from getting bed sores, do you think the nurse will do that? Hell no!!! When the Dr. needs a stool specimen sent to the lab to see if mommy dearest is shitting blood or has c-diff etc. Who the hell do you think does that? This fu*cking unachiever, uneducated bitch, thats who. Hey maybe when mom shits herself laying in the damn bed, ask the damn nurse to do something about it. The CNA may be to damn busy passing god damn orange juice. You sir, can kiss my ass and go fuck yourself .

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please don't end up abusing the elderly in nursing homes.

it takes a special kind of person to serve others..see Clara Barton.

They can't. Ask one and see if they can do their job and ours.

LMAO

CP classic to cherry pick a phrase.

Reminds me of the thread about a dog that started, literally, ****ing a kid. Somewhere in the story, the phrase "the dog finished" appeared, and this resulted in comedy gold, in a sick, I shouldn't laugh but have to, kind of way.

I definitely wouldn't want my nurse to have aids.

LMAO

I didn't even have to work till after my divorce, I left a man who probably makes more than anyone on here. I was a housewife and mother to 3 kids and I was almost 30 when I started to work, been doing crap work ever since, but now the kids are grown and out I need to do something different.

ok CNA's , better?