ROFL
Are you actually talking smack???

Do you realize how much of a joke you are. People on here feel sorry for you because of your whole "I have a date" thread. You are pathetic.

WHoa whoa whoa. Fatzod is making fun of someone elses' looks. This is hilarious considering you look like Shrek...only fatter and less funny.ROFL

Actually whens the last time you looked down and saw your penis? I bet its been decades hahaha.

You handsome devil.

Stop.

You suck at the internet:clap:

Didnt know that but it explains a LOT.

Anybody ever get the feeling that, deep down inside, Mr. Midnight_Felcher knows he would lose a fist fight with a female Portuguese midget?

FAX

I want to be deep inside you.

Fingering?

Dude,
Donger is STILL looking for you..

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=197730

really? lol... am I close on any of the rest?

Salad tosser!

ROFL

Honestly, a mosquito's penis would be sufficient to get deep inside this "man." He's pretty empty.

Ewww. Go get a stall.

FAX

You got the older part correct.

A papier-mache Mephistopheles.

Marlow was a wise man.

Ok, I'm not really gay. I was just trying to get MV to bite (no pun intended).

No, I'm not talking smack. I'm giving my opinion. You seriously look very gay in that picture.

What ever you say nancy. NTTATWWT

Who's our cute little resident homo? You are...That's right! What a cute little homo...ROFL

(NTTAWWT)

Did everyone but me know that a person who loves clothes is correctly referred to as a "clothes horse"? I always thought it was "clothes whore."

Attention horses?

"Yaga bombs, and heineken. I could showa in that shit."

Seriously dude, you look like someone off of that Bromance show.

Valiant told me I could be Kevin James' more handsome younger brother, nttiawwt. I thanked him, then promptly got a restraining order.

I've heard both, but always preferred "whore".

That's perfect. Midnight Attention Horse.

GoChiefs is Sea Biscuit from here on out.

Seriously.

What's the explanation for the horse reference?

I don't get it. Clothes horse?

Me.

I don't know how handsome you are, but I bet the ability to defy gravity drives the ladies wild.

No for me.

Pop that collar.

I always see Jenson71 as a young Bob Dylan..

Yeah I have already seen what you look like. Nice mail order bride by the way hahaha.ROFL

I think not.

If you wanna see the tribe, Here he is from all angles in Japan.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=182906

hmmmmm....not english enough? Seriously, dude, in my mind, you have an english accent

At least I dont need to use internet dating to get dates...how pathetic. How is that going by the way luv???ROFL

I'll bet it burns your ass that she's hotter than those skanks you post on here bragging about.

"What up wit dat Brah"

Hahaha not quite. And I read the thread about you being in Japan and how you couldnt even seal the deal with ONE asian chick hahahahahaahha pathetic.

No, you're just an attention whore, who I'm sure spends plenty of time in front of the mirror telling yourself how cool you are.

You know how you post pictures of yourself without anyone asking. Even have an Avy of yourself. You have douche written all over you.

Someone needs to nuke this person from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

You are such a douchebag.

I look less Asian. More indistinguishable is-she-hawaiian-indian-mexican-flip kind of thing.

Our avatars should hang out.

Attention horse.

It's not easy. See the difference between me, and you is the fact that you would have shown the pictures, and said. "look at these two biches I banged" Knowing you didn't get shit. You're right. I didn't score. I don't shoot for gutter trash like the chicks in your pics.

With a little Angie Jolie thrown in.

But then he'd just log onto his real account.

Trolling trolling trolling. Trolling on the Internet.

I thought Mr. DaFace was going to rehabilitate Mr. Midnight_Doucher. Get busy, Mr. DaFace.

FAX

then maybe more than our avatars should hang out

My buddy went to Japan to teach there for a year and he banged a ton of Japanese chicks. They love caucasian/American dudes...you must have ZERO game.

I do plan on going to South Korea to get me some yellow fever.

I use the internet. You use bars. I'm failing to see how using the internet to find a decent guy is somehow beneath you banging drunk chicks.

A clothes horse is a thing you put clothes on. So maybeeeee since only anal retentive clothes whores would have a clothes horse, the phrase became interchangable.

I want to be a shoe whore but I can't afford it.

You sure do seem infatuated with Frazod's shlong because I've seen you post about it quite a bit. Of course that outfit you have on really explains your anger that he can't describe his penis to you.

You see, I really havent done anything wrong. All I did was post a pic of myself and I get all of these jealous haters trashing me...I am going to defend myself so deal with it.

I guess I hurt Donger's feelings.

We wish you success in that regard.

It's using the Internet to find drunk dudes that get us in trouble.

This is true.

Only desperate people use the internet. Didnt you meet some guy that got a 17 yr old pregnant???:clap:

I also fail to understand why you come on here and try so hard to get under everyone's skin. And you think we have nothing better to do.

You'll probably just end up getting SARS...or H5N1.

Either of which is fine by me.

Would anyone be even slightly surprised if they found out Ritalin_MV was missing a chromosome?

Do you really think that that is possible?

Well, this was lovely idea, Kyle. It's really showcased our star troll and again begs the question, why the hell don't you do something about it?

You don't know shit about Japan or japanese people, and if you're friend is anything like you, which I'm sure he is, he probably lied. I was only ther for about 8 days by the way, and I was in Ginza. The richest area of Tokyo. All the hot chicks were with guys in Bentleys. You're absolutley right I don't have enough game. Oh, and by the way. The girl in my first pic was my GF of 2 yrs.
You've never touched a girl that hot.

You see your smack is weak. YOu were the one that started it in the first place by attacking me by saying I looked gay in my shirt. So I came back at you and made a crack at your failures at internet dating and how pathetic it is. Now your feelings are hurt and you are crying for the mods ahhhh.:(

Okay gang.

I think we should try and find out MV's real name and see if we cant dig up some things about him on the Internet.

If we find something good enough he will leave forever.

No offense, but you do like like a homosexual in that shirt. There's nothing wrong with that, mind you.

I think Midnight Vulture looks positively dashing in his shirt. He appears primed and ready for a wild night of ****ventures with a hot little filly of his choice. He radiates youthful sexuality.

bah

She didn't attack you. It's a truthful observation. You look like a self primping girly boy.

:(
I bet you cried when you typed that hahaROFL

But seriously dont be jealous, just cause my boy has tons of game while you didnt get with ANY japanese chicks. He wasnt lying either. Its completely easy to get laid in Japan when you are a caucasian male. You have to be a complete loser like yourself with no game to strike out completely.

In all seriousness, all BS aside. That shirt is gay looking. No big deal. You're a metrosexual. Don't be ashamed of who you are.

And you are too chicken shit to show what you look like so...:clap:

I made an observation, and you got all bent out of shape. Just put on a different shirt, and move on. Funny, I don't remember bringing up mods at all. You also like twisting things to make others appear to be the bully? Have fun.

So why don't you post a pic of yourself with one girl hotter than mine.

Oh, and BTW he was there for a year, I was there for 8 days. He had plenty of time to find one of the Japs with a fuked up grill to bang.

What is that thing around it's neck?

ANd I was just making an observation too. I think you are pathetic and unattractive. No offense of course...:D

We wish you genuine luck with your pursuit.

In all fairness, you DO look somewhat better than I always imagined you:

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/n...rses_ass_1.jpg