What did I miss, and what are my orders sir?

Nice Reference, but wrong side.

Attack!!!

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....3&postcount=57

ROFL

Zouk is the last defender of Herm. He is surrounded. There is no escape. Only death.

Where do I sign?

False. You are the last defender of Herm. Your opinion or changing your mind will not be tolerated, for it's well known that you are the Commander of Chief for The Hermines.

It may sound easy, Gunnery Sargent chasedude, but you will have to go under hostile territory, which is the Warpath Poland Illustrated and also through the French Office, dodging bullets, bombs, and the moronic Hermines.

It would be nice as well, and keep in mind that there are many positions available, including officer status of the Unterseeboot.

You are ordered to report to Army Group Oberrhein at 2000 hours where Nightfyre is your Commanding Officer.

Your Rank: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...my_E-6.svg.png

Your orders are to seek and destroy The Hermines and trolls.

I call for the surrender or destruction of any and all Hermines!

A known associates list:
Claythan (Aliases: gochiefs, goqueer, goatse, etc. etc. etc.)
JuicesFlowing
Mr. Flopnuts
Mr. Arrowhead
GonzoRox88
Chief Faithful
CrazyCoffey
Zouk

We are presently at a state of high-alert.

Everyone knows, that there is no backing out of supporting Herm while they are in this most prestigious military. And until his resignation, termination or even death.
Shall we stated as a traitor if we over turn our views on him.

In which we must pay the ultimate punishment.

Bombs away!!!!!!!!!

Yep, he's just passing through...

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....8&postcount=71

I was kicked out of the Hermines for insubordination. I'm a deserter.

Excellent intelligence report, Generalluetnant.

Arrest this man and put him on trial for war crimes. Execute him either way.

Sorry dude, I deserted after the Oakland game. I yield.

If you kill me, Germ Warfare headquarters will explode. There's a remote detonation device inside my body. If my heart stomps pumping - BOOM!

Just leave my "OUR FOUNDER" painting up in the foyer and all will be well.

We will execute you at a POW camp, not in Germ Warfare HQ. :rolleyes:

It doesn't matter where you execute me. It's a remote detonation device. Any attempt to tamper with it will also result in the destruction of your base.

We need someone to manage POW Camps.

Oh, you're talking about the Atomic Bomb Detonator in your heart? Yeah, about that, I had my scientific team disable that.

Sorry to disappoint you, Benedict Arnold.

Please interrogate and gather intellegence from him, Obergruppenführer Nightfyre. We do not accept traitors or deserters of any kind in our organization.

Nope, it's still ticking.

(god this is dumb)

Time to break out the water boarding! TELL ME FLOPNUTS! Where are your compatriots?! What were their battle plans?! He values his nipples so much, attach them to a car battery! TALK DAMN YOU!

I would trust him as far as you could throw him.

I vote execution.

Germ Warfare Headquarters is not in the same place as your stash of farmer-on-sheep porn, the photoshopped pictures of you and Kelly Clarkson, and your broken dreams. We moved.

I say we scourge him to within an inch of his life and then execute him.

I anticipated this. When I originally recruited members to Germ Warfare, they were drugged, and had nuclear devices surgically implanted. If just one of them is inside your new HQ when you attempt to remove my remote detonator, or kill me, BOOM! Also, even if you EMPTY your HQ, the surgically implanted nukes have a blast radius of 500 trillion miles.

So back off!

That's it. Give Claythan the rigged blow up doll.

He might as well enjoy his laset seconds on earth.

You guys haven't kidnapped me, anyway. Our WPI fortress is impregnable.

LMAO

You're more of a fraud than Herm. Everyone knows nukes only have a maximum blast radius of 200 trillion miles! Just another lie...

Just because no one ever wants to get in doesn't mean we can't...

That happens when you have a Circle of Protection against all things Female.

Sir you need to add Zouk.

As a COC, I confirm this.

What's a COC? 3/4 of a COCK?

Commander Of Chief.

And FYI, "my friend" my 1' of a COCK > your 3/4" of a cock. :D :p

Very good, the list has been amended!

2324 CST

Gestapo HQ....

A few thoughts commanders.....

I had added zouk this morning on my list........

We need to set up the tribunal to begin once we are eliminated from playoff contention. No sense in wasting any time.

If Croyle wins a game, that will flush out the hermines into the open, we should have a tank squadron with extra machine guns, and the luftwaffe ready to strafe, with the snipers ready to pick them off before they run to the woods.

I propose we assassinate Claythan before the tribunal, since it looks like he will be of little use to any of us, especially us in the intel division.

However, he could be of some use if he were to furnish us with a more complete list of names. We will still kill him, but we could let him at least see a real pair of titties. (besides his mom's, and 3 yr old sisters)


Yesterday, 04:30 PM #94
bringbackmarty
Hauptscharführer

(I editied this list even further 2332 cmt)

boon
autumn wind
Mr. Flopnuts
Hootie
Chiefs Country
kc jones
rustshack
mr. arrowhead
Zouk
?????
JuicesFlowing
GonzoRox88
Chief Faithful
CrazyCoffey
Known material supporters of the hermines
__________________
Adopt a Chief: Rudy Niswanger

Excellent work, you are hereby promoted to Sturmscharführer

http://www.2ssdasreich.org/images/ra...charfuhrer.jpg

Bucs, Phins (dec home game), Bengals represent a problem for us.

We might win our last two games.

If Croyle even slightly plays well, Herm could buy himself another year.

We must go after Croyle. Break his spirit.

The director of Das Interweb needs to launch.....

http://www.benchbrodiecroyle.com

The two highlighted names disturbed me. As i both liked them on here. But alas, we must be strong and cut ties with our enemies. Being charged as a Hemrophile/Hermines is a very serious offense. But we must eliminate them all.

Those caught will have there day in court at The Nuremberg Trials.
Hangings to commence shortly afterwards.

nazi = gay

No, Claythan is gay. Real Nazi's are jerks. However, being a pretend nazi for the purposes of this thread beats jacking off pigs for a living.

We could make those two sign a pledge renouncing all things herm. Then we could bring the to the reeducation centre, and make them watch film after film of the Patriots, Cowboys, Steelers, Redskins, 49ers from their super bowl years. Just so they see what good football looks like.

Yes, they must publicly confess on here that they made a mistake being a Hermanite.
Denounce that they would ever to back Herm again.

And if they did they will be hit in the nutsack by one of courageous and illustrious Generals.

I, Claythan, made a mistake ever supporting Herm Edwards. It was foolish of me, and I feel bad for doing it and letting down my fellow Kansas City Chiefs fans.

Never again will I support him as our head coach.

BURN HIM!!!!!!!!

I will let Coach or Hamas determine if this is enough to let you out of our P.O.W. camp, or continue cleaning the urinals and toilets after a chiefs game.

If you were to provide us with information.....We could show some mercy? However it is not for me to decide. Your actions will help determine your fate, and wether or not you get to see real titties, that are not related to you.

your dad should whip your ass for playing nazi.

He's sentenced to three years of digging mass graves and turning big rocks into little rocks.

There is another option:

http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/...ot-art-280.gif

I'll grow a disfigured penis out of my head, sure. But do I have to shave my head apart from one little patch? That seems abusive.

Nein. I think General Jenkins is referring das bullet in the head.

Obersturmbannführer OnTheWarpath.

As your dedication to the Germ Warfare and your excellent sniping skills, one of the commanders have informed me that you should be rewarded for your excellent skills. You may chose to use this as your avatar or your sig, if you wish.

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/66/hermtargetpr3.jpg

Congratulations.

This thread is awesome.

Generalmajor D2112.

As your dedication to the Germ Warfare, along with your skills and intellegence that I have received from you, you are hereby promoted from

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to

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...signia.svg.png

Congratulations.

Thank you, Supreme Commander. I am your humble subordinate. :evil:

Damn straight it is.

Thank you.

I like all the nazi overtones in this thread.

I guess that makes me Heinrich Brüning.

D2112, am I remembering correctly that you're a Jets fan?

This shit's all old stuff for you then, huh?

Yeah, but it's different now. when he was in NY people would always defend this jerkoff for some reason, the press, ownership, some ****ing psychotic Herm loving fans. so it would piss me off watching the Jets with him as coach. that 5 year span was the most aggravating time I ever watched the Jets. even worse than the Kotite era.

But NOW he's finally being exposed for the fraud that he always has been. and it almost feels like justice has been served, well almost. :evil:

What do you think will happen to Herm after KC, Bill?

Tony Dungy will give him a job as a DC. and so will Lovie Smith. but he's done as a HC after KC. and hopefully so is that idiot Peterson that brought him here.

I understand where you're coming from.

Do you consider yourself a Chiefs fan, too, or just someone who enjoys this site?

Intelligence officers report immediately:

We need a galvanizing moment. Something that not only turns the entire fanbase against Herm, but also allows us to properly assume our role as heads of the rudderless ship that is this franchise. I propose a firebombing of 1 Arrowhead Drive, carried out by our loyal servants. In the ashes of this event, blame will be laid at the feet of the true fan, who will then be summarily processed and sent to the lands of Western Kansas for reeducation.

What qualifications does Herm even have to be a defensive coordinator?

HIS DEFENSE SUCKS.

Not a Chiefs fan, sorry. :evil:

But I remember conversing with listopencil about this a while back. once you start posting here as an opposing team's fan/poster you kind of get addicted to this place. it's very unique with no moderation and limited rules. I like it.

Word.

It's cool to get the perspectives of "outsiders," and that's one of the reasons why this place is a great source of information. The cacophony of voices often helps to shed some objective light on the situation.

Except in DC, of course. :D

Gunther couldn't hook on as a DC and he is much better than Herm.

Yeah, the game has passed those guys by....

We will need to find a POW Camp Commander, General Jenkins. Got anyone particitular in mind?

Hmmm. Do POW Camp Commanders get to see captive girls naked?

FAX

absolutely,
for you....Anything.

One of our two decent linemen is a hermaphrodite....How unfortunate.
http://www.kansascity.com/sports/chi...833107-p2.html

My Luftwaffe squadron is planning to fly over Arrowhead stadium during the Titans game and drop thousands of leaflets. Calling for Herm to be dismissed, terminated, fired, and flipped off.

Maybe the Arrowhead fans there will rebel and throw a coup.
Tar and feathers will on standby.

POW Camp Commanders get to do whatever the hell they please to do. They will report to me and General Jenkins. However, we are not responsible POW Commanders actions.

Count me in, i've hit the Herm Wall...i expected uneven play, i expected to have a losing record at this point.

But, i didnt expect to look so totally inept in every single phase game in/game out.

Gunther & Gailey can get the F out with him.