Not bad....

Congrats!

:LOL:

That doesn't look like the same guy in the avatar.

Congradulations Roy and Jessica......Roy your bride is so pretty! Be happy to both of you.

Congrats and best of luck kid. Give 'em hell.

Congrats roy.
Looks like you married up a step or two.
Did she still have a smile on her face the next morning ?

And congrats to you Roy on the new member of the family.

Oh f@ck you. Only a real piece of shit like you would make comments about a guy and/or his wife right after their wedding.

Yeah, sure you are. That's why people are telling you to get off threads. Nobody likes you.

He's a totally ignorant misfit. And too stupid to realize it.

That describes you perfectly. If anyone is a cancer around here, it's you. Stop being such a jerk.

We've all run across the type at one point or another. The one who nobody likes, makes fun of.....even to his face, and it all just goes over their head.
We always called them dumbf@cks where I come from.

Congrats III. She's a handsome gal.

Please wait to have kids....and feel free to ask here if you need to know something.

You clowns should take your slap fight away from III's honeymoon. He's about to break out his Shockah.

I used to know a guy like him in grade school. I used to kick his ass every day after school. After a time he would start crying when he saw me coming.

Whivh community is that? The Vietnamese Mentally Disabled community?

LMAO

Congrats III.

Damnit. Roy was my second-string in case Nasium got knocked in the head by a linebacker.

:spock: I guess you'll have to go with Slayer now....

Ouch!!

BTW, congrats III. I noticed the bride is not wearing white though, was this a shotgun affair?

roy
congrats, you have either made the best or worst decision of your life
good luck kids
all the best

Congrats III. You enjoy your happiness.

Congrats, and I wish you all the best. I'm not a regular poster (my ex wife would say I'm not a regular anything) but I feel from my lurking that I know you, so I wish you and your beautiful wife all the best!

dibs on her sister

Roy, congrats dude. She's pretty hot. It don't get any better than that. You make sure you treat her right and she'll treat you right. Best of luck, buddy.

Hey, she's really pretty. You're a lucky man.

Congratualtions on your marriage. Much sex to you.

that's not entirely true...

i like the little shit, even when he's acting like a pita...

he's come a long long ways from the old days...

and i'm damned proud of him...

now gc's remarks about roy's marriage/spouse are inappropiate, and the way he treats luv pisses me off...

but everyone here is entitled to their opinion and there's no reason that gochiefs can't express his opinion freely, just like all the other [redacted]s around here can and do express theirs...

i think YOU don't like him, but there are others who do regard him as a valuable asset to this community...

btw, what makes you think that you speak for everybody on the ****ing planet?

you sure as shit don't speak for me...

you're just an older version of the schoolyard bully, still trying to throw your weight around the playground and be somebody...

without all those posts and the rep power that goes with it, you would be just another annoying asshole whining for attention...

so go ahead and take my green boxes, i really don't give a shit about who or what you think you are or how valuable an asset you think you are to the community...

in short, i think you suck... :D :D :D

btw, afaics the community continued to function just fine without you while you were "gone" and not posting...

maybe you should start another 100 post thread, it might make you feel better since making 100 post threads is so damned important to you...

:toast:

Congats III!

I'm happy for you man...!

Let's see, it's been roughly 72 hours now right? Is the honeymoon over?

Poor miserable bastard you have no idea what you're in for.

Say goodbye to sex, a wasteline, hairline, fun, whiskey & beer, steak, football, your balls, your opinion, your self confidence, damn near every straight friend you had, golf, your baseball card collection, your porn collection, care-free apartment life, your truck with the bitchin sound system, your favorite pair of jeans (no way in hell she lets you wear them again), Saturday afternoon naps, Action Movies, your closet and last but certainly not least, Felatio.

Say hello to the vacuum cleaner, Pledge, Rosey Palm, insecurity, wine & champagne spritzers, salad, the ballet, Cunnilinges (not because you want to), shopping, agony, your mother-in-law, defeat, bitching, the female menstraul cycle, Antiquing, B&B's, nodding your head to the inane mumbling and squabbling coming from her mouth, honey-do's, a minivan, a house payment, Saturday afternoon housecleaning, Romantic Comedies, lay-a-way, Christmas shopping for some woman you don't even know and are fairly certain she doesn't even like and last but not least the crushing credit card debt that accompanies her wardrobe.

Best of luck, you kids will do great and to you on your honeymoon I dedicate this beautiful song by Billy Joel: "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant".

omg!

i was right, you were a schoolyard bully...

you haven't changed much since then, have you?

:eek:

You really need a hug.
Or Jesus.

ditto for me...

best of luck to you both... :toast: :toast: :toast:

Congrats royr

My my, aren't we bitter? Would you care to tell me what spawned this response?

wow, marriage is really different for me.

LOL!

or a big fat fattie fat...

you did...

It's a joke. :p

Sorry, I forgot to add I don't drive a minivan.

Your not going to live with the broad are you? The only way I could ever get married is if I didn't have to live in the same house. I don't want to come home to the same person everyday..no matter how much I'd think I like them they'd find a way to annoy the hell out of me. I think living in the same house is basically a power thing..so u know where your significant other is at all times of the day. Shit, my step dad can't leave the house for 2 seconds without my mom going nuts

Congrats again III! You both look pretty happy.

best wishes.

I had to go back and see what has taken place while I was gone tonight, looks like another III vs gochiefs slapathon .............

Damn kids.........

She is a pretty girl, but unlike any young couple, they have their hands full trying to make ends meet.

Can't take them anywhere, and it's too late to turn the car around. hehe.

Let's duct tape them to the wall.....

Nothing happened.

:bong: i'm trying to keep up, but the younger kids are faster than me...

remember, puff puff pass... :D :D :D

Hey piss boy, I will out a 20 on III......

Congrats III. Don't let all this talk fool you. I was married at 20 and we've been together for 17 years now. If I had it to do over, I wouldn't do it any differently.

Just remember, treat her like a thoroughbred and she won't become an old nag.;)


Oh, and don't mind gochiefs, he's just frustrated because a year ago you two were in the same boat, now you're married and he's still looking for his first date.:)

I'm SO glad III's wife was hot. I'll be honest. I was pleasantly surprised.

You, me and III all married well above ourselves.......

I married about right. Unfortunately for my wife I got much uglier and poorer right after the marriage.

See, that's what concerns me....I was ugly when I got married....then got uglier. Doesn't say much for Mrs. Mercers taste. She is a chubby chaser, though.....

You know actually looking back on our/my marriage (now going on 14 years)that was probably the most fun and exciting time, although we didn't relize it. We were married young as well 21 and 20. Scrounging for change in the couch to go buy dessert, or get a movie. A few extra dollars at the end of the week to go out and splurge at some diner. We made our own fun and enjoyed it until we had the means of doing things with money.

Now that we have been successful in careers and are raising 2 kids part of me misses that time of innocence and non-responiblity (at least not as much as now with business, kids, wife, house, car, etc., etc.) If you work at it together it is actually a wonderful experience and one that builds itself to and even better relationship with your spouse down the road.

Well said......

trying to make ends meet?




I need to search the net for a diagram
of that kink

well said...

and it's true...

i don't know what compelled me to read this thread at all, but i'm glad i did - that's one of the best things i've seen on an IMB. well done.

You don't know the half of it. If you had a smidgeon of background, you'd want to write a sitcom.

Congrats :)

Congratulations Roy! Hope you guys have a very happy life together.

You are truly a classless dick.

Iggy pop

****wad

Man go bo, having been married for 13 year's but divorced the last 4 i really identify w/ your post. I think i need to go rent Bridge's of Madison County or something similar now and have a good :deevee: :)

Ditto that.

Of course i did mean Stinger's post :doh!:

screw you old man, get your own :bong: :)


and congrats to the newely weds

Budussy smell inside the house
the sour smell of recent heaven.
the newly wed, no time to post..
III be tappin it, 24-7 (reference feb post)

Hey there daddy, long time no see
I have a question for you
my bank man called, I bounced a check
and the water bill is due.

(a year from now)
Things are changing, she says she's the boss
The Bed has not been made
Someone was here while I was at work
why'd he bring grape..gatorade?

I'm working now on my next thread
With a great announcement to be made
When IV is born I'll post it up
"hey gochiefs, I proved that I got laid."

So the baby comes
there's so much more I have to do
There is one thing confusing me..
his first word wasn't dad...but Mooo.

Oh how Moo-tiful that was.......... If I wanted a frinking cow as a grandson.

I don't think Roy got that one.

I got it, ( Mer ) Moo . I just added a little farm flavor for our farmer boy from Iowa.

You didn't get it, Roy.

Word of advice: don't invite Joe Horn over for dinner.

Thanks for all of the great compliments guys and to yall for the bad ones go suck a sammon, haha

III, you must be hung like a mule, buddy.

Must...resist...temptation...

Congrats, hope you have many happy years.

Thats an awesome poem dude. Well done.

i bet... i was only talking about stinger's post...

I've tried not to do this.....but its just *there*

The Evolution of the Ladies Man.
http://lifewithalacrity.blogs.com/ph.../evolution.jpg

What do I get her to lay still?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=96048&page=1
"hey bebe, this ain't gonna suck itself"

Pimpin' Aint Easy.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=107258&page=1

She's gonna get it, and don't even know it.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=108532&page=1
Did he listen? No.
"IIIDOGNITE, In A Hurry and don't know why.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=110519&page=1

The King of broken Hearts doesn't knooooooow he's the King [/george Strait]
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=135882&page=1
look at the bright side buddy "Considering the fact you were first cousins, think of the money you'll save over the next 20 years...you know...not having to pay $1 each time you had to visit the kid down at the carnival.

you are here.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=147867&page=1